Do all monkeys weave lies?

as a rule I usually keep extreme distance from monkeys for reasons similar to the lying, deception, n other things. Finally beginning to date one.. and yes i'm very anxious about it! But i'm willin to give it a try

.... and i'ma tiger.

3/23/2009 10:01:19 PM | IP

41 years old female from A view of you making an ass of yourself.

Yeah I'm artsy! I'm jovial almost always too! I seem to be funnier in person than on the interwebs,but I'm usually in a good mood.I really only related to maybe half of the monkey description,so I don't know if that's a reflection on the chinese and their crazy ideas,or I'm just a black sheep of the monkey family

eric11

3/23/2009 8:59:57 PM | IP

male

Hi there, I have never met a tarus monkey before so I am please to meet you! Inregards to what you said about not finding other Monkeys, they are always doing things so it is difficult to run across one unless you are really looking to met a fellow Monkey. I met most of my monkey friends through social gatherings and art events. I think Monkeys tend to be heavily into the arts but I think we are involved in alot of areas that stimulate our curosity.

Being that you are a monkey yourself, ask yourself where would you go to have fun and I bet you there will be a group of monkeys there too.

As for myself I am usually a jovial person. I can't remember when i have lost my temper. I read in a book that Monkeys are suppose to have them but I have never witnessed it myself but step on my tail too hard and you better watch out.

3/23/2009 10:14:46 AM | IP

41 years old female from A view of you making an ass of yourself.

Posted by eric11
Posted by BellaBulleautiful
Posted by BellaBulleautiful
I'm a Taurus Monkey,and I do not lie.

Sounds like an old Irish drinking song doesn't it?
ooooooh I'm a taurussssss monkey and I do not liiiiiie,if you really piss me off I'll spit in your eyyyyyyye.yadda yadda hooo and a yadda yadda heeeee,you don't wanna f***k with a taurus monnnnkeeeeeey! hey!

top of the mornin' to ya.
Hey bellabullaeutiful I am a Capricorn metal Monkey and alot of my friends are monkeys too! When we get together it's never a dull moment. BTW is it true that monkeys have an explosive temper when provoked?

Hello Eric! good to meet another monkey,I think I'm an earth monkey.I wish I could find some monkey friends,I don't seem to run across any.
do you have an explosive temper? I have kind of a damp fuse I think.it usually takes a lot over a long time to get me to explode.even then I think I'm kinda of scary in a quieter way,I've never thrown things or assaulted anyone (first),but people definitely get out of my way.

eric11

3/23/2009 1:05:32 AM | IP

male

Posted by BellaBulleautiful
Posted by BellaBulleautiful
I'm a Taurus Monkey,and I do not lie.

Sounds like an old Irish drinking song doesn't it?
ooooooh I'm a taurussssss monkey and I do not liiiiiie,if you really piss me off I'll spit in your eyyyyyyye.yadda yadda hooo and a yadda yadda heeeee,you don't wanna f***k with a taurus monnnnkeeeeeey! hey!

top of the mornin' to ya.

Hey bellabullaeutiful I am a Capricorn metal Monkey and alot of my friends are monkeys too! When we get together it's never a dull moment. BTW is it true that monkeys have an explosive temper when provoked?

3/22/2009 7:26:51 PM | IP

41 years old female from A view of you making an ass of yourself.

Posted by BellaBulleautiful
I'm a Taurus Monkey,and I do not lie.

Sounds like an old Irish drinking song doesn't it?
ooooooh I'm a taurussssss monkey and I do not liiiiiie,if you really piss me off I'll spit in your eyyyyyyye.yadda yadda hooo and a yadda yadda heeeee,you don't wanna f***k with a taurus monnnnkeeeeeey! hey!

top of the mornin' to ya.

3/21/2009 4:38:06 PM | IP

41 years old female from A view of you making an ass of yourself.

I'm a Taurus Monkey,and I do not lie.

eric11

3/14/2009 12:32:29 PM | IP

male

I am a monkey male. I am going to tell you straight up the problem is the people you choose to be associated with have bad ethics. Get out of your enviroment and meet new people. You will be pleasently surprised to learn not everyone is like this.

1. This has to do with his ethnics not his zodiac sign. If a man wants to get in your pants, sign is irrelevent. I am not sure how you can make a correlation he lied to you because he was a monkey?

However to be fair one thing is true, monkeys love sex, we are the scorpios of the Chinese Zodiac sign. Yet we don't need to lie to have sex, we can charm our way there. Some of us simply lack charm so I guess they lie. Yet how is that any different for other signs?

2. My mother is a Rabbit aries and she lies like her life depended on it. Does this mean all Rabbits lie? My sister is a Horse Pisces and she lies too. It's so annoying, but again does this mean all pisces born in the year of the horse lie? Nope.

3. Maybe it's just the people who you hang out with. It seems strange to me, because the Monkey's I know have never lied to me, but hey maybe I got lucky in that sense.

4. Again I would have to say this has to do with his personal ethics. There are alot of dead beats out there. The monkey's I know all work hard for their money.

5. Honestly I don't know what to say about this. You seem to attract alot of people who never heard of the word truth.

6. I am sorry you have had such bad experiences with Monkey's. The monkeys I know are not pathological liars, but you won't believe me so what difference does it make.

Now that I think about it, you already have a preconcieve notion of what we are so why bother asking us for our opinions like it mattered? It seems like a contradiction.

12/31/2008 6:42:57 PM | IP

I had a friend that put scotch tape on the bottom of his kittens feet. LOL. The poor thing walked around shaking all 4 of his feet the entire way trying to get it off. It was so cute. He took it off after she meowed at him in frustrating. hehe.

12/24/2008 9:53:20 AM | IP

see, there goes that lovely language. LOL. *massaging,* oh, please! haha.

12/24/2008 8:19:19 AM | IP

"I am a monkey as well ... I lie occasionally, but I don't lie to test people or for fun ... more for "protection" or as a last resort. We had a great discussion on Pisces and lying on the Pisces forum as you might recall it."

Yeah I remember about that. Its just so strange that every monkey person I have ran into kind of fibs a bit, you know? I was wondering if that was a trait of some sort. Monkeys are considered crafty, quick witted and fairly intelligent, mischeivious animals. So as people that trait might translate into putting a situation in their favor or getting out of trouble by possibly lying or "slanting the truth." Don't get me wrong, they are very fun people. I don't really think I ever met a monkey that wasn't very sociable, inviting and fun to be around.

12/15/2008 5:07:13 PM | IP

Yup, typical monkey, always causing mischief!

12/15/2008 2:16:12 PM | IP

lmao! very cute.

12/15/2008 1:59:39 PM | IP