The Lady's Rant

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7/27/2012 11:00:23 AM | IP
SwimmingLioness

female from The Great Plains  USA  

Leo Sun/Merc/Venus Scorp Moon/Asc/Nept

Got something to unload? Dump it here!

Such as:

"I hate it when this happens!"
"WTH?"
"I'm having a bad day!"

p.s. Guy's are welcome too
7/27/2012 11:39:12 AM | IP
Jynja



Cool. Calm. Confident MORE AB

*Tentatively steps into lounge*

I have a rant, Miss Swimming Lioness:

I'm pissed to high heavens, and it's barely afternoon. What the treetrunk is up with that??

First of all, the Leo board: when a person says happy birthday, don't just pick your friends to thank for the well wishes, some of us took time to wish you the best, too. Just sayin'. 'Specially when we were in the middle of a crazy meeting and hoping to God no one could hear monkeys dancing. I've convinced myself it was an oversight, but it makes posting on the board a difficulty now - you never know who would ignore your well wishes next.

And talking about getting ignored: Virgo peeps, what's up with ignoring your boss when she's talking to you? So you asked for something she was unable to give you - get over it! I had to get my own coffee today!! *fans self from the exertion* because I was afraid she'd spit in it!! :O What, with that look she was throwing my way, not a single Scorp had a thing on her! *shivers inwardly and smiles at fuming assistant*

Which reminds me of Mr. Scorpio man that I'm crazy... no, super crazy about. What the hell is up with you?? Don't you see we're just going in circles? Damn, I have needs and you're too far away playing "Scorpio in the Rock Shadow" or is it cave shadow? Don't you know I'm only fronting when I say I'm too busy to stop and chat? Why can't you see I just want a kiss? My Venus in Leo is screaming, my Mars in Scorpio is screaming even louder and my Eros in Scorpio is going bat butter crazy!!

Yeah, I need to get laid fast.

Thanks.
7/27/2012 12:33:13 PM | IP
venusianbull

42 years old female from A Lush Meadow, US of A  

In the dead of night, it's the anti-sig.

****unladylike*****

My ex is a treetrunker. He does not send the support like he ought making my purse strings frayed and frazzled. My wallet has moths fluttering out of it. Oh, and he's still a treetrunker.
7/27/2012 12:35:06 PM | IP
ArticleL

Good she cusses I was wondering.

-Chomps on a Skittle-
7/27/2012 12:36:41 PM | IP
venusianbull

42 years old female from A Lush Meadow, US of A  

In the dead of night, it's the anti-sig.

Like a trucker when I'm good and snorty. σ_σ

7/27/2012 2:04:08 PM | IP
SwimmingLioness

female from The Great Plains  USA  

Leo Sun/Merc/Venus Scorp Moon/Asc/Nept

@Jynja, feel better? on that last part! It's Friday!!

@VB, Cow pie! *lifts trouser cuffs* Train-up your moth's and form an advanced assault team, roll the ex and take a vacation! Then, rehabilitate the critters into a dance troupe that goes on the road performing revivals of "Goodbye Earl"

I'm so tired ATM I can't sort out a proper rant for myself, but it's there. If anyone sees me on DXP after 2:30 central US time, do me a favor, tell me to GTFO and go to bed, thanks


@Ar-TickLe, are those skittles for sharin' or teasin'?
7/27/2012 2:31:06 PM | IP
ArticleL

Artickle oh boy....the Skittles dont share themselves or tease. I cannot rant I come equipped with more composure and even if I didnt I don't have any rant space in my mind. For this thread I will show respect so I'll create some.

Rant 1: I have no rants
Rant 2: Im going to assume I have tickle spots and didnt know about it.
Rant 3: I havent responded to 2 Peoples pms in this thread I forgot how to type that day.
Rant 4: I wish I could predict how this thread would look after a storm of people raindrop for 20 pages.
Rant 5: Is people will not understand Rant 1.
Rant 6: I just dropped my rented Rant space.
7/27/2012 2:42:18 PM | IP
rockyroadicecream



treetrunk people.
7/27/2012 3:02:54 PM | IP
ArticleL

Agreed but how???
7/27/2012 3:03:29 PM | IP
Nala13

37 years old female from A place called Happy, the journey was all about getting to know me  

Pretty funny, almost always on time. I c

My 14 year old niece asked if she could borrow some money. I said no because "borrow" means different things to her and I. I said you can clean up my house and I will just give you some money.

I go and pick her up (how else was she going to get there, silly me). She comes in and looks around and says this is a lot of work. I said what is a lot of work. She said all these clothes. I said that is 3 loads. She says but I have to wash and dry them and hang them up. I said you mean you have to put them in the washing machine, wait until it stops, then walk over and put them in the dryer and wait until it stops and then put them on a hanger? She said yes. I said I don't think you know what a lot of work is. She rolled her eyes.

One of these days I'm going to put my hands on a teenager. I can already see it. Everybody just have $5.00 on my bail money please.
7/27/2012 3:45:38 PM | IP
cowpuncher

40 years old

Jynja: Silly leo! The evil underling was always spitting in it... that's why I always get my own coffee. lol What you need is some good old fashioned Capricorn reluctance to trust!

VB: My other business besides the Earth Sign Man Whoring business and the custom built guitar amp business is
Cowpuncher's Cowboy Chiropractic Center for Attitude Adjustment. We are currently working on having the ability to offer our services on credit. Will keep you posted. CCCCAA - Because nobody beats 'em down into the dirt like an Earth sign!

SL - REDHEADS! OMG what high maintainance! RANT RANT RANT!
7/27/2012 6:12:19 PM | IP
Jynja



Cool. Calm. Confident MORE AB

Hahahahaha CP! I will keep this recommendation in mind after I fire the sulking Virgo lady for marring my bright days with her earthy venom. It's quite hard to live without her, though. DAMN!!
7/27/2012 6:17:07 PM | IP
Jynja



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7/27/2012 6:33:59 PM | IP
Jynja



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Oops, that was definitely TMI.

Thanks Swimming, I feel much better, indeed!
7/27/2012 6:51:29 PM | IP
cowpuncher

40 years old

Posted by Jynja
Oops, that was definitely TMI.

Thanks Swimming, I feel much better, indeed!


Well dammit now I want to know what was TMI? lol Missed it.
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