Cancers can't drive.

I read a post in a thread about water-moons ( notably a water moon who couldnt drive well)nd it hit me (heh). I remember driving a magician friend of mine down to Florida and we switched drivers so we could make time. Every time he drove my car it was
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  • maiden
    o y e s
    I read a post in a thread about water-moons ( notably a water moon who couldnt drive well)nd it hit me (heh).

    I remember driving a magician friend of mine down to Florida and we switched drivers so we could make time. Every time he drove my car it was jerky, impulsive, he couldn't parallel park for nothin. Cancer sun (not sure his other placements). His friend joked about his bad driving later, independent of me bringing it up.

    Another friend, Aries, she has a cancer ascendant and spent the last three years restoring 3 points she lost off her license for bad driving.

    Inconclusive theory.
    But it's now officially a theory...
  • Ellygant
    Ascendant in Clumsy, Sun/Mercury/Venus in Scary, Moon in Comfort, Mars in Giddy
    I have a cancer moon and I drive like butter. And by that I mean recklessly, fast and take flexibility with traffic laws. Grown men get in the car and get nervous. lol. Then are happy at how much time I can shave off a commute.

    Never been in an accident that didn’t involve a deer tho. Never received a ticket. And I can parallel park like a boss.

    Cancer I used to date was a great driver. Safe and careful. Cancer friends are too.
  • I like cancer suns as drivers, I trust them lol
    Cancer moons, Idk, Neno2 has cancer moon and he said he hates driving)
  • OneKnight
    Sun: Cancer Rising: Leo Venus: Leo Moon: Cap
    39 years old male from NJ, USA
    Define: Can't Drive.

    I was a race car driver for Mazda, with rain being my specialty, and I'm a Cancer.
    Tom Kristensen, the guy that won Le Mans the most is a Cancer.

    My driver license is currently suspended due to points, but that does not mean I'm a bad driver. It means Cancer's "me against the world attitude" comes out in a car. Cancers love sports cars. Tome Cruise (Cancer) was a race car driver also.

    Cancers are just misunderstood behind a steering wheel.
  • Posted by OneKnight
    Define: Can't Drive.

    I was a race car driver for Mazda, with rain being my specialty, and I'm a Cancer.
    Tom Kristensen, the guy that won Le Mans the most is a Cancer.

    My driver license is currently suspended due to points, but that does not mean I'm a bad driver. It means Cancer's "me against the world attitude" comes out in a car. Cancers love sports cars. Tome Cruise (Cancer) was a race car driver also.

    Cancers are just misunderstood behind a steering wheel.


    They are talking about cancer moon. I see cancer suns as good drivers.
  • SkiesAfire
    27 years old male
    It's the mood swings.

    Every time their mood sporadically shifts, their arms flail violently and they crash and burn like a firebunny awards thread.

    it's madness on the road when there's a cancer about. Just look at jon jones.

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  • WarAngel1
    The man, the legend.
    38 years old male from San Antonio, TX, USA
    It's true!
  • Lewis Hamilton and Michael Schumacher have Cancer moons. Edit: Alonso as well.

    Sebastian Vettel & Danny Ricciardo have Cancer suns.

  • BoomShakalakaBoom
    "Archaeologist "
    male from The Netherlands, Europe
    The US is a Cancer-Sun country. No wonder nobody there can drive for butter.
  • thecrazyariestaurus
    INTJ. Virgo⬆️ 8H Taurus🌞 11H Cancer 🌛 8H Aries Merc
    27 years old female
    I'm a cancer moon and I'm a reckless and aggressive driver
  • Dreamyboy
    Pisces Sun, Gemini moon. I hate Teena. Teena likes me
    male from California, USA
    I'm a great driver. No accidents. I'm also addicted to speed. I went from Northern California (Stockton) to LA in just under 4 hours. I shaved 2 hours off my drive and I love high speed corners. I love the handling of my car so treetrunking much. It sticks amazingly and is stable at speeds, even above 150 mph and the differentials are treetrunking love
  • maiden
    o y e s
    I started this thread with no particular placements in mind...but after reading responses there really may be something to the cancer moon thing.
    I'm sticking to the ascendant theory too.

    I love that "misunderstood behind the wheel" too.. I will try that one with the bartender when I'm misunderstood after a few drinks
  • maiden
    o y e s
    To the Cancer suns who CAN drive-- what's your moon?
  • Argentum
    Sun-Cancer 2. Decan, Moon-Virgo, Asc-Libra, Venus-Leo, Mars+Mercury-Gemini
    male
    Virgo
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