Two..

4/4/2011 4:47:00 PM | IP
everevolvingepithet

113 years old from Monkey Fonics,Facilitator,Smart Arse  

An average day at the offices of... from

.atoms go into a bar on a Friday night. They are both in a good mood and proceed to drink themselves under the table.

They are now really drunk.

One atom turns to the other in horror and says "Oh butter, I lost an electron!!"

"My God, are you sure?!" asked the other atom in disbelief.

"Yeah, I'm positive......"
4/5/2011 3:21:27 AM | IP
M

male from Capritude  

*bdm bm psh*
4/5/2011 3:45:12 AM | IP
everevolvingepithet

113 years old from Monkey Fonics,Facilitator,Smart Arse  

An average day at the offices of... from

*curtsy*
4/5/2011 3:49:32 AM | IP
M

male from Capritude  

*doffs cap*
6/20/2011 9:09:12 PM | IP
wgamador2

male

Sun 24°39' Virgo ---- 3rd Decan

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was assaulted.


Two goldfish are in a tank
One turns to the other and says...
"How do you drive this thing?!"


I know i know...youll try the veal.
6/20/2011 10:10:54 PM | IP
venusianbull

42 years old female from A Lush Meadow, US of A  

In the dead of night, it's the anti-sig.

Don't forget to tip your server! *dropping mic*