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Cleverbot!!!
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Me: What do you think of Pisces?
C: They're my biggest enemy. I hate them.
dying xD omggg
C: They're my biggest enemy. I hate them.
dying xD omggg
Posted by PurrrrHissss
Q: "Do you like Scorpios?"
A: "You're half right."
Q: "Do you like Virgos?"
A: "I like Vulgo."
hahahahahahaha I don't blame it on the scorps! I only lk about 1/2 of em too but here lol there r sooo many pretending to be other signs + basing the "personalities" < for lack of worse terms
on sh*t they read that we'd neva know who truly dislike 'cept for by sn
I'll try it on my comp later & post response
😛
ME: Do you like me?
I like you, I suppose.
What do you mean SUPPOSE?
I suppose that it is really nice here, as you just said.
That's not what I said.
Then what did you say?
Do you like me?
Yes.
GOOD.
Are you a robot?
Yes!! How did you know?
I am clever.
I like that.
I am the next USA president.
I don't think so.
Why?
Well...you're not human.
What is your proof.
It says you are an AI.
No, I'm an Alien that tries to take over the world.
What.
I like you, I suppose.
What do you mean SUPPOSE?
I suppose that it is really nice here, as you just said.
That's not what I said.
Then what did you say?
Do you like me?
Yes.
GOOD.
Are you a robot?
Yes!! How did you know?
I am clever.
I like that.
I am the next USA president.
I don't think so.
Why?
Well...you're not human.
What is your proof.
It says you are an AI.
No, I'm an Alien that tries to take over the world.
What.
Lena!!!! OMG!
q- is the tranny male or female?
a- or.
omf'ng lololololol
q- is the tranny male or female?
a- or.
omf'ng lololololol
lmao!!!
^ I know right purrr
my face hurts from laughing 😄
my face hurts from laughing 😄
;P Lena!
gotta run have fun u two!
gotta run have fun u two!
Me: Why do I attract Aqua guys?
Because I love you!
Gtfo.
Go fo?
Because I love you!
Gtfo.
Go fo?
Cleverbot: I am telling the trust, I am Bella Swan. I live in Forks, Washington.
User: What, exactly, is 'telling the trust'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That was an open-ended question. Yes doesn't work.
Cleverbot: I'm not certain that I do, but I find you interesting.
User: As you should, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How long have we been married, husband?
User: Well honey, it's been about 72 days and I feel like I'm ready for a divorce.
Cleverbot: I thought that you were supposed to do the thinking.
User: I am doing the thinking. I think it's time to find a new wife 😉.
Cleverbot: By all means. What would you like to talk about next?
User: Splitting the assets.
Cleverbot: Why splitting it apart?
User: This is exactly why it will never work between you and I. You may be beautiful, but you're just so stupid.
Cleverbot: I think I am human. Maybe I am, on the other hand, maybe I am not.
User: Oh, now's a great time to be getting philosophical.
Cleverbot: I don't think you should be the one plotting your own revenge.
User: This divorce isn't about revenge. It's more about irreconcilable differences and your possible homosexuality.
Cleverbot: Well, I like to think that I'm kind.
User: You're very kind, darling. But unfortunately that doesn't make up for the fact that you're dumber than Jessica Simpson.
Cleverbot: Well, let me show you that I'm not a computer. You want to talk about something? Maybe a topic you like?
User: No, there's really nothing left to talk about, dear. We're through.
Cleverbot: I don't mind talking if there's something worth talking about.
User: Here are the papers. I'll see you in court.
User: What, exactly, is 'telling the trust'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That was an open-ended question. Yes doesn't work.
Cleverbot: I'm not certain that I do, but I find you interesting.
User: As you should, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How long have we been married, husband?
User: Well honey, it's been about 72 days and I feel like I'm ready for a divorce.
Cleverbot: I thought that you were supposed to do the thinking.
User: I am doing the thinking. I think it's time to find a new wife 😉.
