Here's to...

The lazy treetrunking bleepS of the world. who wake my treetrunking ass up at 0130 partying, but get treetrunking GRUMPY when my ass wants to VACUUM THE treetrunkING butter OUT OF MY treetrunkING DOMICILE at 1530, after being AWAKE FOR FOURTEEN treetrunkING HOURS. cookiemonster I treetrunkING PLA
Dude, what happened to you? You got married and turned into this grey treetrunking cloud every time you post here now.

Everything okay??
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The lazy treetrunking bleepS of the world. who wake my treetrunking ass up at 0130 partying, but get treetrunking GRUMPY when my ass wants to VACUUM THE treetrunkING butter OUT OF MY treetrunkING DOMICILE at 1530, after being AWAKE FOR FOURTEEN treetrunkING HOURS.

cookiemonster I treetrunkING PLANNED TO SUCK butter OUT OF MY CARPET TODAY. I DIDN'T PLAN TO GET WOKEN UP BY YOUR TRASHY ASS PARTY, HO.


I think I'm in love with you 😍😍😍

I have had some bad neighbors over the years. The worst was the one who played and sung gospel music at all godly hours. Id start blasting Metallica in retaliation.
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@thetinman
You've replied to my 'beauty' post in powder room, moron!
Saw me flipping out?


What beauty post??




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@thetinman
You've replied to my 'beauty' post in powder room, moron!
Saw me flipping out?


What beauty post??




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@thetinman
You've replied to my 'beauty' post in powder room, moron!
Saw me flipping out?


What beauty post??































































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Yes, I'm treetrunking challenging your millennial ass.


Online?

Did you actually say anything to the people who were partying? Or did you just come online and vent about it?


cookiemonster please. stop trying to be deep using words like "online" and "vent"

treetrunkin' whatever yo
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You obviously have issues since you couldn't answer the questions and resort to an ad hominem fallacy. I now wonder if there is a grain of truth to what you stated earlier.

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There's a non emergency police number you can call in noise complaints. Usually after 11 on week days they will come out and give a warning/citation.

A few years ago I rented a house that sat on a lot with 3 other houses. The neighbors would smoke and drink right next to our bedroom windows and be super loud on week nights. It was unbearable.


Calling non emergency (meaning police I assume) is not only the punk way to go about it. People still gonna continue to party and get loud all throughout the night anyway. So why not take matters into your own hands? Is that what you do in situations, is contact the authorities?



Yes. Because I'm not trying to be a vigilante.


What about your Gemini man? He gone call the police too? Like he won't protect you? If this the case then why bother with a Gemini man.



Anyways I don't rely on the men in my life to solve problems I can solve myself.


What if an intruder invade your home and try to steal whatever valuables he see in the house. With you in the house. And since you said you don't need men in your life to solve problems you can't solve yourself. Are you still gonna call the police or solve the problem on your own by grabbing a kitchen knife and stab him?



There's nothing I own that's more valuable than my life. They can take my stuff, I have renters insurance.

I live in a nice area though. And they'd have to go through the main house to get to me in the guest house. I'm not worried.

I'd also like to point out that you don't need a dick to pull a trigger. Come at me bro.


No. What's your moon sign?
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No to what?? I'm not getting...
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Bro i will work at weekends so I'm expecting the worse already when they set concerts late near here lol
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Next time call over with homemade brownies laced with valium.


Lmao 😂


...or even better arsenic
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I called the police when the neighbours were being disruptive past the appropriate hour.
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Lazy people can't party. That's like the complete opposite of being lazy.



cookiemonster go home.
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Or I could just stay here

Someone sounds a little fussy.

Sounds like someone's needs a nap lol.

Brb, let me go grab some warm milk and a story so I can tuck you in.
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bukowski is right
I put my car alarm on at 5 am Friday morning. Cuz the drunk idiot that was blasting grease Thursday night, at 3am wouldn't listen when I asked him to turn it down.
my toes do not twinkle.
Posted by Soul
Lazy people can't party. That's like the complete opposite of being lazy.



cookiemonster go home.
my toes do not twinkle.
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u sound like those ppl that send complaints to tv channels to report that line with a curse word


you treetrunking sound like you're treetrunking smoking some good treetrunking butter.

stop being selfish, and stop making me treetrunking jealous


og skywalker and a progressed aries sun
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i dunno wtf you're talking about.
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but i'm gonna go progress my ass towards the remote and youtube some forensic files.
Lazy people can't party. That's like the complete opposite of being lazy.
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