Public Transport Diaries

I know I have witnessed some really funny, crazy and even scary things while using public transport. Share some of your memorable moments. Living in London, people tend to fall asleep on the tubes and trains rather often. Ill never forget travelling
  • GruntysLair
    Gemini Sun, Pisces Moon, Leo Asc
    25 years old female from Space
    Tree Trunks.
  • @aquanib You were going to be one of those like on the movie screen for Hostel the movie. eh?
  • Especially at parks and public bathrooms.

    I was at the drag races and I was waiting for a portapottie. My dad was there next to me. I am waiting and a guy catches my eye like 50 ish. I'm like younger then. I'm standing there and he literally closes the door then cracks it open just enough mind you. I should of told my dad.
  • Posted by Dreamyboy
    This is not about public transport, but more rather, a public bathroom at a park. I was barely 18 at this time and was walking home from school and needed to use a bathroom, so I went to a public park bathroom and noticed someone dressed like a contracting painter parked near the bathroom. So I went in and started my piss and that guy walks right in and stands next to me and pees, completely ignoring the buffer zone. I noticed he was looking at me and I looked over and said hello and he said hi back with weird eyes, all open and wide like. I paused, continued my business and looked at him again because he was still watching. He had a full erection and was masturbating towards the urinal and staring at me. I slammed his face into the wall multiple times and ran off before anyone could see me. I never returned to that bathroom. I actually told a friend who lives not too far from that area and he told me that this park bathroom in particular was known to have homosexual activities.


    This is quite common be careful.
  • thecrazyariestaurus
    INTJ. Virgo⬆️ 8H Taurus🌞 11H Cancer 🌛 8H Aries Merc
    27 years old female
    I hate taking public transport. You never really know what you're gonna get the bus in downtown Los Angeles. Recently, I was on the bus, and this obnoxious guy was in there (obviously on drugs) bugging people. He asked if he could use my phone, and I said HELL NO. Lol. He kept asking to use people's phones. Then he got aggravated, and took out a pookie (Meth pipe) and straight up started smoking on the bus. Then he pulls out a tall can of beer and starts drinking. I hate taking the bus ?
  • geminidude
    Gemini Sun, Aquarius Moon
    male

    Tube ride in London on no trouser day or american version "no pants day" is utter boring. Every one looks very serious with no pants on. C'mon no one pushed you not to wear a trouser hehe.
    Memorable moment was when David Cameron was sitting opposite of me in the underground and I shake his hands and he compliment me of the suit I was wearing. No I was not on a fancy one but was on formals to work.
    I've seen Romanian woman stealing wallet. Football hooligans bloody fight. Woman falling over the rail drunk. Been watched on my crotch. Seen weed been passed hands. People on bondage costume. Cross dressers having a fight with chavs. Singing, dancing, pissing. I think all these happen most of the days in the underground.
  • Dreamyboy
    I hate Teena. Teena likes me
    30 years old male from California, USA
    This is not about public transport, but more rather, a public bathroom at a park. I was barely 18 at this time and was walking home from school and needed to use a bathroom, so I went to a public park bathroom and noticed someone dressed like a contracting painter parked near the bathroom. So I went in and started my piss and that guy walks right in and stands next to me and pees, completely ignoring the buffer zone. I noticed he was looking at me and I looked over and said hello and he said hi back with weird eyes, all open and wide like. I paused, continued my business and looked at him again because he was still watching. He had a full erection and was masturbating towards the urinal and staring at me. I slammed his face into the wall multiple times and ran off before anyone could see me. I never returned to that bathroom. I actually told a friend who lives not too far from that area and he told me that this park bathroom in particular was known to have homosexual activities.
  • Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
    I know I have witnessed some really funny, crazy and even scary things while using public transport.

    Share some of your memorable moments.

    Living in London, people tend to fall asleep on the tubes and trains rather often. Ill never forget travelling on the district line once and seeing a total stranger fall asleep on the shoulder of another passenger, dribbling away. To the point where there was a small pool of saliva on the kind man's shoulders.

    I don't know if he didn't know the man was dribbling like that, or if he was just being to kind to shrug the guy off his shoulder.


    Honestly. I loved talking the subway when I was younger. It always felt like an adventure, a machine flying through space and time, Both Queens and Brooklyn. I always felt we were going somewhere nice. And lots of nice people in the heads trying to reach their destination, wither bus or life. And I got to be a part of that, even if for but 30 minutes.

    I guess my memorable moment was getting on the midnight train to Philadelphia airport, completely new city and area, with barely $ 30 dollars and a plane ticket. Ready for what comes my way in California, better or worse. God, was it. exciting.

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  • Queenofthepheasantfairies
    Rising Scorpio, Libra sun, Gemini moon, Virgo Merc & Venus, Cancer Mars & Jupit
    female from London
    I was on a bus once with someone who had Tourette syndrome, that gave me a bit of an uneasy feel.

    Whilst I know they not directing anything that's being said or going on, when they kind of looking at you shouting some real profanity you cant help but just want to be ridden over by the bus.

    That's one thing I find fascinating about London, how many crazies roam the streets.
  • Haha I would gag sorry to see that hold it back reaction in my mouth for as long as possible.
  • Not really used to take the bus alot younger days. All that ever stood out was smelly peeps I sat next to or walked by. Hm the creepy grinning older guys making eye contact makes me uncomfortable.
  • Queenofthepheasantfairies
    Rising Scorpio, Libra sun, Gemini moon, Virgo Merc & Venus, Cancer Mars & Jupit
    female from London
    I know I have witnessed some really funny, crazy and even scary things while using public transport.

    Share some of your memorable moments.

    Living in London, people tend to fall asleep on the tubes and trains rather often. Ill never forget travelling on the district line once and seeing a total stranger fall asleep on the shoulder of another passenger, dribbling away. To the point where there was a small pool of saliva on the kind man's shoulders.

    I don't know if he didn't know the man was dribbling like that, or if he was just being to kind to shrug the guy off his shoulder.
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