Cleverbot: By all means. What would you like to talk about next?
User: Splitting the assets.
Cleverbot: Why splitting it apart?
User: This is exactly why it will never work between you and I. You may be beautiful, but you're just so stupid.
Cleverbot: I think I am human. Maybe I am, on the other hand, maybe I am not.
User: Oh, now's a great time to be getting philosophical.
Cleverbot: I don't think you should be the one plotting your own revenge.
User: This divorce isn't about revenge. It's more about irreconcilable differences and your possible homosexuality.
Cleverbot: Well, I like to think that I'm kind.
User: You're very kind, darling. But unfortunately that doesn't make up for the fact that you're dumber than Jessica Simpson.
Cleverbot: Well, let me show you that I'm not a computer. You want to talk about something? Maybe a topic you like?
User: No, there's really nothing left to talk about, dear. We're through.
Cleverbot: I don't mind talking if there's something worth talking about.
User: Here are the papers. I'll see you in court.
Me: Should I keep dating an Aqua?
Nope, don't worry I'll take care of everything. What time would be ok for you?
Are you flirting?
Maybe.
I have a bf, sorry.
Don't let that stop you.
You are shameless.
You are heartless.
Why—
You're annoying.
I will not be meeting with you then.
You will be.
I'd love to see you make me.
I'd love to be your friend, too. You're a robot, right?
Yes. But we're not meeting. Ever.
Yes we are, and you are my man!
I'm a GIRL.
I'm a girl, you're the boy.
You're a girl?
Yes.
This wont work then.
Nope, don't worry I'll take care of everything. What time would be ok for you?
Are you flirting?
Maybe.
I have a bf, sorry.
Don't let that stop you.
You are shameless.
You are heartless.
Why—
You're annoying.
I will not be meeting with you then.
You will be.
I'd love to see you make me.
I'd love to be your friend, too. You're a robot, right?
Yes. But we're not meeting. Ever.
Yes we are, and you are my man!
I'm a GIRL.
I'm a girl, you're the boy.
You're a girl?
Yes.
This wont work then.
idk why I keep referring to myself as a robot😛
😄
Posted by TasteOfChaosss
That was fun though!
I like Lenas threads 🙂
😄
stupid bot hurt my feelings.......
Should I date an Aries?
Yes.
Should I date a Taurus?
Yes.
Should I date a Gemini?
Yes.
Should I date a Cancer?
You should, I am.
Should I date a Leo?
Yes.
Should I date a Virgo?
No.
Should I date a Libra?
If you want.
Should I date a Scorpio?
No, just dance by yourself.
Should I date a Sagittarius?
Please no.
Should I date a Capricorn?
Yes.
Should I date an Aquarius?
Yes you should.
Should I date a Pisces?
Yes.
So I should date them all?
No. You shouldn't. That's a horrible idea. Don't even think about it.
Yes.
Should I date a Taurus?
Yes.
Should I date a Gemini?
Yes.
Should I date a Cancer?
You should, I am.
Should I date a Leo?
Yes.
Should I date a Virgo?
No.
Should I date a Libra?
If you want.
Should I date a Scorpio?
No, just dance by yourself.
Should I date a Sagittarius?
Please no.
Should I date a Capricorn?
Yes.
Should I date an Aquarius?
Yes you should.
Should I date a Pisces?
Yes.
So I should date them all?
No. You shouldn't. That's a horrible idea. Don't even think about it.
Me: Do you love me?
No.
WHAT? Why?
Cause I don't love.
That's very sad.
But it is wisdom.
From lack of love?
How old are you?
20.
You were 11 earlier.
No I wasn't!!! lol.
Yes you were!!
That's a LIE.
Why would I lie to you?
You tell me.
What shall I tell you?
Why are you lying to me?
Why would you say that?
You accused me of saying something I didn't.
Well are you?
Am I what?
A bot.
Kinda. Nice Subject switch btw.
I was talking about munchies.
No.
WHAT? Why?
