schoenetanz
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Describe yourself...
If you're happy, do you clap your hands?
sometimes I hear clapping and I don't know why
What is your dream occupation?
to get paid shitloads of cash to come up with stupid questions for dxp user profiles
What are your hobbies?
fencing, ballet and writing with my toes while listening to classical music
How many squirrels would it take to lift you off the ground?
an awful lot of people seem to ask me this question...
Who would play you in a movie?
the question is...who IS playing me in a movie right now
What's your favorite article of clothing?
I don't like clothes...they make me feel...all... itchy
How many rugs should you own?
a single person with a yearly income of approx. 50,000 dollars should own no less than 2.5 carpets
I think the statistics are crap though...I will own AS MANY AS I LIKE regardless of what the statistics say!!!
What is the secret of life?
you too can know...
Describe your perfect day...
I did
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