Do all monkeys weave lies?

Posted by CancerCutey

Posted by lovable_pisces
I noticed this and have NOT been proven wrong so far. Every monkey I have ever met, has lied to me or has lied about something to some one in their life. Why do you monkeys do this? Whats the purpose of lieing? Is it perceptive reality or is it the fact that you lie to help get what you want? I'm not trying to blame you, but Im trying to understand this behavior. You monkeys are pretty damn charming, but I really just hate dishonesty in general.

Here are examples:

1. There was this one dashing monkey that I was interested in and he was in me as well. I wanted to be intimate with him and I asked if he had a girlfriend. He said no, but later I found out he did and had been with her for over a year.

2. My mother, the monkey, lies on a constant basis. Sometimes I believe she believes her own BS after a while.

3. My ex's brother was also a monkey and my ex would catch him in lies all the time when he asked him if he did his homework or how he was doing in school. He would lie like a mofo and then admit he was lieing after he realized he couldnt get away with it.

4. I knew some one that had a son that was also a monkey, he lied to him about being broke and would cookiemonster at his father for demanding he get a job. The entire time he was being supported by his mother and just didnt want to get a job.

5. My first relationship was with a monkey and he lied several times in our relationship and a lot more after we broke up. He just couldnt be straight with me. He lied to his band mates about practice. He lied about his friends, twisted his stories, and lied to his then girlfriend that is now his wife.

6. A guy I use to know would be very lovey dovey with his fiance and when he was alone with us, would cookiemonster about her and say he could never wait to get away.

The worse part is, monkeys are terrible liars!! They think they are so crafty at getting away with butter and you can see through their master plan like glass. They are so easy to spot when they lie. Why is this the case??

What is up with this behavior? Can any one kindly explain to me why I keep encountering lieing monkeys? I know Im going to get a bunch of monkeys telling me how honest they are, but my theory hasn't failed me yet. I want to hear an explanation of why this is the case. Not why you are the only

Posted by lovable_pisces
I noticed this and have NOT been proven wrong so far. Every monkey I have ever met, has lied to me or has lied about something to some one in their life. Why do you monkeys do this? Whats the purpose of lieing? Is it perceptive reality or is it the fact that you lie to help get what you want? I'm not trying to blame you, but Im trying to understand this behavior. You monkeys are pretty damn charming, but I really just hate dishonesty in general.

Here are examples:

1. There was this one dashing monkey that I was interested in and he was in me as well. I wanted to be intimate with him and I asked if he had a girlfriend. He said no, but later I found out he did and had been with her for over a year.

2. My mother, the monkey, lies on a constant basis. Sometimes I believe she believes her own BS after a while.

3. My ex's brother was also a monkey and my ex would catch him in lies all the time when he asked him if he did his homework or how he was doing in school. He would lie like a mofo and then admit he was lieing after he realized he couldnt get away with it.

4. I knew some one that had a son that was also a monkey, he lied to him about being broke and would cookiemonster at his father for demanding he get a job. The entire time he was being supported by his mother and just didnt want to get a job.

5. My first relationship was with a monkey and he lied several times in our relationship and a lot more after we broke up. He just couldnt be straight with me. He lied to his band mates about practice. He lied about his friends, twisted his stories, and lied to his then girlfriend that is now his wife.

6. A guy I use to know would be very lovey dovey with his fiance and when he was alone with us, would cookiemonster about her and say he could never wait to get away.

The worse part is, monkeys are terrible liars!! They think they are so crafty at getting away with butter and you can see through their master plan like glass. They are so easy to spot when they lie. Why is this the case??

What is up with this behavior? Can any one kindly explain to me why I keep encountering lieing monkeys? I know Im going to get a bunch of monkeys telling me how honest they are, but my theory hasn't failed me yet. I want to hear an explanation of why this is the case. Not why you are the only monkey to that exception.

I would be very happy to hear opinions!

Posted by zeoblade
monkey has a high tendency to lie/fabricate because they are mischievous, deception is a strength and weakness

Posted by lovable_pisces
I noticed this and have NOT been proven wrong so far. Every monkey I have ever met, has lied to me or has lied about something to some one in their life.

Posted by MiaSangria

Posted by michaelfish
All monkeys are potentially very deceptive.

(As are we snakes)

Not so much deceptive but maybe just able to analyze a situation and word things very carefully and thoughtfully?

Posted by michaelfish
All monkeys are potentially very deceptive.

(As are we snakes)

Posted by eric11
I am a monkey male. I am going to tell you straight up the problem is the people you choose to be associated with have bad ethics. Get out of your enviroment and meet new people. You will be pleasently surprised to learn not everyone is like this.

1. This has to do with his ethnics not his zodiac sign. If a man wants to get in your pants, sign is irrelevent. I am not sure how you can make a correlation he lied to you because he was a monkey?

However to be fair one thing is true, monkeys love sex, we are the scorpios of the Chinese Zodiac sign. Yet we don't need to lie to have sex, we can charm our way there. Some of us simply lack charm so I guess they lie. Yet how is that any different for other signs?

2. My mother is a Rabbit aries and she lies like her life depended on it. Does this mean all Rabbits lie? My sister is a Horse Pisces and she lies too. It's so annoying, but again does this mean all pisces born in the year of the horse lie? Nope.

3. Maybe it's just the people who you hang out with. It seems strange to me, because the Monkey's I know have never lied to me, but hey maybe I got lucky in that sense.

4. Again I would have to say this has to do with his personal ethics. There are alot of dead beats out there. The monkey's I know all work hard for their money.

5. Honestly I don't know what to say about this. You seem to attract alot of people who never heard of the word truth.

6. I am sorry you have had such bad experiences with Monkey's. The monkeys I know are not pathological liars, but you won't believe me so what difference does it make.


Now that I think about it, you already have a preconcieve notion of what we are so why bother asking us for our opinions like it mattered? It seems like a contradiction.