Cancer vs Scorpio. Get.Set.Fight!

Versuvius
Both have their powerful pincers. Scorpio has its venomous stinging tail. But cancer has the impenetrable hard shell. The sting has no effect. Cancer is very good and fast at moving sideways, which confuses the scorpio. The crap has 8 legs, scorpio has 6. Cancer probably move a lot faster than Scorpio. I bet for Cancer to win. All the crab has to do is pinch the sting off scorpio and the work is done! yeah!

So...who do you think will win the fight??? before both of them settle for a hot steamy sex....
Versuvius
hey.....that's typo error....
xtina
ROFL!!! Is this serious? Pinning the measly Crab against the Scorpion? I'm sorry but that's an EXTREMELY unfair fight. True Cancer is a Cardinal sign, but Scorpios are the most powerful and aggressive of all the water signs and Cancers are the most weak and passive. I mean superficially speaking. This is not even a fight, it's a vicious mauling of the poor defenseless Crab. Claire is right... yeah Cancer has the pincer but it is infinitesimal compared to Scorpios gigantic pincer and stinger. I mean those pincers and stingers are big enough to give some fire signs a good whooping. I doubt Cancer can even face a Fire sign let alone a Scorpio. NEXT.
Versuvius
Posted by Clair De Lune


The scorpion is an aggressive creature and is usually poised, ready for attack. If it stings, the crab will then flee and forever live in peace away from the scorpions poisonous tail. The scorpion will wonder where the crab went and will work itself up over the mystery of it. The scorpion will never be at peace, always on the edge of its seat, mentally exhausted and keeping a keen eye out for its next victim.




aahaahahhahaha!! so funny.............

someone put up wars between leo,sags and aries. compare to their post, this is like cat fights.... nonetheless...it's for fun!
xtina
Posted by nihilist
hey claire wow that ^ is very true !

versuvius- i think it would be war of the worlds in battle b'cuz we both have shells and can protect ourselves well. we would both probably die of exhaustion...this could also apply to sex ;P

haha


I don't think it would be a battle worth seeing. I mean come on you have to handle most Cancers with kid gloves, a Scorpio you tell them anything (they would get hurt) but they'd bounce right back! Most Cancer/ Scorpio relationships I've seen the Scorpio was pulling the reigns and the Cancer was at the end of it pulling the sleigh along .
xtina
Versuvius- there has been a post between all the Fire signs... it was never resolved .
xtina
You're a Scorp Nihilist? Interesting...

IME most of the Cancers I've known have been big babies, they've only been strong when they've had some outside influence such as Leo cusper/ or some sort of Scorpio in them. "It could be their Scorpio moon" only proves the victor as Scorpios. That's not to say that Cancers are weak by any means, just not as strong when compared to a Scorpio. Also, the majority of the strong women in my life have been Scorpios. I guess, it's all just based on your own experience .

xtina
Also, my experience of Cancers not being up to par to fight Scorpios have been exemplified on this board many times. By moon-eyes and P-angel's constant bickering. I love moon_eyes to death, but I'd have to say she's letting P get under her skin and that's a definite sign of defeat... and P's only a Pisces! There have been other numerous examples of Cancers getting a good whooping on this board I'm sure and of Scorps doing the whooping. I mean you should see the Scorp board they get so much butter!
Robin Goodfellow
Posted by xtina
ROFL!!! Is this serious? Pinning the measly Crab against the Scorpion? I'm sorry but that's an EXTREMELY unfair fight. True Cancer is a Cardinal sign, but Scorpios are the most powerful and aggressive of all the water signs and Cancers are the most weak and passive. I mean superficially speaking. This is not even a fight, it's a vicious mauling of the poor defenseless Crab. Claire is right... yeah Cancer has the pincer but it is infinitesimal compared to Scorpios gigantic pincer and stinger. I mean those pincers and stingers are big enough to give some fire signs a good whooping. I doubt Cancer can even face a Fire sign let alone a Scorpio. NEXT.


