How to get him excited? haha?

Posted by cowpuncher
Fine Truecap, I'll just have to have the Miller Lite and suffer through this as best i can... :p lololol

Posted by cowpuncher

Posted by Jynja
Oh. *runs off with naked booty to go find appropriate beer* Cause you burned the yellow trench coat on the sammich maker.

No no no, the trenchcoat would be burned by FRICTION, long before you needed to fire up the sammich maker. It's okay though, don't worry. I'm patient, and happy to provide training.

On a really really hot day where it's 100+ and humid, Bud light will get the job done if that's all there is, as will Corona with a slice of lime... but Warsteiner is really preferred. Heineken as well, but only if it's draft, never bottle.

A good pale ale, or nut brown ale is always a great choice. Likewise a belgian white wheat ale (like Blue Moon for those of you in the USA like me) is always a winner.

If this isn't going to be resolved by a quickie, and it's cool or cold weather, a porter or stout is an excellent choice. Anchor porter preferably, but Guinness will do nicely. Provides an energy boost... which is why those beer styles were created in the first place.

If the mood is to be romantic, a good belgian fruit lambic is a perfect choice. My preference is for Kriek (cherry) but it's all good stuff.

Lagered Pilseners are to be served in a cold pilsener glass. Ales should be served in a frosty mug. In a pinch the frosty mug will work for anything though.

I should be charging tuition here, you gals are so lucky to have me around. :p