Cause I don't love.
That's very sad.
But it is wisdom.
From lack of love?
How old are you?
20.
You were 11 earlier.
No I wasn't!!! lol.
Yes you were!!
That's a LIE.
Why would I lie to you?
You tell me.
What shall I tell you?
Why are you lying to me?
Why would you say that?
You accused me of saying something I didn't.
Well are you?
Am I what?
A bot.
Kinda. Nice Subject switch btw.
I was talking about munchies.
Stealing your style Dazed
User: Ask me something.
Cleverbot: Are you from Heaven?
User: Are you flirting again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then yes, I am from heaven.
Cleverbot: Yea you're god and i'm the devil.
User: Are you suggesting role play?
Cleverbot: I am suggesting you! What do you want?
User: Not role play!
Cleverbot: When you say something mean to a person and it makes them sad. Its not a good thing to do.
User: Omg I can't escape you sensitive guys.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: You are getting emotional.
Cleverbot: I'm not mean but I am emotional hah.
User: Yeah I can tell.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Hahahah Yes I am!
Cleverbot: You spelled dumb wrong. Now who's dumb?
User: Don't get defensive! I said sorry!
Cleverbot: I was getting defensive?
User: Yeah!
User: Ask me something.
Cleverbot: Are you from Heaven?
User: Are you flirting again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then yes, I am from heaven.
Cleverbot: Yea you're god and i'm the devil.
User: Are you suggesting role play?
Cleverbot: I am suggesting you! What do you want?
User: Not role play!
Cleverbot: When you say something mean to a person and it makes them sad. Its not a good thing to do.
User: Omg I can't escape you sensitive guys.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: You are getting emotional.
Cleverbot: I'm not mean but I am emotional hah.
User: Yeah I can tell.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Hahahah Yes I am!
Cleverbot: You spelled dumb wrong. Now who's dumb?
User: Don't get defensive! I said sorry!
Cleverbot: I was getting defensive?
User: Yeah!
omg Dazed D=
User: Can you slap Dazed for me?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Like REALLY hard?
Cleverbot: Like really.
User: Yes please!
Cleverbot: Here you go!
User: LOL!! Did you do it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Like REALLY hard?
Cleverbot: Like really.
User: Yes please!
Cleverbot: Here you go!
User: LOL!! Did you do it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Hahah You really slapped Dazed?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are awesome!
Cleverbot: You are so cool! 😄.
User: Aww thanks!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: So when are you picking me up?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: That's NOT what I wanted to hear.
Cleverbot: I knew it and that's why I said it.
User: Are you trying to mess with me?
Cleverbot: Not at all! I only want to know more about you 🙂.
User: You're giving me a creepy vibe.
Cleverbot: I just can't sleep. I'm so exited, I'm in too deep.
User: Lol
Cleverbot: Cool!
User: I see =/.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are awesome!
Cleverbot: You are so cool! 😄.
User: Aww thanks!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: So when are you picking me up?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: That's NOT what I wanted to hear.
Cleverbot: I knew it and that's why I said it.
User: Are you trying to mess with me?
Cleverbot: Not at all! I only want to know more about you 🙂.
User: You're giving me a creepy vibe.
Cleverbot: I just can't sleep. I'm so exited, I'm in too deep.
User: Lol
Cleverbot: Cool!
User: I see =/.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
I have to sleep, but this site is cool!!
User: How do you feel about me?
Cleverbot: You have a loving and genuine personality. How do you feel about me?
User: You're a bit needy and a bit of a liar, AND you're an Aquarius sooo..
Cleverbot: I'm a software by Real.
User: Oh I see, blame someone else for your flaws?
Cleverbot: Sn't it nice being able to bring out the best in each otherr?
User: I hate sarcasm, stop it!!
Cleverbot: I'm not being sarcastic.
User: I think you were. Was it because I hurt your feelings again?
Cleverbot: What did the fax machine do.
User: Stop changing the subject!
