I’ve never used liners in my panties. So I went shopping this morning and I always check reduce shelves. Dog treats can be a steal!
So there were panty liners organic infused with herbs originally $ 5.99 for $ 1.24 so I always fall for this stupid shit so I got it.
I also got Ghirardelli chocolates. Assorted.
Came home. Opened liners pack and placed in my granny panties. Sorted chocolates and placed them in a little box. Told Aries that it has Carmel, Mint, Salt and White chocolates. He said he only care for mint and Carmel. I said it’s all yours baby. I’ll have salt.
Bag was so pretty so I didn’t want to throw it out. So I Placed liners into Ghirardelli bag and stuck them under the sink giggling on my way to the kitchen imagining Ariese’s surprise when he reaches in for his testosterone cream and sees THE BAG ‘WTF chocolates doing in a bathroom, Devushka??? (that’s my nick name) 😂😂and I’ll be like why do you think I go to the bathroom?
Went to the kitchen to cook. Giggling…
It’s misty and hot outside and I have oven on and I am feeling some coolness between my legs and I am busy putting food together and it’s becoming kind of itchy and I keep on ignoring it and at some point I am feeling 🔥 IT BURNING so I am running to the bedroom, ripping down my pants then ripping that liner from it and smelling it and Aries goes like…nothing…just staring and I am feeling stupid so I say - its MINT! It burns because it has mint!!! WHO TA fuck puts mint in this shit??? So Aries looking totally confused slowly asking looking extremely disturbed…WHY TA HELL YOU PUT CHOCOLATE IN YOUR CROTCH? I said - ITS A LINER! He said I DONT GIVE A SHIT - ITS STUPID TO PUT CHOCOLATE IN YOUR PUSSY!!! PERIOD! FOR LINER OR ANY SHIT! I AM NOT EATING THAT FROM THERE IF THAT WHAT YOU MEANT IT TO BE!
Well…we are still laughing 2 hours past that but I am wondering if when we actually got it in would it still smell like mint and other herbs 🤷♀️
He still haven’t seen bag of ‘chocolates’ under the sink…😂😂😂
Question. WHO TA FUCK puts mint on liners? Or I am not using it right? 🤔 Must I put it on OUTSIDE of ma panties? 🤷♀️