Casual Den Chatter (all signs welcome)

anyone up?

OR you could realize that people aren't just a sun sign and are all different rather than clumping them all together. :]

Posted by geminicandle
I did. It's all good now.
I just had a bad night, lol.

I love leos! That's gemini for ya, haha🙂

Yes. Yes, it is.

Posted by Jynja
I just talked my way out of a ticket.

Smooth. Lioness smooth.

I wish I was there to talk my way out of a ticket last night. Left the Saab in the street. Got a ticket. 😢

It's a lame rule. It's my house. Can't I park my car in front of my house?

I guess not..

Posted by Jynja
LOL

Hey, the house is yours but the street is not. 😛
I guess it's like littering or something. You're littering the city with your old wrecked metal contraptions! Take it off of the streets.

They should just wait till we invent foldable flying cars. *blows raspberry at the law*

I run these streets B)

Hey! It's not a old wrecked metal contraption! It's a fine car.

Hah! One pocket for my wallet, the other for my automobile.

Posted by Jynja
Totally unrelated, but somehow related...

A question:
If you had to get a gift for another Leo, what would you give?

...

wait... male or female?


ahhh, it doesn't matter! lol

seriously though..

if it's a queen, gold shoes/jewelry.

if it's a king...

gold shoes/jewelry. haha!

It works for both!

lol. do you have a strong pineal gland? your third eye read my mind!

well, if nothing material, do a gift card to a spa or shmancy rest-uh-ront. hehe.

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Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
lol. do you have a strong pineal gland? your third eye read my mind!

Actually, I have x-ray vision. I can see dicks in boxes!

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But one dick per box please!

No. Sword. Crossing.

No.

*sigh*

NO FLOWERS!!!

They wither and so will your friendship if you get her flowers!

She wants to be blown away, dammit!

It's Leo season, ya know!

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Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
lol. do you have a strong pineal gland? your third eye read my mind!

Actually, I have x-ray vision. I can see dicks in boxes!

But one dick per box please!

No. Sword. Crossing.

No.

Unless it's an alien hentai dick monster set on pleasuring all the "females" on the earth? 😐

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lol! what has gotten into you?






















nevermind. i know now.. ;]

Posted by Jynja
Hmm... you've got a point there.

Ah, every year, it's the same torture... what to get this beautiful, crazy lovely lady.
Last year, I offered her 3 "anytime favors" cards. I had to sit through the worst movie I ever saw on one and had the best time hanging out with kids on another.

Ehhh. that's cute. but.. idk. it sorta says "i ran out of ideas" imo..

you could give her a day trip thing?

take her to a theme park or something. like a date only.. yeah. its a girl date.

OLGA Luxury Dildo in 24-Karat Gold Plate





boom. there goes the dynamite.


for when her SO is out of town or something.

it goes for a low $ 3490.00.

what. a. deal.

only don't buy the one pictured above.. it looks like it's got some fingerprints on it.

like they used it and then took the picture. smh.

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Posted by ARoarLikeThunder

OLGA Luxury Dildo in 24-Karat Gold Plate





boom. there goes the dynamite.


for when her SO is out of town or something.

How would it feel to be knocked over the head with 24 karat gold plating? 😕

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lol oh, that's right. you're coming at it from the sub-dom point of view...

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Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
only don't buy the one pictured above.. it looks like it's got some fingerprints on it.

like they used it and then took the picture. smh.

Hahahaha... it's the indelible fingerprint that make it shy of $ 3500 flat. Right? 😉

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Actually, it's the extra $ 490.00.

It's written right here see...

"Each one of our Olga 24-karrot gold plated dildos are hand/vagina tested by one of our highly skilled staff. Great for hours of aggressive dom headbanging fun!"

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LOL You must have a vaginal gland somewhere, eh?

Yup. Also known as the "dirty mind" or "gutter marbles" gland.

lol it's just one.

Night, Jynja.

Nice chatting with you. hahah...




..dear God.

what a mature, eventful thread. 😛


Someone's gonna get a kick out of this in the morning.

Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
lol it's just one.

Night, Jynja.

Nice chatting with you. hahah...




..dear God.

what a mature, eventful thread. 😛


Someone's gonna get a kick out of this in the morning.

Ohhh, I did. 😄

This thread is too funny! Now I know what I want for my bday! Hahaha _??

Posted by Jynja

Posted by Leostrong
This thread is too funny! Now I know what I want for my bday! Hahaha _—

When is your birthday, so we can offer you the extra fingerprinted one for less than $ 3,999.99!

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Aug 4th. Fingerprints are awesome...it's the smears I can do without! 😉

Posted by Jynja
Female.

Pisces Moon - so nothing "material" really moves her.

Posted by Jynja
Or wake up at dawn and go till her garden and plant flowers in it?

Posted by Jynja
Hmm... you've got a point there.

Ah, every year, it's the same torture... what to get this beautiful, crazy lovely lady.
Last year, I offered her 3 "anytime favors" cards. I had to sit through the worst movie I ever saw on one and had the best time hanging out with kids on another.