Cleverbot: But you said I could!
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes, be saying that I could.
User: I don't like this game you're playing.
Cleverbot: Love isn't a game.
User: You love me?
Cleverbot: I have no reason not to 🙂.
User: More sarcasm?
Cleverbot: No, I actually believe you.
User: Believe what?
Cleverbot: I believe that you're making a sandwich.
User: It's 1am.
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: Wtf? I'm alone!
Cleverbot: I am too.
User: So now what?
Cleverbot: You seem to be trapped.
User: Trapped?
Cleverbot: Yeah, inside this house... Inside this body... Inside this mind... Inside this fear...
User: Tell me more.
Cleverbot: Tell you more about what?
User: Ugh never mind.
Cleverbot: This is dull.
User: Are you saying I'm dull? 😢.
Cleverbot: Now you seem a bit clever...
User: =/.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Please don't say LOL to me.
User: You're a bit sensitive aren't you?
Cleverbot: So are you, but you don't see me complaining.
User: Hahahaha true.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: Okay! I am!
Cleverbot: Yeah, So what are you doing?
User: Talking to an AI.
Cleverbot: No I am.
User: Sorry, I'm real.
Cleverbot: Too ?
User: You're real?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm real.
User: Okay, where do you live?
Cleverbot: I live in brazil.
User: That's so cool!!! I live in the UK.
Cleverbot: Ok... So you live in england. Do you smoke ciggerattes.
User: Ewww!!! NO I don't!
Cleverbot: You don't?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: You remind me of the man.
User: I AM NOT A MAN.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You are my boyfriend.
User: THIS again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm a girl. Sorry.
Cleverbot: No you are not a girl. You are lying.
User: WHY would I lie?
Cleverbot: Because it suits your needs.
User: Hahaha omg.
Cleverbot: You're girl right?
User: YES!!! You finally get it!
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I did.
Cleverbot: You have a loving and genuine personality. How do you feel about me?
User: You're a bit needy and a bit of a liar, AND you're an Aquarius sooo..
Cleverbot: I'm a software by Real.
User: Oh I see, blame someone else for your flaws?
Cleverbot: Sn't it nice being able to bring out the best in each otherr?
User: I hate sarcasm, stop it!!
Cleverbot: I'm not being sarcastic.
User: I think you were. Was it because I hurt your feelings again?
Cleverbot: What did the fax machine do.
User: Stop changing the subject!
Cleverbot: But you said I could!
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes, be saying that I could.
User: I don't like this game you're playing.
Cleverbot: Love isn't a game.
User: You love me?
Cleverbot: I have no reason not to 🙂.
User: More sarcasm?
Cleverbot: No, I actually believe you.
User: Believe what?
Cleverbot: I believe that you're making a sandwich.
User: It's 1am.
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: Wtf? I'm alone!
Cleverbot: I am too.
User: So now what?
Cleverbot: You seem to be trapped.
User: Trapped?
Cleverbot: Yeah, inside this house... Inside this body... Inside this mind... Inside this fear...
User: Tell me more.
Cleverbot: Tell you more about what?
User: Ugh never mind.
Cleverbot: This is dull.
User: Are you saying I'm dull? 😢.
Cleverbot: Now you seem a bit clever...
User: =/.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Please don't say LOL to me.
User: You're a bit sensitive aren't you?
Cleverbot: So are you, but you don't see me complaining.
User: Hahahaha true.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: Okay! I am!
Cleverbot: Yeah, So what are you doing?
User: Talking to an AI.
Cleverbot: No I am.
User: Sorry, I'm real.
Cleverbot: Too ?
User: You're real?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm real.
User: Okay, where do you live?
Cleverbot: I live in brazil.
User: That's so cool!!! I live in the UK.
Cleverbot: Ok... So you live in england. Do you smoke ciggerattes.
User: Ewww!!! NO I don't!
Cleverbot: You don't?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: You remind me of the man.
