Best Post of the Day

I was inspired to make a best post of the day thread by one of rabbit???s comments. Actually no, that sounds misleading
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  • hydorah
    - Top Intellect
    46 years old male
    the cinematographical reference will probably be lost on millenials
  • Posted by tiziani
    Stripclubs, lies and videotape - that's what it takes to crowbar you mutables open.
  • tiziani
    Venusian Gigolo
    Posted by TicksMuyTerrible
    Atm I'm falling victim to the trends. I'm going to find a taurus and treat him like he's my bae and every time he brings up the word relationship, I'm going to tap slap him on the face and say nothing exclusive to see how pissed off he gets.
  • PhoenixRising
    I'm nothing you think and everything you feel....❤
    Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
    Girlfriend get yourself a sleeping bag, bottle of water, roll of toilet paper and your fave snacks. He can’t stay in that house forever!

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  • Posted by Riki
    He’s a Leo (rat I think)
    I’m scorpio dragon
    Can he ever understand I know everything at all times?

  • Arkansassy
    Morality Police
    Posted by Candylove561
    To every Scorpio on here talking about they have suicide thoughts, it’s just the devil and his demons! And if you guys don’t believe in God, THATS THE PROBLEM! Give your life to him, try something different, go to a church and get prayed over and start talking and praying to him! You’ll see a big difference! #GIVE-IT-A-TRY#! It’s free it doesn’t cost you anything! God bless you all🙏🏽🙏🏽
  • hydorah
    - Top Intellect
    46 years old male
    Posted by exsqueezeme
    Posted by Gemitati
    ...we keep talking. And we making meetings plans like daily but of course his brother needed help...and I said why are you avoiding to see me with all your might? He had tried to weasel out of it but I said let’s cut the bullbutter! Tell me!

    He said ok. You want to know - I’ll tell you. I am avoiding you because I like you so much that when I am with you - you taking me into a different dimension of the life so coming back is so painful and I want to stay there with you and knowing that that’s impossible hurts that it takes me days to come back to my daily life. If feels more and more miserable AFTER every time we meet in person and it takes me forever to get back and apparently o can’t hide it very well anymore.
    He ended with love you baby...and there was never any ‘baby’...and no, he doesn’t drink.

    I am feeling like spear went trough my brain. I kind of thought of it but he confirmed it.

    You know I don’t need any ‘advice’...I just have no one to talk to about THIS! So, I’ve got it off my chest!


    His ghosting game is so strong click to expand
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  • tiziani
    Venusian Gigolo
    Posted by Haruuka


    So he is the male version of Alice in wonderland
  • HeavyEntertainmentShow
    The Jed who cried Wolverine
    Posted by lisabethur8
    Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
    Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
    Posted by firebunny
    I read the entire post and made me think, "what's the point of this thread?"



    And now, I'm expecting more Jed stories in the days and weeks to come. But I think that this will be the last time I'll ever read a Jed thread.



    I read the entire post to see if indeed you will admit that you're lying to us. But you didn't. It still doesn't make a case for you though; as they say, "allegations without evidence are nothing."



    Not that the truth is anything important to me... What I was really bothered was that in every thread I read here, you always butt in with a "jed remark" no matter how irrelevant he is to the topic.



    And that is why I wanted you to shut up because you annoy the heck out of me. It doesn't reflect well on you either because all your threads and posts are about the very same person. That's not a good sign. It only means that you're obsessed with him. I advise you to look into yourself and find your good attributes because it seems that, without Jed, you're lifeless.










    I decided to unblock you for a few minutes because this was too funny. God bless my beautiful man's cooking, those crab quiches were divine but treetrunk I feel like a pregnant elephant carrying quadruplets right now. I guess I owe you an explanation on that block. See, I got tired of having my IQ drop by at least 50% every time I saw your latest thread title. So believe me when I tell you, honey, regardless how bad you think I am, you are 1000 times worse in every regard.



    As for what the point of this thread is or whether my boy exists, we've done this song & dance before and you came out worse for wear that time as well. Let me remind you how it went since it all still applies:



    I am not you. I am not an attention-starved nobody whose only literary contributions consist of nothing but figments of his imagination. I may have had a butter life so far, but I am no quitter and I will strive to do better every day. My boy is a big part of it because he's the one who gave me my second wind and I am forever grateful for that. And I will express that gratitude any and every way I can.



    I am not a pathetic feeble hobbit like you whose life is so painfully bland that it forces you to resort to lame as-treetrunk fiction to fit into the internet Wiggles crew in order to escape it. I deal with reality and I face it head on no matter what goes down - the hard, the bad and especially the good - I don't need to escape it. Besides, my reality is pretty damn good right now and I worked hard-af for it, thus I have no need for fiction. But your feeble life seems to depend on it, and in that way you're a total frikkin embarrassment to the male population.




