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4/29/2013 5:40:47 AM | IP
everevolvingepithet

113 years old from Monkey Fonics,Facilitator,Smart Arse  

An average day at the offices of... from

Posted by SwimmingLioness


W-w-who's there?

Noes! No identity inormationzhors, honest!
:-?
2/17/2013 7:59:06 AM | IP
Spectre

male

Posted by Yama
What happens when 5 emos sit in a square room?
One dies because he has no corner to cry in.


Muahahahaha...
9/3/2012 10:08:08 PM | IP
SwimmingLioness

female from The Great Plains  USA  

Leo Sun/Merc/Venus



W-w-who's there?
9/3/2012 10:30:06 AM | IP
everevolvingepithet

113 years old from Monkey Fonics,Facilitator,Smart Arse  

An average day at the offices of... from

They're back!!! 0.0
2/8/2012 6:48:59 PM | IP
venusianbull

42 years old female from A Lush Meadow, US of A  

In the dead of night, it's the anti-sig.

At least you can hear them approaching. Mormons are on bicycles. Sneaky.
12/25/2011 6:17:51 PM | IP
everevolvingepithet

113 years old from Monkey Fonics,Facilitator,Smart Arse  

An average day at the offices of... from

Jehovah's witnesses
2/2/2007 2:18:43 AM | IP

and you guys are too funny
2/2/2007 2:18:14 AM | IP

THIS SOUNDS STUPID AND FUNNY TO ME ONLY PERHAPS BUT WHEN I READ THE KNOCK KNOCK TITLE.. and dxpnet just went "ha ha" i was like... "ha ha who" and i sounded like those fishes in the tank from FINDING NEMO.. ha ha who ha ha who.. lol
1/17/2007 7:25:54 AM | IP
rockchick10110

26 years old female from leeds, West Yorkshire  England  

rockchick10110

ok i admit that emo one is pretty funny,

go yama
1/17/2007 3:29:12 AM | IP
Yama

24 years old male from Ivslptwthyrmm  

Omg. I like football(the E

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bubl?

Two: One to hold the giraffe and another to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools.
1/16/2007 2:58:41 PM | IP
~mystic_fish

female from Nєρтυηє )( & Nιяναηα  

Mars $ingleton ^ Leo

This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a freakin' checking account."

To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"

"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a freakin' checking account right now."

"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation.

They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem," the man says, "I just won $50 million in the lottery and I want to open a freakin checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see sir," the manager said, "and this cookiemonster is giving you a hard time?"
1/15/2007 2:09:18 AM | IP
Yama

24 years old male from Ivslptwthyrmm  

Omg. I like football(the E

What happens when 5 emos sit in a square room?
One dies because he has no corner to cry in.
1/11/2007 9:51:43 AM | IP
rockchick10110

26 years old female from leeds, West Yorkshire  England  

rockchick10110

omg u sexist pigs


screwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you
1/4/2007 6:47:08 PM | IP
LovelyLibra

31 years old female

What Does It All Mean???!!!... I don't k

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese."""

OMG!!! LOL... This one takes the cake!
1/4/2007 4:19:18 PM | IP
vgurl

47 years old female

"we all want, above all, to be heard - b

hiya

 

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