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33 years old female from Right here, Right now
Fierce mild.
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sharkoi :)
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male from Capritude
| Lol @ Tate |
female from the abyss of confusion
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46 years old male from Llandrindod wells, Powys Wales
| ONCE WHEN VISTING WITH MY GOOD FRIEND JONNT WALKER I GOR AN IDEA FOR MY ANSWERING MACHINE YOU RING ME UP PHONE SAYS HI THIS IS JAMES I AM MAKEING SOME CHANGES IN MY LIFE IF YOU DON'T HEAR BACK FROM ME YOUR ONE OF THEM. |
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Libertarian Anarchist socialist
| thumbs up lildol! |
46 years old male from Llandrindod wells, Powys Wales
| IF YOU WERE A BIG FAN YOU WOULD NO ITS AL K. HALL WHO HANGS WITH JACK DANELS & JONNY WALKER. NUF SAID |
from FL U.S.A.
To many things come to mind to put down
| LMFAO!!!" This is hilarious.. |
female from london, united kingdom
music is my religion
Posted by lildol uh-huh. especially when you chicken out halfway through calling and leave a missed call on their phone, not even getting to hear their voice   oh dear, i've said too much. *inserts gag* |
female from london, united kingdom
music is my religion
Posted by lildol LMAO |
female from the abyss of confusion
| P.S. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing |
female from the abyss of confusion
| Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership. Thank you, Your biggest fan |
female from the abyss of confusion
| 4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin, prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities. |
female from the abyss of confusion
| 3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock. |
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