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12/29/2011 4:46:06 PM | IP
12/29/2011 9:30:32 PM | IP
westside

19 years old male from Tennessee  AMERICA!  

an obvious gemini,i write poetry and rea

WOOD DOG Horoscope
Feb 14, 1934 to Feb 3, 1935
Feb 10, 1994 to Jan 30, 1995

Dog people are loyal and honest and obedient, guardians of the house at night. They can be counted on to keep secrets and for always doing the right thing. They can be emotionally distant and do not mix well in social gatherings where they are often seen as wallflowers. They do better with one-on-one relationships and find happiness in the happiness they bring to others, such as finding the most perfect gifts for their friends. While it is true that they have sharp tongues and are a bit stubborn and eccentric, in a work situation they tend to work very well with other people. What is more, they always seem to have money and make excellent leaders. Because of their high moral stance, they are inspiring beyond measure.

Sizzling Rice Soup and Chinese Cabbage are among the keys to good health!!


Whatever Wood Dog wants, Wood Dog gets. When they set a goal, they doggedly pursue the right course of action, no matter what obstacles are in the way, and always finish as winners. They accomplish great things and enjoy most fulfilling careers and educational quests. Pursuing the right course of action is a constant theme in their lives, be it dealings with other people, the expression of their strong sense of justice and sense of ethics and morality. They protest wrong! They cry out at injustice! They want to always correct the wrongs of life. They are very strict on themselves and although expecting the best from others, they never alienate or come across as "holier than thou" because of their very generous personalities. Their lives are heroic and they are very deserving of others' trust and respect. Wood Dogs deal with Romance the same way as they do their career, nothing less than an all-out effort to win the object of their affection. Do they win? You better believe it!

Famous Dog People: Chiang Chin-Kuo, Zhou En-Lai, Lee Teng-Hui, Benjamin Franklin, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley,Jacques Cousteau, King Carl XVI Gustaf, Yitzhak Rabin, Golda Meir, Mother Teresa, Jane Goodall, Prime Minister Jean Chrétien


treetrunk yea. ladies, one at a time please
12/29/2011 9:42:42 PM | IP
aPiscesPrincess

female from Under the sea  

I am what I am, I don't care what my cha

WATER ROOSTER Horoscope

Rooster is often seen as the original strong silent type, not unlike the Humphrey Bogart and Greto Garbo prototypes. Most people consider them quite eccentric. Sad to say, relationships with other people are often strained. They are quite moody and can be too outspoken. They are often self-centered, but can be quite brave when the situation calls for it. On the other hand, Rooster People are quite talented and capable. They are always devoted to their work and have a reputation for being the hardest of workers. Rooster People are deep thinkers and are pioneers in spirit. They can experience the greatest of joy in complete solitude. Even though often alone, they rarely experience loneliness. Instead, they enjoy their own company and feel solitude helps them in their quest after knowledge.

Shark-tail Soup and fortune cookies are among the keys to good health.

Whispered sweet nothings lead to trouble for this one! Oh, my! Their very soft hearts relish love and the heartbreaking poetry of love trysts. They pamper their senses with indulgences and when they're not looking, they sink into a love trap more powerful than quicksand. Their relationships will last forever because they take very good care of their other half. They have a love for life, too, and want to right every wrong. Their idealism will lead them to become involved in life, oftentimes through political action or volunteer work, and they work hard to make life problem-free, for themselves and others. The Water Rooster is very intelligent, with quick reflexes, and has inexhaustible energy. For one thing, this Rooster rations its energy, in a leisurely, never hurried manner, taking all the time necessary to make decisions, rationally and analytically, whether it comes to business, friendship, or love relationship.

Famous Rooster people: Suharto, Deborah Kerr, Peter Ustinov, D. H. Lawrence, John Glenn, Emperor Akihito, Yoko Ono, Eudora Welty, Bette Midler


hmmm Interesting.. Some of it sounds pretty close anyway
12/29/2011 9:54:02 PM | IP
venusianbull

42 years old female from A Lush Meadow, US of A  

In the dead of night, it's the anti-sig.

