How my bull can ruin the moment

LMAO, reading this post has made my day.

I can relate, my conversations with my bf will switch from serious/normal stuff to sexual talk. He gets very confused at that, and I just can't explain it to him why...he would be like "I don't get how we are one minute talking about something serious and then randomly you come out with sexual stuff'. Oh well that's just the way we are-extremely sensual/sexual, but not promiscuous. We like to bring some fresh air to all the seriousness, it doesn't mean we are not serious though.

bella, british taurus women are the same lol, well at least the ones I know.

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11/7/2009 7:23:09 PM | IP

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Can someone touch MY boob

I havent seen him all week and My boobs feel niglected! lmao Im glad I read this... now I know not to question his motives too much becouse hes always trying to get some lol

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11/6/2009 7:54:41 PM | IP

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My equivalent of the boobie comment is something like,
"Take out your penis, I want to touch it" with a serious, straight face lol
I would never say that in public but since we're on topicccccccc

My bf thinks it's cute when I go straight up to him and stand there very
stiffly with my arms down and order him to hug me. I'll say,
"Hug me" in sergeant like fashion.. or for cuddling too

Maybe I don't actually mean it as a joke now that I think about it.

Taurus men do not strike me as the romantic type though.
They're such... MEN.. men.. stereotype here.. men lol

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Posted by ramfishtwins
So...I just had to share this little "special" moment my bull and I shared last night. This is the kind of butter I put up with!

We were laying in bed getting ready to doze off when I turned to him and told him how much I love him and appreciate him being so supportive of me going back to school. He was all sweet and said he's proud of how well I'm doing and blah, blah, blah. We were looking into eachother's eyes when he got this kind of sad look on his face. Being a woman, I then asked "what are you thinking about?"
Then, as serious as can be he says....

"I want to touch your boob"

WTF?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

After 10 years, the only thing I really can do is laugh at this point, but what the treetrunk??!! He's the most unromantic guy I've ever come across. What's funny (not really) is he was being completely serious. What's even funnier is at the moment it happened I thought to myself, I've got to share this on DXP! Pretty sad, I know...
God, I'm one lucky woman!

This is hilarious, reminds me of myself lmao

I'm not romantic. I've "ruined" countless moments... mostly with
an ex ex Cancer bf of mine because he was so.. moooshy

Maybe I was also kind of immature hmmm

Being a woman... having to be sensitive and all..
I understand the need for my partner to _____ ..so I force my mouth
shut and suck it up for a few minutes so that they have their
freak forsaken romantic moment *sigh* haha

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Posted by ramfishtwins
By the way...he said it with a straight face. The man meant business.You would think most men would lie...not this one!
That was actually pretty tame comparred to how I'm used to being spoken to. He's a nasty, nasty bull!

once again, i feel u! my taurus saying "gimme sex" is the tamest thing he'll say to me. normally it is MUCH more graphic and kinky.

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By the way...he said it with a straight face. The man meant business.You would think most men would lie...not this one!
That was actually pretty tame comparred to how I'm used to being spoken to. He's a nasty, nasty bull!

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Posted by sortilege85
By the way, great story.

Thanks! Glad it could bring you back

This happened like two days ago now and every now and then I'll be like "I just want to touch your boob".

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11/5/2009 8:26:44 PM | IP

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By the way, great story.

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11/5/2009 8:25:20 PM | IP

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Haha that was a funny, brought a damn tear to my eye.

My mom was the same way whenever she brought up naughty story's and she never sugar coated them either haha.

Haha this brings me to back...

I remember when i was with my ex-taurus, we went out to a very nice (expensive) restaurant for our five year's being together, and it was on top of the hills. There was a garden right below the entrance so we decided to be romantic cuddle in front of the place. When we huddled close she made that innocent looking smile that she always did and wanted a kiss...

Well lets just say it ended up like this VVV

People wondered why i had a black eye when we entered the restaurant haha i'm kidding.

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I am!!! LOL!!

Pinch and touchy to you both!

WHAT?? Exit strategy...come on now! You aren't going anywhere!

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11/5/2009 12:58:08 PM | IP

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I'm really not this kind of girl....but ok since it's only cyber groping....*touch,touch ninja's boobs

*

and to think I was sad today and was planning my exit strategy.......and now here I'm a boob fondler and smiling a little.

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hey, my boobs would appreciate some attention as well. please make sure to pinch the nipples as those are my "hot" buttons!

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Posted by ramfishtwins
Thanks all! Yeah...just had to share. I knew DXP would appreciate that. I actually call him twisted often Bella...perfect word for it and him!

Not sure how much I love it though. I wish I could say I do, but damn, it gets old after 10 years as it's constant. Somehow the conversation always turns sexual when talking about the most unsexual things.
Oh well...that's my man for ya.

And yes, I'm very pleased he still has a thing for my booooobieesss after all these years!

Oh and PS Bella...I really want to touch yours too! I do love booooobieeess

I forgot to mention in my reply to Virgo that unlike the men,my convo's do not always turn to sex.

we really do fit the twisted description....but I'm cool with that.

now let's take a moment for some cyber boob touching......*touch,touch ramy's boob

*

♥

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Posted by VirgoM20
Are Taurus women like this too?

Probably not the English Taurus women Virgo....ha ha.but I am less classy probably than other American Taurus women because yes,sometimes I'm like that.but it's this damn fire *sheepish look*!I try to behave myself...but sometimes it just can't be done.I'm not like that all the time like the boys apparently are...but I have my moments,might as well be honest *shrugs*

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Thanks all! Yeah...just had to share. I knew DXP would appreciate that. I actually call him twisted often Bella...perfect word for it and him!

Not sure how much I love it though. I wish I could say I do, but damn, it gets old after 10 years as it's constant. Somehow the conversation always turns sexual when talking about the most unsexual things.
Oh well...that's my man for ya.

And yes, I'm very pleased he still has a thing for my booooobieesss after all these years!

Oh and PS Bella...I really want to touch yours too! I do love booooobieeess

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