    Btw, if you saw that ass of his, you'd be obsessed too. And at the very least I'm obsessed with a breathing living person, not with fiction like you. If internet died, YOU would die. But #DoubleJ got each other and our plethora of good qualities to keep us going during a technological apocalypse. So you should concern yourself more with receiving the psychological help you so sorrily need. Giving life advice when you got no game makes you look like a poser.



    "without Jed, you're lifeless" - I thought that was YOU. And, you wish. My confidence levels are where they should be. I got options, I just choose to decline them. You only got your hand & the fantasy in your diseased brain. But I digress.



    If I remember correctly, last time I ended it with one more fact:



    This is a public forum, not a personal butterpost board for your attention-starved schizophrenic mind. So you can join your DXP Wiggles and Go. treetrunk. Yourself.







    and if you ain't down with Jelle & Jed #DoubleJ







    This was highly amusing but back on the block you go. And if you excuse me



    staking early claim for #BurnOfTheYear award. Drinks are on me

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    omg that's so creative.

    Jed's STOCK is up !!



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    Jed's stock was never down, BAYBEAH!!!!

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  • lisabethur8
    Married, middleaged parttime housewife, Aqua-sun/Cap/Pisces/Taurus,married to,S
    female
    Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
    Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
    Posted by firebunny
    I read the entire post and made me think, "what's the point of this thread?"



    And now, I'm expecting more Jed stories in the days and weeks to come. But I think that this will be the last time I'll ever read a Jed thread.



    I read the entire post to see if indeed you will admit that you're lying to us. But you didn't. It still doesn't make a case for you though; as they say, "allegations without evidence are nothing."



    Not that the truth is anything important to me... What I was really bothered was that in every thread I read here, you always butt in with a "jed remark" no matter how irrelevant he is to the topic.



    And that is why I wanted you to shut up because you annoy the heck out of me. It doesn't reflect well on you either because all your threads and posts are about the very same person. That's not a good sign. It only means that you're obsessed with him. I advise you to look into yourself and find your good attributes because it seems that, without Jed, you're lifeless.










    I decided to unblock you for a few minutes because this was too funny. God bless my beautiful man's cooking, those crab quiches were divine but treetrunk I feel like a pregnant elephant carrying quadruplets right now. I guess I owe you an explanation on that block. See, I got tired of having my IQ drop by at least 50% every time I saw your latest thread title. So believe me when I tell you, honey, regardless how bad you think I am, you are 1000 times worse in every regard.



    As for what the point of this thread is or whether my boy exists, we've done this song & dance before and you came out worse for wear that time as well. Let me remind you how it went since it all still applies:



    I am not you. I am not an attention-starved nobody whose only literary contributions consist of nothing but figments of his imagination. I may have had a butter life so far, but I am no quitter and I will strive to do better every day. My boy is a big part of it because he's the one who gave me my second wind and I am forever grateful for that. And I will express that gratitude any and every way I can.



    I am not a pathetic feeble hobbit like you whose life is so painfully bland that it forces you to resort to lame as-treetrunk fiction to fit into the internet Wiggles crew in order to escape it. I deal with reality and I face it head on no matter what goes down - the hard, the bad and especially the good - I don't need to escape it. Besides, my reality is pretty damn good right now and I worked hard-af for it, thus I have no need for fiction. But your feeble life seems to depend on it, and in that way you're a total frikkin embarrassment to the male population.




    Btw, if you saw that ass of his, you'd be obsessed too. And at the very least I'm obsessed with a breathing living person, not with fiction like you. If internet died, YOU would die. But #DoubleJ got each other and our plethora of good qualities to keep us going during a technological apocalypse. So you should concern yourself more with receiving the psychological help you so sorrily need. Giving life advice when you got no game makes you look like a poser.



    "without Jed, you're lifeless" - I thought that was YOU. And, you wish. My confidence levels are where they should be. I got options, I just choose to decline them. You only got your hand & the fantasy in your diseased brain. But I digress.



    If I remember correctly, last time I ended it with one more fact:



    This is a public forum, not a personal butterpost board for your attention-starved schizophrenic mind. So you can join your DXP Wiggles and Go. treetrunk. Yourself.







    and if you ain't down with Jelle & Jed #DoubleJ







    This was highly amusing but back on the block you go. And if you excuse me



    staking early claim for #BurnOfTheYear award. Drinks are on me

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    Laughingomg that's so creative.

    Jed's STOCK is up !!

    Laughing

  • tiziani
    Venusian Gigolo
    Posted by hydorah
    SKYNET 1995 DXPNET(1995) (Direct To Video)

    This B-grade Terminator sequel attempted to mix the terminator movies with some matrix influence, with desastrous results.

