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A married couple had been out shopping in the town centre for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?" Husban
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A married couple had been out shopping in the town centre for most of the afternoon.
Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?"
Husband: "Darling, you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money at the time but I said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"

Wife, with a huge smile, blushing: "Yes I remember that, my dearest love."

Husband: "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop."


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In the darkness all men are equal, save those that embrace it.
A married couple had been out shopping in the town centre for most of the afternoon.
Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?"
Husband: "Darling, you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money at the time but I said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"

Wife, with a huge smile, blushing: "Yes I remember that, my dearest love."

Husband: "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop."














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