Jokes

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, "Do you have widdle wabbits?" Th

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Dow

In a BMW, the pricks are on the inside.

Start at the Green dot, then find your way to the Red dot. Happy Halloween!

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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but th

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1.) Find a man who makes you laugh. 2.) Find a man who is honest. 3.) Find a man who has a good job and can cook. 4.)

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The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to rep

ARIES: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!" TAURUS: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, bu

Yo Mama is so stupid I told her drinks where on the house so she went and got a ladder.

• #1 - No matter how much whisky you've had, you can still Fish. • #2 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines

(Folks from Mississippi and Louisiana, please use the form with pictures) • Last name: ________________ (Check app

A beautiful voluptuos woman went to see a doctor. When the doctor saw her all of his professionalism went out the windo

One day, a man was sitting at a bar in Chicago. He looks over and sees this guy who looks exactly like him. He says to t

Two guys were in a locker room taking a shower after a game of squash when one noticed that the other had a huge cork st

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he

David was away from home on a business trip. His cell phone rang and the caller I.D. let him know that the call is f

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times thre

Ralph went to sleep at his usual bedtime. When he awoke St.Peter was there. St Peter: "Ralph I'm sorry but you died in

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet

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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a university chemistry exam. The answer by one student was so pr

A drunken old guy stumbles into the front door of a bar, walks up to the bartender and says, "Give me a shot of tequila,

A wife wanted a new car she fell in love with, her husband refused to buy, saying it was too expensive. They argued ..