Would someone please be able to help me briefly analyze my chart and help me identify who would be a great match for me?
Ok. So. Crush is a Virgo. More specifically.
Like damn. One date, and the entire time, he’s w
1. Aquarius Aquarians are from another planet. They want you to believe that when you ghost them, they won't give a butter because they're too busy floating around high on psychedelics at some political, art-scene festival in the desert. They may keep that act going for like 15 minutes, but within a day or two these water-bearers are going to show their true colors, flip the treetrunk out, and live Tweet an orgy as a form of revenge.
2. Pisces A Pisces will take a bath and cry if you ghost them and they liked you. They might not come out for an entire day. However, Pisces are usually dating 8,000 people at once, so if you ghost them and they're not into you, they might not even notice.
3. Aries An Aries, which are cute and powerful little rams, will headbutt the butter out of you if you ghost them. Of course, you may not know that they are doing this, as they'll keep a confident and cool demeanor. But behind closed doors they are hexing you, sobbing, and planning ways to get back your attention. As my friend, astrologer, and Aries Annabel Gat taught me, the only way to get rid of an Aries is to act pathetic and clingy.
4. Taurus A Taurus will continue to stubbornly text you after being ghosted if they don't want you to leave them. Poor cows (that's not an insult, the Taurus is a cow). When they eventually accept their fate they will curl up on their comfy couch and eat lots of snacks to make themselves feel better.
5. Gemini A Gemini will go on a Twitter rant about you if you ghost them. (Kanye West is infamously a Gemini.) Despite their independent nature, their sign is marked by the twins, so they are always looking for their partner. Eventually, however, they will move on to another lover and continue their plans of world domination.
6. Cancer A Cancer loves the home and family and does not do well when such walls come crumbling down (Lindsay Lohan is another celebrity Cancer). If you ghost them, these little crabs will fall even more deeply in love with you, and come back again and again, as Cancers love nostalgia and the past.
7. Leo Leos are powerful, prideful, lions. However, this can work in your favor if you want to ghost them. They likely will be too proud to give you butter or come after you. Instead, they'll lick their wounds and sulk in silence. And of course, post some hot selfies.
8. Virgo Virgos are organized and meticulous. They like things in order and they want answers. If you ghost them, they will likely demand an explanation, and text you on a schedule until you give them one. Then they will keep a log of it, and adjust their dating behavior accordingly so it doesn't happen to them again.
9. Libra A Libra might not even notice if you ghost them, as they always have multiple sidepieces. Can you even ghost Libras? They usually ghost you.
10. Scorpio Scorpios require honesty and communication, and nothing makes them raise their stingers like feeling played and left in the dark. They will hunt you down and demand an explanation, and then plot your demise. Even if they act chill about it, they will never forget nor forgive you. If you ghosted a Scorpio, you're probably hexed.
11. Sagittarius A Sagittarius might be glad that you ghosted them because you were getting on their nerves anyways. However, they will send you a text or an email pretending like it was their idea to end it to make sure that they keep the power. This sign is horny AF and will be treetrunking someone else within a week.
12. Capricorn A devilish Capricorn will ghost you right the treetrunk back. They will become silent. They will get into your head. They'll have you thinking, "Wait, did I ghost them, or did they ghost me? Maybe I should text them to double check what's going on." And then you'll end up dating again, sorry.
Posted by GemLover Kind of. But who's to say ima turn it down tho. My cancer venus is more like a crab and give the side eyed whereas my libra rising is quick to accept. So it's something that has to be balanced. It was that way with my sag woman.
Oh yeah, balance is 🗝. Sagittarius and gemini is a great pair v compatible!
aries sun libra moon libra rising aries mercury/venus taurus mars/jupiter/satur
hi i personally think this match works and creates better people because aries learns patience.. aries can be the cancers shell in a way.. aries usually don't get like super loved as a kid because we're so independent so cancer provide that and they're really sweet.. i kind of feel like cancer is just a wet slower aries. anyways i met my twin flame. i'm aries sun libra moon/rising aries mercury/venus taurus mars/saturn/jupiter and he's cancer sun scorpio moon gemini rising/mercury cancer venus virgo mars sagittarius jupiter pisces saturn pluto scorpio. his sun is in my 11th and 9th house, his mars is in my 12th and 11th house, his venus is in my 9th and 10th house, we have his pluto inconjuct my sun...his jupiter trine my mercury... his moon in my 5th and 1st house..