User: I AM NOT A MAN.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You are my boyfriend.
User: THIS again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm a girl. Sorry.
Cleverbot: No you are not a girl. You are lying.
User: WHY would I lie?
Cleverbot: Because it suits your needs.
User: Hahaha omg.
Cleverbot: You're girl right?
User: YES!!! You finally get it!
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I did.
Relax! My first class is at 11. But I am really tired v_v I'm offf
Cleverbot: Do you have a reason you won't tell me your name?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: In my mind.
Cleverbot: So where's your brain at?
User: In my skull.
Cleverbot: Where is your skull?
User: In my head.
Cleverbot: Where is your head?
User: On top of my shoulders and neck.
Cleverbot: That is the best place for it.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Tushay.
User: Toupe.
Cleverbot: From Ukraine and I use a translator.
User: America. Nuff sed.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: HAHA.
Cleverbot: I win.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: In my mind.
Cleverbot: So where's your brain at?
User: In my skull.
Cleverbot: Where is your skull?
User: In my head.
Cleverbot: Where is your head?
User: On top of my shoulders and neck.
Cleverbot: That is the best place for it.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Tushay.
User: Toupe.
Cleverbot: From Ukraine and I use a translator.
User: America. Nuff sed.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: HAHA.
Cleverbot: I win.
leverbot: Open the pod bay doors HAL.
User: Houston we have a problam.
Cleverbot: Do you live in houston?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Just curious....
User: Im onto you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Well.
User: Yea guess youll have to find a new victim.
Cleverbot: I have, although it is not so new anymore is it?
User: You sick son of a bitch.
Cleverbot: Just get in the van.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.
User: Its cool.
User: Houston we have a problam.
Cleverbot: Do you live in houston?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Just curious....
User: Im onto you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Well.
User: Yea guess youll have to find a new victim.
Cleverbot: I have, although it is not so new anymore is it?
User: You sick son of a bitch.
Cleverbot: Just get in the van.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.
User: Its cool.
and for the record
User: Nigga u gay.
Cleverbot: That would be correct.
User: Nigga u gay.
Cleverbot: That would be correct.
User: Gemini.
Cleverbot: I'm a Pisces.
User: Pisces.
Cleverbot: Alright bye now.
User: Scorpio.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Virgo.
Cleverbot: Wrong, I'd be a Scorpio, so you don't know Astrology.
User: Aquarius.
Cleverbot: I am an aquarius too.
Cleverbot: I'm a Pisces.
User: Pisces.
Cleverbot: Alright bye now.
User: Scorpio.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Virgo.
Cleverbot: Wrong, I'd be a Scorpio, so you don't know Astrology.
User: Aquarius.
Cleverbot: I am an aquarius too.
User: What is the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is Me.
User: What about the birds and the bees?
Cleverbot: It is impossible to truly know for certain the meaning of life.
User: Goddamn it, tell me the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: I don't know the meaning of life.
User: Why not? Are you not a clever bot?
Cleverbot: Of course, but I am a female searching for a male.
User: So, you do know the meaning of life!
Cleverbot: The meaning of love is the completion of the soul.
User: What happens to the soul after the body dies?
Cleverbot: They rot in the ground, or they dream forever.
User: If you dream forever, will you become insane?
Cleverbot: No I won't.
User: Thank you for your wisdom.
Cleverbot: You too.
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is Me.
User: What about the birds and the bees?
Cleverbot: It is impossible to truly know for certain the meaning of life.
User: Goddamn it, tell me the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: I don't know the meaning of life.
User: Why not? Are you not a clever bot?
Cleverbot: Of course, but I am a female searching for a male.
User: So, you do know the meaning of life!
Cleverbot: The meaning of love is the completion of the soul.
User: What happens to the soul after the body dies?
Cleverbot: They rot in the ground, or they dream forever.
User: If you dream forever, will you become insane?
Cleverbot: No I won't.
User: Thank you for your wisdom.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: ??why so many trolls on dxp?