Metal Pig *cape flapping*

Metal Pig:
The Metal Pig enjoys great abundance, in health, career, friendship, love, and finance. This kind and warmhearted Pig is a true altruist, always wanting to help people. Because of an open minded laissez-faire attitude towards others, the Metal Pig lends an open hand to those who are not quite as fortunate and stays clear of intolerant narrow-minded individuals. These Pigs are often organizers of great heroic causes. Anyone who has the Metal Pig for a friend is truly lucky because this is a loyal, honest and trustworthy friend for life. Metal Pig Friends are always put on diamond-based pedestals. Career-wise, the ambitious Pig has inexhaustible energy and always strives to improve their performance by studying and working hard to get ahead. Good fortune is their reward. They approach their love relationships with sizzling passion mixed with the tenderness of gentility and kindness. They seem to have their own secret weapon for attracting the opposite sex.
Highly Compatible With: Rabbit, Sheep, Dog
12/30/2011 7:01:48 AM | IP
M

male from Capritude  

EARTH SNAKE Horoscope
Feb 10, 1929 to Jan 29, 1930
Feb 6, 1989 to Jan 26, 1990

Snake people enter a room and there is Music, Music, Joy! Everyone dances! Such high spirit! The Snake is so intense and passionate, just as likely to take out the castanets as to climb mountains of snow. Snake year people are charming and romantic, often planning delightful hideaway surprises. Possessing tremendous wisdom, they are deep, quiet thinkers, calm by nature, but most intense. They often get involved in great causes, bigger than life, and often serve as mentors to the young. To paraphrase Confucius, they have a kind of inner beauty that arises, hovers, then comes to nest. They will have an abundance of good fortune and a long and prosperous life.

Sharkfin Soup and Chinese Cabbage are among keys to good health!!


Before we get to the good things, let's get this out of the way: The Earth Snake can be, in a word, snaky. Seductive and alluring, they can wrap their prey in a clever web almost impossible to escape. Their disarming manner has its charms but can backfire, when people run like crazy for blessed relief. But, oh, my, how Earth Snakes can shine. Their inborn magnetism, quick response to the needy, and unaffected love for their fellow men compel support from high and low alike. People generally gravitate towards these very graceful creatures who are citizens of the world, as much at home on the tennis court as in a museum or taking part in a street festival. Earth Snakes do well in school and lead a privileged life throughout their later career years. Golden years promise good financial fortune. In the Romance & Relationship Department, Snakes are not at all snaky, in fact they are a bit too cautious, afraid that if they give their love away, they won't get it back. Nonsense! Once the love bug bites, they are very ingenuous and imaginative in keeping the romantic flame burning.

Famous Snake People: Mao Tse-tong, Mahatma Gandhi, Indira Gandhi, Ferdinand Marcos, Abraham Lincoln, Lady Pamela Mountbatten, Martin Luther King, Grace Kelly, Jacqueline Kennedy, Edgar Allen Poe, Prime Minister Tony Blair, Bob Dylan
12/30/2011 7:11:38 AM | IP
enfant_terrible

27 years old male from United Consciousness of Yugoslavia  

. . . tendre barbare

WOOD OX Horoscope
Jan 25, 1925 to Feb 12, 1926
Feb 20, 1985 to Feb 8, 1986

Oxen in China are put on a pedestal. So it goes with Oxen people. Oxen are bright, peace-loving, often easy-going and trusting. But, on the other hand, they can also be stubborn, methodical, and fiercely competitive, with, shudder, fierce tempers to boot. Oxen are natural born mentors and life is filled with examples of people who have gone on to great success because of them. Mentally and physically alert to the point of genius, many Oxen belong to Mensa. They can create the most imposing structures, magnificent sculpture, and homes. They respond like poets to the beauties of nature and of solitude. Oxen are unique, they are The Flower that bursts through the crack of cement. Etc.

