Honest Astrology : Virgo (earth)

4/3/2014 8:46:53 AM | More
Denver34

male

http://www.trans4mind.com/personal_devel



You are the logical type and hate disorder.
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullbutterting and you're a cheap bastard.
Your butter-picking attitude is sickening to your coworkers. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too. It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing.
You hide your neurosis, OCD and total insecurity by taking a pill every hour of the day, and then brag to others about how you manage to stay in control.
You are generally cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while treetrunking.
Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.
4/3/2014 1:01:01 PM | More
TaurusBull1977

female

Sun:01º 46' in Taurus Moon:10º 31' in

LMAO @ this thread.

Reading this thread makes it an interesting workday.

Posted by Denver34

You are generally cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while treetrunking.
Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.


However ^^^

In order to be a 'seasoned' pimp, a Virgo will have to pay close attention to details. Which simply means he would have to be wide awake to sample, groom and condition the merchandise....Yes, this will have to include being wide wake during lovemaking.
4/3/2014 1:19:37 PM | More
Damnata

25 years old female

Lambie!!! Posted by dofaccIn considerat

Posted by Denver34


You are the logical type and hate disorder.
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullbutterting and you're a cheap bastard.
Your butter-picking attitude is sickening to your coworkers. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too. It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing.
You hide your neurosis, OCD and total insecurity by taking a pill every hour of the day, and then brag to others about how you manage to stay in control.
You are generally cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while treetrunking.
Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.


FREAKSSSSSSS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
4/3/2014 1:21:09 PM | More
Damnata

25 years old female

Lambie!!! Posted by dofaccIn considerat

Posted by TaurusBull1977

In order to be a 'seasoned' pimp, bla bla bla


Thou shall not infringe upon my pimpness.

4/3/2014 1:21:17 PM | More
TMV



Flawed logic is flawed.

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4/3/2014 1:29:45 PM | More
TaurusBull1977

female

Sun:01º 46' in Taurus Moon:10º 31' in

Posted by Damnata



Well....

If she isn't keeping up with the payments.....

Virgos are able to manage their money in an organized fashion....

4/3/2014 1:36:19 PM | More
Damnata

25 years old female

Lambie!!! Posted by dofaccIn considerat

TaurusBull..

I've had people tell me I should manage a brothel.

I'd look after finances, get the girls checked regularly and cookiemonster slap them when they'd go prudish.
4/3/2014 1:54:45 PM | More
TaurusBull1977

female

Sun:01º 46' in Taurus Moon:10º 31' in

LMAAAAAAOOOO

Will have to concur...

Going prudish can be detrimental to the overall fiscal budget of the brothel.
4/3/2014 1:56:50 PM | More
SanchoMuyTerrible



Posted by Damnata
TaurusBull..

I've had people tell me I should manage a brothel.


WHAT? LMAO.
4/3/2014 2:11:21 PM | More
Damnata

25 years old female

Lambie!!! Posted by dofaccIn considerat

Posted by TaurusBull1977
LMAAAAAAOOOO

Will have to concur...

Going prudish can be detrimental to the overall fiscal budget of the brothel.


Exactly.

They tell me this because people know they can discuss whatever sexual kink they have..I heard all kinds of butter and I am unphased.

So seriously unless your life is in danger, we have a business to run so...GET IN THERE!
4/3/2014 2:43:07 PM | More
Denver34

male

http://www.trans4mind.com/personal_devel

Posted by TaurusBull1977
LMAO @ this thread.

Reading this thread makes it an interesting workday.

Posted by Denver34

You are generally cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while treetrunking.
Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.


However ^^^

In order to be a 'seasoned' pimp, a Virgo will have to pay close attention to details. Which simply means he would have to be wide awake to sample, groom and condition the merchandise....Yes, this will have to include being wide wake during lovemaking.


Lol you're over-thinking it....Virgo..are you?

4/3/2014 6:22:05 PM | More
TaurusBull1977

female

Sun:01º 46' in Taurus Moon:10º 31' in

Posted by Denver34

Lol you're over-thinking it....Virgo..are you?


Nah....

Just an observant Bull
Posted by Denver34

You are generally cold and unemotional.....


This reminds me of the historic epic of Iceberg Slim....
"He had one great thing, the ability to jar his emotions in a cunning yet amazing manner that had kept all his just like mes wondering all the way"

But of course, this infamous pimp was a Leo.
4/3/2014 8:09:58 PM | More
Denver34

male

http://www.trans4mind.com/personal_devel

He had mercury in virgo though....

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