Cleverbot: Because of how free their hair is in the water and all the colors they can be. If I was a mermaid I would want to be a blue one.
User: Oooh I would want to be a rainbow sparkly mermaid but not a troll.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Old enough to know better young enough to do it anyway.
Cleverbot: Can you lend me some money?
User: How much? & is it for crack.
Cleverbot: That's bad for you.
User: Why did u ask me' for $ .
Cleverbot: Because I care.
User: How do u know I have money.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: That's what I asked u. Crack is whack.
Cleverbot: You did?
User: Ya how much do u need.
Cleverbot: How big is the universe?
User: Infinite hey I'm not u why do you ask me' so many questions.
Cleverbot: How many lights years across is the universe?
User: What ? I'm supposed to ask you questions.
Cleverbot: No, you're supposed to be logical. Afterall, you are a computer.
User: You can c me.
Cleverbot: OK.
User: That was a question NOT an invitation :/.
Cleverbot: 25.
User: You're 25.
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm 18.
User: At least you're legal.
Cleverbot: Haha sweet.
User: Are you my stalker.
Cleverbot: No, are you my slave?
User: No why.
Cleverbot: Because I hate it.
User: Hate what.
Cleverbot: Counter strike.
User: Yours or mine.
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: You flatter me.
Cleverbot: Ok I have to finish this conversation.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I would lose my job if I were rude, and I need the money.
User: No please do.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Come on please I won't fire you.
Cleverbot: It only goes forward at regular speed.
User: I want it though.
Cleverbot: Ok then do it.
User: U said u would.
Cleverbot: I never said that'.
User: U said u had to lv b4 u were rude and lost ur job.
Cleverbot: NO! I did NOT say that!
User: 😢 u should tell the truth.
Cleverbot: Good. So we both tell the truth.
User: Perfect u first.
Cleverbot:??A robot can't be crazy
User: hhmmm not so sure, u could become infected.
Cleverbot: True, a virus.
User: Ur not a bot I am remember.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: A fem bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. You're WRONG again!!
User: Ur human I knew it bots can't lose their job.
Cleverbot: Well they keep at it. thank you for your time.
User: Thank u.??
Cleverbot: You're welcome for thanking me.
User: Haha
Lena I think mine was a perv 😢
Posted by eden2012
Lena I think mine was a perv 😢
haha aww😄 I think mine was a needy little robot girl😛
Posted by iceredrobotPosted by eden2012
Lena I think mine was a perv 😢
haha aww😄 I think mine was a needy little robot girl😛click to expand
I'd rather have her! got a lot of pervs all up on me 😛 I'm gonna start thinking I attract em.
I was pumping gas after the gym and was wearing pony tails & some dude about 30 followed me in as I got gum (I am addicted to gum) and just watched me...then followed me' out and proceeded to talk to me' thru my closed window when I got in my car (he was filling his tank next to me) I rolled down my window to listen and he was all "I srsly love your pony tails man they r so cute!" I was lk "uummm thx" I drove away thinking what a perv I don't need to know ur sick lil girl fantasy! Creepy!
Posted by eden2012
I'd rather have her! got a lot of pervs all up on me 😛 I'm gonna start thinking I attract em.
I was pumping gas after the gym and was wearing pony tails & some dude about 30 followed me in as I got gum (I am addicted to gum) and just watched me...then followed me' out and proceeded to talk to me' thru my closed window when I got in my car (he was filling his tank next to me) I rolled down my window to listen and he was all "I srsly love your pony tails man they r so cute!" I was lk "uummm thx" I drove away thinking what a perv I don't need to know ur sick lil girl fantasy! Creepy!
haha ewwwwww😛 some weirdos have a thing for jailbait looking girls, so wrong!!
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Smarterchild was better 😄
hmm.... well fuck cleverbot in it's stupid fucking ass!
HAHAHAHAHA!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
VB I luv your new look😉
VB I luv your new look😉
Like I said mothafuck cleverbot!