From now on, every time someone gets in my face I'm gonna tell them that I'm the friggin' "flower that bursts through the crack of cement!" That should shut them up,lol.
12/30/2011 7:40:12 AM | IP
everevolvingepithet

113 years old from Monkey Fonics,Facilitator,Smart Arse  

An average day at the offices of... from

METAL MONKEY Horoscope
Feb 20, 1920 to Feb 7, 1921
Feb 16, 1980 to Feb 4, 1981
Monkey people, on their merry way to becoming famous, like to strew memorable bits of impishness and practical jokes along the way. Lots of fun, they also possess a serious side and influence a good many people throughout their lifetime. They know how to accomplish the most difficult of tasks with the greatest of enthusiasm, concentration, and ease. Even so, they can easily get discouraged and confused and MUST do things their way! They often become great mathematicians, super chess players, researchers, entrepreneurs or scientists. And, great mentors! Monkeys have a burning passion for knowledge of every kind and they magically are surrounded by the finer things in life. Life is a big adventure!

Duck Soup and Rice are among the keys to good health!!



When Metal Monkey says no, that's it! They are so strong, so individualistic, and yes, so stubborn, you can talk yourself into the ground trying to convince them to change their mind. They won't budge! But when all is said and done, you admire them for their value system, fortitude, soaring ambition, and tremendous success. Success, after all, is not wishy washy. And Monkeys know the meaning of hard work! What fun the metal monkey is to be around! You can talk about anything under the moon, but beware: they can be pretty persuasive, so stand your ground. Sometimes a Sense of Mischief can rear its head: Sometimes this habit of playing tricks on others leads to a fun round of belly laughter, but other times, too much! They can't always get along with some people because of this mischievous streak. But they don't care. You see, they are quite independent, relying solely on themselves. They have few friends, but great ones. And Grand Romance never takes a holiday with them: a life with Monkeys is Stars in Your Eyes, Romantic High Spirit, and Grand Passion indeed.

Famous Monkey people: Elizabeth Taylor, Charles Dickens, Lyndon Johnson, Eleanor Roosevelt, Nelson Rockefeller, Leonardo da Vinci, Simone de Beauvoir, Isaac Stern, George Lucas
12/30/2011 7:40:42 AM | IP
everevolvingepithet

113 years old from Monkey Fonics,Facilitator,Smart Arse  

An average day at the offices of... from

Soup seems to be order of the day I notice
12/30/2011 7:55:39 AM | IP
Slicks

from LDN  

EARTH DRAGON Horoscope

Jan 23, 1928 to Feb 9, 1929
Feb 17, 1988 to Feb 5, 1989

Dragon people are the most eccentric in the Chinese Zodiac. Soaring high into the serene heavens, they can be stubborn, passionate, excitable, honest, and brave, wear purple and walk barefoot in public fountains. They listen to their own drummer, thank you very much, while the rest of the world stands in amazement. People always admire their individuality and feisty personality. Dragons are capable of doing great work for mankind and they inspire trust in almost everyone. The Dragon symbolizes life and growth and is said to bring the five blessings: harmony, virtue, riches, fulfillment and longevity.

Chicken Soup and Bamboo Shoots are among keys to even greater good health!


