Two Garbage Bags

8/13/2010 6:27:16 AM | IP

female from Gold Coast

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic
> >>> garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while
> >>> a
> >>> $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
> >>>
> >>> Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20
> >>> bills
> >>> falling out of your bag." "Oh, really? Darn," says the little old lady.
> >>> "I'd
> >>> better
> >>> go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me..."
> >>>
> >>> "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
> >>> You didn't steal it, did you?"
> >>>
> >>> "Oh, no,' says the little old lady. You see, my back yard is right next
> >>> to
> >>> the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and
> >>> pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the
> >>> fence
> >>> with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the
> >>> fence,
> >>> I grab it and I say, "$20 or off it comes!"
> >>>
> >>> "OK, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "So, good luck. Oh, by the
> >>> way, what's in the other bag?"
> >>>
> >>> "Well, you know", says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

domanb

9/17/2010 10:11:43 AM | IP