English is his second language, grunting is his first. And all he can grunt about is himself, his career, his sporting achievements and how feminists would be a lot less uptight if he gave them a good shag. If the bastard you fancy puts on Vivaldi in the evening, whips up a nice little souffle a deux and then settles down to read Jane Austen to you, he's almost certainly gay and he's definitely not Aries.
As the zodiac's number one control freak, Taurus knows what's good for you. Even though he patently isn't. Paradoxically, when he's not running - and therefore ruining - your life, the Taurean bastard is busy being chronically lazy. His sloth-like ways do not bode well for what we will generously describe as your 'sex-life' with him. If you find yourself with a Taurus our only advice here is to make the most of your rapidly deteriorating by raving like a maniac. That means he'll be forced to stop doing likewise and be helpful for once by rushing round trying to find you a good psychiatrist.
A Gemini bastard has many demons - a multitude of personalities living inside him, each of whom qualifies as a bastard in his own right. Because Gemini lives amid this turmoil he will continually change his ideas and opinions. What he says today won't mean anything tomorrow and it probably didn't mean much today either. You could see this as a natural result of him having to deal with his conflicting personalities. Or you could see this as a result of him being a two-faced, two-timing, lying bastard.
Any boy should have the decency to look visibly embarrassed when Mummy combs his hair and wipes his face with a hanky laced with her own spit. When he's thirty-eight. However we're not talking about a grown man here, are we? We're talking about Cancer. It doesn't actually matter whether you are compatible with a Cancer bastard. Getting on with him isn't half as important as getting on with the woman who reared him. After all, she's the one responsible for making him the fine figure of a man that he is definitely not today.
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