A fundamental problem between water and earth

thanks OP for the mental image of you in your pyjamas, thinking you're some kind of invisible ghost while everybody is silently cringing.
I hope you're real and not a troll account because you're like a living stereotype from the 90s.
sadly you missed the emo and gothic waves, 9/11 came and went, and then they invented phones. idk, you're on your own , everybody is a phone zombie now anyway.
Maybe we can restart vampire culture