A cat that has traits like a dog instead of a cat. Dunno about the king thing though. Personally to save tears I'd say 'yeh you're a king...now go stand in that corner over there and be a king of your thing!' "Oh wait wait !!! you're a king too !! Ok ok... you go stand over there and be the king of your thing too !" ....and so on and so forth. 'Oh here's anoth...oh wait, you're a muppet!?!? Umm, drumsticks, trashcan, cape, complimentary grumpy old man ?....yep..... and go stand over there in that particular corner..!!"  |