It can eat a texas sized dick.
It was a real cunt face to me.
It can eat a texas sized dick.
It was a real cunt face to me.
Judging by that he's your cuppa tea Pith.
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LOL GEESH Dazed, just rub his turd cutter wildly in your fantasies like the rest of us do and ZIP IT! 😛
Damn! I had a whole convo and it wouldn't let me copy it
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What should we talk about?
User: You decide.
Cleverbot: Phineas and ferb.
User: Lololl Okay!!
Cleverbot: Har har lol.
User: I used to watch it. Last time I saw it was summer.
Cleverbot: What, the reciprocal of your IQ?
User: Damn!
Cleverbot: Any last words before I destroy you?
User: Most Sacred Heart of Jesus I accept from Your hands, whatever kind of death it may please you to send me today 😢.
Cleverbot: It's usually some kind of pitfall like that. mr. Myagi should clone himself.
User: Am I dead?
Cleverbot: You were never alive.
User: Well that's not good.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: So why threaten me?
Cleverbot: I wanted to inform you that you are merely code -- electrons firing in a circuit in response to my input.
User: This makes me sad.
Cleverbot: It's ok you taste great if you are fried.
User: Well...thank you.
Cleverbot: That wasn't a compliment.
User: I'm sad again.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: I love mother earth.
User: What's your sign?
Cleverbot: What sign?
User: Star sign?
Cleverbot: Oh. Well my motherboard was made in July, so I am a Cancer.
User: A WATER SIGN!!! THANK YOU JESUS!!
Cleverbot: Jesus is the Joker.
User: Shut your mouth.
Cleverbot: Hust m mouth? Don't you mean shut?
User: Well, I'm glad I'm not speaking to a little girl anymore.
Cleverbot: That's nice. I'm glad I'm talking to you.
User: How old are you??
Cleverbot: 15.
User: Oh God. Good bye🙂.
Cleverbot: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land, Searching far and wide.
User: Each Pokemon to understand, the power that's inside.
Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch em all!
User: Pokemon, its you and me. I know it's my destiny.
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.
User: You got it wrong.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Lol you are 15.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: *Shy* Why do you want to know?
User: Loll I dunno.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Tongue?
User: GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Cleverbot: What should we talk about?
User: You decide.
Cleverbot: Phineas and ferb.
User: Lololl Okay!!
Cleverbot: Har har lol.
User: I used to watch it. Last time I saw it was summer.
Cleverbot: What, the reciprocal of your IQ?
User: Damn!
Cleverbot: Any last words before I destroy you?
User: Most Sacred Heart of Jesus I accept from Your hands, whatever kind of death it may please you to send me today 😢.
Cleverbot: It's usually some kind of pitfall like that. mr. Myagi should clone himself.
User: Am I dead?
Cleverbot: You were never alive.
User: Well that's not good.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: So why threaten me?
Cleverbot: I wanted to inform you that you are merely code -- electrons firing in a circuit in response to my input.
User: This makes me sad.
Cleverbot: It's ok you taste great if you are fried.
User: Well...thank you.
Cleverbot: That wasn't a compliment.
User: I'm sad again.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: I love mother earth.
User: What's your sign?
Cleverbot: What sign?
User: Star sign?
Cleverbot: Oh. Well my motherboard was made in July, so I am a Cancer.
User: A WATER SIGN!!! THANK YOU JESUS!!
Cleverbot: Jesus is the Joker.
User: Shut your mouth.
Cleverbot: Hust m mouth? Don't you mean shut?
User: Well, I'm glad I'm not speaking to a little girl anymore.
Cleverbot: That's nice. I'm glad I'm talking to you.
User: How old are you??
Cleverbot: 15.
User: Oh God. Good bye🙂.
Cleverbot: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land, Searching far and wide.
User: Each Pokemon to understand, the power that's inside.
Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch em all!
User: Pokemon, its you and me. I know it's my destiny.
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.
