Hey everyone out there. My name is Leo and you'll thank me later.

We cannot let it happen again. Year after year people mistake the pretty golds and crimsons of fall leaves for beauty.

Gross.

You need to watch out. There is something up with trees. Something terribly evil. Evil, i tell you.

How does a part of them die every year? Trees appear dead all winter and then spring comes around and boom they're alive, again. They are making a deal with the devil.

Who came up with Arbor Day? The devil.

Trees: alive, dead, alive. They are part of the supernatural and need to be stopped to bring the forces of good and evil on level playing fields. We cannot trust these trees. Who do they think they are? Jesus, being resurrected every spring? They are the devil's sons.

Man has made a valiant effort to tear down forests upon forests. We must rally behind them and bring together a united force to stop the birth of new trees.

We will need to keep some specimens around for vampire wooden stakes, but they must be uprooted to restore the order.

Leo, who is not his or her real name, may or may not reside in the Northern Hemisphere and cannot reveal his hobbies or interests.