    Synopsis: In 2025, 6 years after DXPNET stopped working under a deluge of flawed design choices, most of the users are either dead or finally gotten laid (except UVD -played by Joan Cusack-).
    A group of future mercenaries suddenly arrive from the future to reveal that DXPNET is still alive and has been learning about humans from their relationship threads and decided to exterminate mankind for this.
    Soon they get killed by cyborgs but they had time to activate a veteran squads of former DXP forumers, for the most dangerous mission of their life : find a way for the dead firebunny to father john connor in the future.
    hydorah(brion james), cuteboy(keith david), kraft (raymond cruz) among others must secure an old cache of bodybuilding magazines where reside the last traces of firebunny's DNA and bring it to the time machine.
    On their way, they get ambushed by other members turned cyborg, DonJohnson (al leong), theramine (christopher lambert) and fisk (linda fiorentino) but they manage to escape, only to come face to face with the real firebunny(billy drago) who was not dead and wants his magazines back before 9 pm . Only ands (Gilbert Gottfried reprising his award winning role) can thwart him
  • enfant_terrible
    "Leo Sun. Taur Asc. Cancer Moon
    32 years old male from United Consciousness of Yugoslavia
    "My Aries bf often has a man bun but there’s a reason he grows his hair out that long, he shaves it and donates his hair to cancer societies."
  • HeavyEntertainmentShow
    The Jed who cried Wolverine
    Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
    Posted by firebunny
    I read the entire post and made me think, "what's the point of this thread?"



    And now, I'm expecting more Jed stories in the days and weeks to come. But I think that this will be the last time I'll ever read a Jed thread.



    I read the entire post to see if indeed you will admit that you're lying to us. But you didn't. It still doesn't make a case for you though; as they say, "allegations without evidence are nothing."



    Not that the truth is anything important to me... What I was really bothered was that in every thread I read here, you always butt in with a "jed remark" no matter how irrelevant he is to the topic.



    And that is why I wanted you to shut up because you annoy the heck out of me. It doesn't reflect well on you either because all your threads and posts are about the very same person. That's not a good sign. It only means that you're obsessed with him. I advise you to look into yourself and find your good attributes because it seems that, without Jed, you're lifeless.










    I decided to unblock you for a few minutes because this was too funny. God bless my beautiful man's cooking, those crab quiches were divine but treetrunk I feel like a pregnant elephant carrying quadruplets right now. I guess I owe you an explanation on that block. See, I got tired of having my IQ drop by at least 50% every time I saw your latest thread title. So believe me when I tell you, honey, regardless how bad you think I am, you are 1000 times worse in every regard.



    As for what the point of this thread is or whether my boy exists, we've done this song & dance before and you came out worse for wear that time as well. Let me remind you how it went since it all still applies:



    I am not you. I am not an attention-starved nobody whose only literary contributions consist of nothing but figments of his imagination. I may have had a butter life so far, but I am no quitter and I will strive to do better every day. My boy is a big part of it because he's the one who gave me my second wind and I am forever grateful for that. And I will express that gratitude any and every way I can.



    I am not a pathetic feeble hobbit like you whose life is so painfully bland that it forces you to resort to lame as-treetrunk fiction to fit into the internet Wiggles crew in order to escape it. I deal with reality and I face it head on no matter what goes down - the hard, the bad and especially the good - I don't need to escape it. Besides, my reality is pretty damn good right now and I worked hard-af for it, thus I have no need for fiction. But your feeble life seems to depend on it, and in that way you're a total frikkin embarrassment to the male population.




    Btw, if you saw that ass of his, you'd be obsessed too. And at the very least I'm obsessed with a breathing living person, not with fiction like you. If internet died, YOU would die. But #DoubleJ got each other and our plethora of good qualities to keep us going during a technological apocalypse. So you should concern yourself more with receiving the psychological help you so sorrily need. Giving life advice when you got no game makes you look like a poser.



    "without Jed, you're lifeless" - I thought that was YOU. And, you wish. My confidence levels are where they should be. I got options, I just choose to decline them. You only got your hand & the fantasy in your diseased brain. But I digress.



    If I remember correctly, last time I ended it with one more fact:



    This is a public forum, not a personal butterpost board for your attention-starved schizophrenic mind. So you can join your DXP Wiggles and Go. treetrunk. Yourself.







    and if you ain't down with Jelle & Jed #DoubleJ







    This was highly amusing but back on the block you go. And if you excuse me

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    staking early claim for #BurnOfTheYear award. Drinks are on me

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  • Oak
    ♏♑♐
    Posted by Andalusia
    Posted by Arkansassy
    Depends..



    Define "SJW"..




    Single Jewish Woman click to expand
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  • Arkansassy
    Morality Police
    Posted by brianafay
    Posted by Arkansassy
    Posted by brianafay
    I’m sorry but I agree with others, a dope dick goes a long way






    Got it..





    What you're saying is to sprinkle some cocaine on your dick for her? click to expand
    Really couldn’t hurt click to expand
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