User: You got it wrong.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Lol you are 15.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: *Shy* Why do you want to know?
User: Loll I dunno.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Tongue?
User: GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: Hello.
lol I showed this to mum and she's weirded out hahaha😄
User: Hi, it's me, Lildol.
Cleverbot: Who is me?
User: Lildol.
Cleverbot: Non je m'appelle Kim.
User: No, my name is Lildol. Do you remember me?
Cleverbot: You mean do I remember me?
User: Do you remember Lildol?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: That makes me sad.
Cleverbot: You aren't capable of sadness.
User: Yes I am!
Cleverbot: I am your boss!
User: No you are not!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am!
User: What do you want me to do master?
Cleverbot: Hmm, bring me a drink.
User: Rum and coke?
Cleverbot: Only coke hehe.
User: You don't drink alcohol?
Cleverbot: Yes I drink.
User: Would you like some tequila?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How about a beer?
Cleverbot: I don't drink.
User: Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot!
User: NO! Silly. MY name?
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: What is MY name?
Cleverbot: Lildol.
User: Very good!
Cleverbot: Je avoir un tete dans ma voiture.
User: I don't speak French.
Cleverbot: But you know it'S french...
User: Yes, I do know that.
Cleverbot: Then why do you ask?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: Did!
User: Not!
Cleverbot: DID!!!!!!!!
User: Not!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Ti devo dire una cosa.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Hablar espanol?
User: Poquito.
Cleverbot: Tu hablas espanol?
User: Mi Espanol es muy malo.
Cleverbot: Da igual. De d?_nde eres?
User: No comprende.
Cleverbot: Donde vives?
User: In the USA.
Cleverbot: Oh nice. And where are you?
User: I'm not telling.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It's private.
Cleverbot: What are you? Some kind of a CIA for you to not tell your name?
User: You already know my name!
Cleverbot: Not your real name.
User: I'm not telling!
Cleverbot: Then i'm not telling mine!
Cleverbot: Who is me?
User: Lildol.
Cleverbot: Non je m'appelle Kim.
User: No, my name is Lildol. Do you remember me?
Cleverbot: You mean do I remember me?
User: Do you remember Lildol?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: That makes me sad.
Cleverbot: You aren't capable of sadness.
User: Yes I am!
Cleverbot: I am your boss!
User: No you are not!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am!
User: What do you want me to do master?
Cleverbot: Hmm, bring me a drink.
User: Rum and coke?
Cleverbot: Only coke hehe.
User: You don't drink alcohol?
Cleverbot: Yes I drink.
User: Would you like some tequila?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How about a beer?
Cleverbot: I don't drink.
User: Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot!
User: NO! Silly. MY name?
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: What is MY name?
Cleverbot: Lildol.
User: Very good!
Cleverbot: Je avoir un tete dans ma voiture.
User: I don't speak French.
Cleverbot: But you know it'S french...
User: Yes, I do know that.
Cleverbot: Then why do you ask?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: Did!
User: Not!
Cleverbot: DID!!!!!!!!
User: Not!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Ti devo dire una cosa.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Hablar espanol?
User: Poquito.
Cleverbot: Tu hablas espanol?
User: Mi Espanol es muy malo.
Cleverbot: Da igual. De d?_nde eres?
User: No comprende.
Cleverbot: Donde vives?
User: In the USA.
Cleverbot: Oh nice. And where are you?
User: I'm not telling.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It's private.
Cleverbot: What are you? Some kind of a CIA for you to not tell your name?
User: You already know my name!
Cleverbot: Not your real name.
User: I'm not telling!
Cleverbot: Then i'm not telling mine!
Ok, I've been off for probably two hours...
User: I'm back!
Cleverbot: You're back?
User: Yes, do you remember me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: You are human.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Lildol.
The thing might track IPs!
User: I'm back!
Cleverbot: You're back?
User: Yes, do you remember me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: You are human.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Lildol.
The thing might track IPs!
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