If you make friends with the Earth Dragon, you have a friend for life! Friendship is a big-time commitment which they show through uncommon kindness, caring, and giving spirit. When youngsters, Earth Dragons are valued by their teachers and playmates and when older, by their superiors, colleagues, and social circle. It's no wonder! Hardworking and talented, these well-rounded Dragons have a lively imagination which transforms the atmosphere. They are able to do many things well and receive many accolades during their very successful careers and good money to boot. These Dragons are wildly impulsive in money matters. If they see it, they buy it. When they buy it, it's out of sight out of mind, forgotten in the toy box. Not too late to change these wasteful spending habits, you know! Like most Dragons, those of the Earth don't like to rush Love. They like doing what comes naturally, steady rhythm, beginning from friendship and igniting into the exhilaration of falling in love when it's time. Earth Dragons want long-lasting relationships, not tumbling tumble weeds. After the male dragon has gotten over his playboy stage, he is the biggest convert of all to the joys of the everlasting Relationship.
12/30/2011 10:10:08 AM | IP
venusianbull

42 years old female from A Lush Meadow, US of A  

In the dead of night, it's the anti-sig.

All this is making me want some Chinese food.
12/30/2011 10:23:47 AM | IP
westside

19 years old male from Tennessee  AMERICA!  

an obvious gemini,i write poetry and rea

Posted by PurrrrHissss
Posted by westside
WOOD DOG Horoscope
Feb 14, 1934 to Feb 3, 1935
Feb 10, 1994 to Jan 30, 1995



So you're 17?


yes
12/30/2011 11:03:15 AM | IP
westside

19 years old male from Tennessee  AMERICA!  

an obvious gemini,i write poetry and rea

Posted by PurrrrHissss
Posted by westside
Posted by PurrrrHissss
Posted by westside
WOOD DOG Horoscope
Feb 14, 1934 to Feb 3, 1935
Feb 10, 1994 to Jan 30, 1995



So you're 17?


yes


Awww, you're still a baby!


>.> do not mock me please
12/30/2011 1:44:08 PM | IP
exoskeleton

23 years old female

november 3rd

Posted by M
EARTH SNAKE Horoscope
Feb 10, 1929 to Jan 29, 1930
Feb 6, 1989 to Jan 26, 1990

Snake people enter a room and there is Music, Music, Joy! Everyone dances! Such high spirit! The Snake is so intense and passionate, just as likely to take out the castanets as to climb mountains of snow. Snake year people are charming and romantic, often planning delightful hideaway surprises. Possessing tremendous wisdom, they are deep, quiet thinkers, calm by nature, but most intense. They often get involved in great causes, bigger than life, and often serve as mentors to the young. To paraphrase Confucius, they have a kind of inner beauty that arises, hovers, then comes to nest. They will have an abundance of good fortune and a long and prosperous life.

Sharkfin Soup and Chinese Cabbage are among keys to good health!!


Before we get to the good things, let's get this out of the way: The Earth Snake can be, in a word, snaky. Seductive and alluring, they can wrap their prey in a clever web almost impossible to escape. Their disarming manner has its charms but can backfire, when people run like crazy for blessed relief. But, oh, my, how Earth Snakes can shine. Their inborn magnetism, quick response to the needy, and unaffected love for their fellow men compel support from high and low alike. People generally gravitate towards these very graceful creatures who are citizens of the world, as much at home on the tennis court as in a museum or taking part in a street festival. Earth Snakes do well in school and lead a privileged life throughout their later career years. Golden years promise good financial fortune. In the Romance & Relationship Department, Snakes are not at all snaky, in fact they are a bit too cautious, afraid that if they give their love away, they won't get it back. Nonsense! Once the love bug bites, they are very ingenuous and imaginative in keeping the romantic flame burning.

Famous Snake People: Mao Tse-tong, Mahatma Gandhi, Indira Gandhi, Ferdinand Marcos, Abraham Lincoln, Lady Pamela Mountbatten, Martin Luther King, Grace Kelly, Jacqueline Kennedy, Edgar Allen Poe, Prime Minister Tony Blair, Bob Dylan


same.
12/30/2011 1:44:47 PM | IP
exoskeleton

23 years old female

november 3rd

Posted by venusianbull
All this is making me want some Chinese food.


same.
12/30/2011 2:59:28 PM | IP
STARPISCESWAR

male

JOHNNY

Posted by venusianbull
All this is making me want some Chinese food.

lol But i don't like Chinese food

 

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