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starlover
5/18/2013 5:37:47 PM | IP
starlover



free, creative, loving, love dancing, si

He said to me a few months back

*Mum what is wanking* haha, i felt like laughing but didnt

He said *ewwwwwwwwwww that sounds disgusting*

I told him it was normal and nothing to be worried about

He cracks me up most days

starlover
5/18/2013 5:36:18 PM | IP
starlover



free, creative, loving, love dancing, si

He is bloody hilarious ian ~~~ you should see him dance and impersonate people he knows



Apparently i was the same as a kid ~~ cant beat breeding hey ?
ianthepisces
5/8/2013 9:02:40 PM | IP
ianthepisces

31 years old male

Your kid is funny starlover..
starlover
5/6/2013 4:30:14 PM | IP
starlover



free, creative, loving, love dancing, si

When my son was around 8 (he is going on 15 now) he asks me ~

*Mum if i murdered someone would you still love me* (we are both Scorpio btw)

I replies ~ *yes of course, but wouldnt really approve of your behaviour*

So he says to me * i knew you would say that and was just testing you to see how
much you loved me and now i know*


(as if he didnt before seeing as i tell him every day)!!

<3
sky1
4/26/2013 10:47:24 PM | IP
sky1

26 years old male

http://www.myspace.com/music/player?sid=

LostPisces
4/25/2013 1:37:38 PM | IP

Real Story, at the mall.

Little Boy: I want that chocolate! I Want it!

Mother: No.

Little Boy: I want it I want it I want it.

Mother: No.

Little boy: If you don´t give me the chocolate I tell father you where blowing up the ***** of the neighbor at his door the other day.

Everybody nearby listening to this lol
sweethearts
11/21/2011 8:56:05 AM | IP
sweethearts

female

Miss 7 and grandad were colouring in together

Miss 7 : Grandad, when you were a boy did you use to colour in?

Grandad : Yes I did

Miss 7 : Well how come you aren't any good at it then?
cheekyfaerie
10/3/2011 12:43:29 PM | IP
cheekyfaerie

33 years old female from Right here, Right now  

Fierce mild.

Posted by 0987654321234567890
He just turned three, but he's very articulate for a three year old.

Him: Why do the car have wheels?

Me: So that it can go. The wheels roll and the car moves.

Him: So that it can go fast?

Me: Yes, so that it can go fast. Without wheels the car would not go at all.

Him: But if the car had feet it could run fast.

Me: LOL, you're right it could.

Him: or if it had wings it could fly in the sky. Can we buy wings for the car?

Me: awww

Adorable.
cheekyfaerie
10/3/2011 12:42:51 PM | IP
cheekyfaerie

33 years old female from Right here, Right now  

Fierce mild.

The youngest, 5 at the time, asked if I'd do her a solid and fix her some milk.

I blame tv.
CancerianGoddess
8/10/2011 9:44:23 AM | IP
CancerianGoddess

30 years old female from Springfield, Missouri  USA  

Im just a woman. I am very empathetic an

Cute!
starlover
7/23/2011 1:27:21 PM | IP
starlover



free, creative, loving, love dancing, si

haha i love the way they are so honest and dont hold back

A couple of years ago my son would have been about ten he asked me what i did when i went to the pub. I told him i sang, he then said "you dont get drunk do you", i replies, no i drink water, he says "oh good i dont want a drunk for a mother"
he then came up with "do you have sex in the toilets with men at all"...lol, as nothing could be further from the truth i came back with an emphatic "NO"... followed by "if johnny depp came into the pub then i would have to reconsider". He smiled and said "yeah i know that mum"

Recently he asked me how many boyfriends i had had, so i honestly replied "not many, only about 6 or 7" and he says "oh well mum its a start"

lol x

 

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