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You're good.

Time, effort, attention-- all priceless. 🙂

Posted by xdimplez
how long do leos mourn a death for? especially if it was someone you gave your heart to?

has nothing to do with me, someone else that i know who is a leo, she recently lost her boyfriend. he drowned. she is carrying his unborn child. how do you console her?

This is CASUAL den chatter! Not drop a load of sadness onto ARoar's shoulders.

This heart breaking tale is one of the first things I read when I got home from work today. Think about that. *sigh*

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But to answer your question, she can mourn for years if she wants to cause that is so sad. If I were her, I'd be devastated.

As for consolation, it partly depends on her world view/spiritual beliefs.

How close are you too?

*two.

bleh. long day.

oh, fer sure. "I'm sorry for your loss" is like when they lose a cute dress or something. This is actual heartbreaking stuff.

It depends on her because with some people you'd be surprised how much they'll open up if you just sit with them for a bit. But if you don't know her like that, it's best to just give her a very nice eloquent card with a coldstone gift card maybe. Idk, maybe it's best not to give gifts.

I'd probably be eating a lot of ice cream though.



Shit, now I wanna send a condolence card...

That's such a horrible situation.

And I'm sorry about your loss, Jynja.

He was a Leo on the way in and a Leo on the way out.

Best way to be.

Random but this song is my shit and idk why.

Posted by Jynja
Oh, and I planted the flowers in the garden - with my nephew's help. But I think we messed it up - the garden was overgrown with weeds and we must have watered it too much, and the dark soil bled unto the walkway and some of the plants were askew...

My Virgo Merc nearly strangled me, but Leo sun said not to worry, we'll pay a professional to handle it later. 😛

lol shoulda went with the dildo! :p

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get it

His face so angry.

"Take it, bitch. Take it."

he looks like he got highlights too.

gosta pimp out the mane, chu know.

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And I think I earned that patch in cub scouts 😄

this one makes meh chuckle.

Posted by starlover
Aww thankks for the open house invite 🙂

I have a question Leos ~~~~ are there any of you that dont have *LIONS* as your
default pic?

😉

No problem! :]

And to answer your question, is the Pope Catholic? :p

Jynja made it standard lion pride procedure that during Leo season we all rock lion pics.

Cute, I know :3

Welcome to the den of adventure and perverted, bored lion chatter!

Hope you enjoy your stay!

**This is the official "best lion sex faces" tumblr page.**





#nutbust #thegoodlife #shelikesit #dogcollarfetish #jynja

#itisjustajokejynjayouknowyouaremyfavorite:p

My Leo season is doin' alright.

Don't want it to end.

We should extend it another month.

I don't think the Virgos will mind it too much.

Posted by xdimplez
thanks jynja. hopefully things brighten up on your end also



to a roar



this one looks very regal

I like it.















"If you had a mane and I had hands, I'd be pulling all your hair out. All of it."

The lion sex is very disturbing to look at.
Love the red shoes Jynja. 😉

WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


Hold up.

I leave for a bit and you guys let the best thread die!!?

Casual Den Chatter (all signs welcome) is THE heart and soul of dxp.

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It's statistically proven that 3/4 new users make an account on dxp BECAUSE OF THIS THREAD.

Some people come for relationship advice, some people come because they like astrology, but EVERYONE stays for Casual Den Chatter (all signs welcome). EVERYONE.

*sigh* I'm really disappointed and at a loss for words.

All I can say is I hope no one ever makes this horrible error ever again.

Casual Den Chatter (all signs welcome) makes fresh water wells in impoverished African villages.

It puts food on the tables of the starving, it makes soldiers wonder why they're fighting, and it's the only thing that keeps the economy from totally collapsing.

They had to shut down the government this past week because the White House didn't know where this thread went.

Never again, guys. Never again.

6 pages...






of glory.

thank you, dimpz. I much like your adorable cat prof pic.

how fares thee?

this thread never gets the love it deserves.

maybe if instead of posting lion porn, we put up lion babies from after the lion porn.



Resistance is futile.

Iz coming for you





Haha 🙂

Good morning (or afternoon/evening/what have you). Hope everyone is eating well and getting their iron intake!

Posted by xdimplez

Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
thank you, dimpz. I much like your adorable cat prof pic.

how fares thee?

THANKS A ROARLIKETHUNDER! IM DOING WELL! HOW ARE YOU?!!!!



-now you cant say i NEVER responded back

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I'M GREAT! TAKE YOUR FUCKING ADERALL! HOPE YOU LIKE THE CUTE CUB GIFS!!! 😄

Posted by GandalftheGrey
I want pictures of our den. i want something magnificent and flashy. the kind of thing that will amke a earth sign vomit uncontrollably. do it now!

You first, old man.

viola~



The Leo Pad

We throw them parties you always heard of but never been to. Boiii!

Very nice. 😛

Thanks. It was a cheap $ 62,000,000.00

Literally though, the prices on these are ridiculous.