and scorpions are also poisonous:-)
Gingerscorp
SOME scorpions are passive (real scorpions) but there are other species out there that are quite agressive. This reminds me of an email I got from my Aries while he was in Iraq. He said he was walking outside and he looked down to see a small scorpion a few feet away. He ignored it but tried to walk on by. He said it jumped up, raised it's tail and charged forward when he got too close. He thought about stepping on it but he said he admired its courage being that it was trying to take on something so big as him. Plus he knew if he squished it I'd get mad at him It made him laugh when he was talking about it later because he said it reminded him so much of me. A little feisty creature not afraid when I should be... never backing down to a challenge.

Cancers and Scorps........ um. It's cute to see you crabs thinking you have a chance. hehehe
Nah... I steer clear of fighting with Crabs. It's not the fight it's the freaking guilt trips and pulling the "you hurt me you big meanie" victim butter they pull AFTER a squabble. Ugh.
Versuvius
Posted by Gingerscorp

Cancers and Scorps........ um. It's cute to see you crabs thinking you have a chance. hehehe
Nah... I steer clear of fighting with Crabs. It's not the fight it's the freaking guilt trips and pulling the "you hurt me you big meanie" victim butter they pull AFTER a squabble. Ugh.



ROFLMAO!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHHA!! oh gosh!! gingerscorp...you hit the nail straigh....funny as hell...

I would not give up without putting on a fight. Unlike some people here who think that cancer and scorp's fight is not worthwhile, i can usually give my scorp a hard time. but true to the marrow, cancers will make people take the loooonggggg guilt trip if they loose...

ok. i will make ppl take the guilt trip if i loose

so, listen to ginger guys, steer clear of Crabs, or prepare to loose too...you know we can squash you at some point...
Gingerscorp
LOL

It's all a matter of choosing your battles. I seriously try to avoid unnessisary drama. I mean that but the heck if I don't get myself into some pickles

If it were something serious yes I'd fight and you'd lose. Scorps will beat a dead horse and then some.
A Cancer girl (long ago) tried to split up my Aries and I. She lost the "evil dirty" battle from the start. I'm not afraid to swing low and drag your dirt out to make a point. The victimizing came after she realized she wasn't going to win head to head with me. The more she cried "poor me! You meanie Scorpio!!" the more I felt freaking sorry for her. IT was so pathetic but I didn't care. She couldn't make me feel bad for protecting my relationship. She boo hooed for years about how bad I was to her to anyone that would listen. Too bad. She tried to turn my Aries against me with ridiculous lies. It was no mercy after that.
She's since tried to "move past all that" and become friends with me again. Um thanks but no thanks. I knew what she was up to and I wasn't having it. Manipulate me? LOL. Good luck with that.

Back to the Cancer/Scorp thing.... I just sit back and let Cancers do what they gotta do. No need to engage them. No point. It's not worth it.
Versuvius
seriously, sometimes scorpios are so fixed with their opinions, it drives me nuts. I think there are posibilities out there to be explored. and sometimes scorpios refuse to explore them.
Gingerscorp
YESSSS! Fixed we are! There have been times when even I have told myself I was being really ridiculously stubborn about things. For no reason! You know it's bad when I have to reason with myself!! LOL
It drives my Aries nuts too. But he likes my spirit and determination.
Gingerscorp
Eh... I have a Cancer guy friend who is pretty cool. He so sweet! We bonded over our love of animals. We use to trade advice on how to raise orphans (kittens, puppies, raccoons). I was so in love with him for the longest time! He confused me though. I'd tease him (innocently) and he'd get really mad and hurt. I felt like I was always walking on egg shells around him.
The other Cancer guy I know... um yeah. He's kinda crazy. He threatens suicide alot. He tries to guilt trip girls into going out with him by telling them he'll shoot himself if they say no!!! I've witnessed that with my own eyes. He lies alot too. He told his last gf that he was a secret agent working for the FBI (yeah um she believed him). I think he has some mental problems though.
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