I was dating someone a long time ago who invited me over to his house to hang out. A few minutes into the night, I noticed his mood changed and he got anxious and nervous. then all of a sudden he tells me he has to wake up early the following day to go to work, he hurried me to the door and said bye and while I was leaving , I smelt a swift of something rotten...I noticed it was a fart. He had farted.
He immediately closed the door which didn’t give me anytime to say bye . I don’t think I was even able to say bye because I was in shock and embarrassed for him.
I realized then he probably had to run to the bathroom to release everything.
That was the last time I saw him.
A few weeks later , he calls me saying that I had called him and hung up on him. I looked through my call log in case I had dialed his number by mistake and I couldn’t find anything. I told him that I never called. He kept insisting that I did. In the end, I said to him to stop calling me and to leave me alone.
It was just too weird and awkward.
The fart totally killed the romance ,I think. Everyone farts but you can’t fart on the first date.