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4/29/2013 5:40:47 AM |
IP
113 years old from Monkey Fonics,Facilitator,Smart Arse
An average day at the offices of... from
2/17/2013 7:59:06 AM |
IP
male
Posted by Yama What happens when 5 emos sit in a square room? One dies because he has no corner to cry in. Muahahahaha... |
9/3/2012 10:08:08 PM |
IP
female from The Great Plains USA
Leo Sun/Merc/Venus
 W-w-who's there? |
9/3/2012 10:30:06 AM |
IP
113 years old from Monkey Fonics,Facilitator,Smart Arse
An average day at the offices of... from
42 years old female from A Lush Meadow, US of A
In the dead of night, it's the anti-sig.
At least you can hear them approaching. Mormons are on bicycles. Sneaky.  |
12/25/2011 6:17:51 PM |
IP
113 years old from Monkey Fonics,Facilitator,Smart Arse
An average day at the offices of... from
Jehovah's witnesses  |
| and you guys are too funny |
| THIS SOUNDS STUPID AND FUNNY TO ME ONLY PERHAPS BUT WHEN I READ THE KNOCK KNOCK TITLE.. and dxpnet just went "ha ha" i was like... "ha ha who" and i sounded like those fishes in the tank from FINDING NEMO.. ha ha who ha ha who.. lol |
1/17/2007 7:25:54 AM |
IP
26 years old female from leeds, West Yorkshire England
rockchick10110
ok i admit that emo one is pretty funny, go yama |
1/17/2007 3:29:12 AM |
IP
24 years old male from Ivslptwthyrmm
Omg. I like football(the E
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bubl? Two: One to hold the giraffe and another to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools. |
1/16/2007 2:58:41 PM |
IP
female from Nєρтυηє )( & Nιяναηα
Mars $ingleton ^ Leo
This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a freakin' checking account." To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a freakin' checking account right now." "Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?" "There's no damn problem," the man says, "I just won $50 million in the lottery and I want to open a freakin checking account in this damn bank!" "I see sir," the manager said, "and this cookiemonster is giving you a hard time?"
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1/15/2007 2:09:18 AM |
IP
24 years old male from Ivslptwthyrmm
Omg. I like football(the E
What happens when 5 emos sit in a square room? One dies because he has no corner to cry in. |
1/11/2007 9:51:43 AM |
IP
26 years old female from leeds, West Yorkshire England
rockchick10110
omg u sexist pigs  screwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you |
31 years old female
What Does It All Mean???!!!... I don't k
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.""" OMG!!! LOL... This one takes the cake! |
47 years old female
"we all want, above all, to be heard - b
hiya  |
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