Unacceptable behavior

Posted by SwimmingLioness
@Wynter, I love the avi pic BTW, this is the convo I'm imagining:


Cat: *eyeroll* Hey! Nut holding the camera, why is this spoon empty ?!?!

Nut: Smile for the camera snookums!! (:

Cat: Oh gyad! She's at it again!! Look, Imma cat, y e s I'm awesome and cute and perfect and wonderful, but, I'm, HUNGRY!

Nut: Bibble-ibble-ibble-ibbles! C:

Cat: Oh, no! o.O She's speaking in tongues! Somebody get me a priest! QUICK! Before she breeeeeeds!

Nut: Now Tyddlebums, that scowl is not going to. . .*click*. . .

Cat: HaHA!! Cuteness exorcized! Success! I'm free, FREE, do you hear me? *scampers away*

Nut: Come back here!!. . .I wasn't finished with you. . .wait!

*sound of catfood bag ripping open*

Nut: Wha? What are you doing?. . .Snookums? *ducks to avoid flying kibble*

Cat: Nom nom nom Back Woman! *kibble sputtering, holding paws in the sign of a cross* I've got holy water, and I'm not afraid to use it!!

Nut: I should've neutered you when I had the chance!! Maybe you wouldn't be so looney!

Cat: *kibble falls from gaping mouth* Noh! You don't mean it! *grabs balls* Just look how perfect they are, I couldn't live without them. . .We're pals p l e a s e ! !

(okay, I'll stop now)
(disclaimer: The human was dubbed "nut" before the exchange turned to the subject of the cats, well, nuts!)

Posted by james tate
I do not smoke anything I work out every other day not time for smokeing I am even thinking about quiting drinking whisky.

Posted by james tate
i should have said beer and dons. most americans give brits a strange look when they say stepping out for a don.