The Peremptory DXP Awards 2017

Ummm so... This is an annual tradition here on DXP but, sadly, nobody has volunteered to host this event. But since I'm an "earthy" Virgo, I cannot let this year pass without this ceremony taking place. You know, I like traditions. And so, I decided
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by SmeWman
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
I vote:

- @Chang = for Sorriest Sumcookiemonster of the decade.
- @Firebunny = for Sorriest "Robin" of the decade.
- @itsmeroman @clouds @SmeWman @hydorah = for Sorriest Wannabes of the decade.
- @Mona_Machiavelli = for Sorriest Man-hater of the year.
- @gemitati = for Stinkiest Vulva of the known world.
- @LittleFairy = for Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the month.
- @LibraMudra = for Warrior Princess of the year.
- @OCJack aka Terramine = for Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate.
- @TheRabbit = for Comeback of the Year.
- @Sendintheclowns = Sexiest treetrunk of the century.

Too many to choose from for CC, so I'll leave that to you chumpstains.

I reserve the right to edit my votes later.

PS: your award titles SUCK. No creativity or imagination whatsoever which is why YOU suck as a host.

@Ravishing = for Most Likely To Grab You By The kitty 2017.


😐 I can't believe I got grouped in with a bunch of peasants.


Yeah but takes a peasant to know a peasant


Lol I knew you'd respond 😘
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My chanclas have your back bae
ItsMeRoman
female
battered housewife fupa rising
Posted by SmeWman
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
I vote:

- @Chang = for Sorriest Sumcookiemonster of the decade.
- @Firebunny = for Sorriest "Robin" of the decade.
- @itsmeroman @clouds @SmeWman @hydorah = for Sorriest Wannabes of the decade.
- @Mona_Machiavelli = for Sorriest Man-hater of the year.
- @gemitati = for Stinkiest Vulva of the known world.
- @LittleFairy = for Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the month.
- @LibraMudra = for Warrior Princess of the year.
- @OCJack aka Terramine = for Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate.
- @TheRabbit = for Comeback of the Year.
- @Sendintheclowns = Sexiest treetrunk of the century.

Too many to choose from for CC, so I'll leave that to you chumpstains.

I reserve the right to edit my votes later.

PS: your award titles SUCK. No creativity or imagination whatsoever which is why YOU suck as a host.

@Ravishing = for Most Likely To Grab You By The kitty 2017.


😐 I can't believe I got grouped in with a bunch of peasants.


Yeah but takes a peasant to know a peasant
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Lol I knew you'd respond 😘
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Where is best female and male predator



Mr.pinchy and caramelisedonion
Posted by HearttofTopaz
Everyone check the bottom of your chanclas

I smell butter


I smell some awkward
#awkwardchanclas
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
I vote:

- @Chang = for Sorriest Sumcookiemonster of the decade.
- @Firebunny = for Sorriest "Robin" of the decade.
- @itsmeroman @clouds @SmeWman @hydorah = for Sorriest Wannabes of the decade.
- @Mona_Machiavelli = for Sorriest Man-hater of the year.
- @gemitati = for Stinkiest Vulva of the known world.
- @LittleFairy = for Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the month.
- @LibraMudra = for Warrior Princess of the year.
- @OCJack aka Terramine = for Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate.
- @TheRabbit = for Comeback of the Year.
- @Sendintheclowns = Sexiest treetrunk of the century.

Too many to choose from for CC, so I'll leave that to you chumpstains.

I reserve the right to edit my votes later.

PS: your award titles SUCK. No creativity or imagination whatsoever which is why YOU suck as a host.

@Ravishing = for Most Likely To Grab You By The kitty 2017.


😐 I can't believe I got grouped in with a bunch of peasants.
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Yeah but takes a peasant to know a peasant
ItsMeRoman
female
battered housewife fupa rising
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Posted by clouds
Of course he would make his longest post ever. His dxp career was at stake. Blackphase is the only person here worth justifying yourself to. Once she goes off on you with the might of a scorpio moon #itsover


Moon heavyweight of the industry.

I’ve been waiting for this day. When I saw her quoting him I could almost taste the blood that was to be shed.

I was already preparing the popcorn gifs. And then it happened, the greatest cop out I’ve seen.

The ands lives on to die another day.
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Sometimes you scare me 😳
hydorah
45 years old male
top of the shelf
lol @clouds still salty against blackphase
tiziani
We #DXPIL Responsibly
Posted by clouds
Of course he would make his longest post ever. His dxp career was at stake. Blackphase is the only person here worth justifying yourself to. Once she goes off on you with the might of a scorpio moon #itsover


Moon heavyweight of the industry.
ItsMeRoman
female
battered housewife fupa rising
I'm blaming the firebunny for damnata having to take over the awards to avoid a complete and utter awards season disaster this year.

It's all your fault you little fluff ball from hell.
Teena
female
# Responsible Indulgence
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Posted by Chang
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Posted by Chang
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Posted by Chang
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Posted by Chang
I nominate twinkletoes as user most likely to get into a fight with a parking meter


Parking meters don't go out of their way to poke at people in order to trigger a reaction Ands... He may not be the best at managing his reactions, but it surely doesn't make it any easier when you have someone calling you out to entice an argument all the time..


I called him out once

...in a light hearted shoe thread

However it goes deeper than that

Let me tell you guys the story

Once a long long time ago

Twinkletoes was a troll that posted autistically

Then something in his loins stirred

Twas the curried scent of a Scorpio woman

Twinkletoes didn’t know what to do

He spent two years trolling in between TP reports

How was he gonna engage her

So he started slowly talking to people

“treetrunk USB cables and HDMI thread”

Then finally when people realized he was a real person

He mustered the courage to slide into the Curry Princess’ PMs

Little did he know her Curryness brought all the Boys to the yard

Then all of a sudden here comes Ands ready to start his day with the breezy insouciance he types with

He smells blood or is it bludh

Hey twinkletoes I read your PMs to the Curry Princess

Twinkletoes felt something in his hip

Oh that’s just his gout

He felt paranoia

Did the Curry Princess really betray the sanctity of PMs

I knew it was wrong to reveal my mighty heart

But like all girls that get cheated on he could not blame the one they were in the relationship with

Therefore the ands became that Love/hate vessel in twinkletoes internet life

Every now and then he will type in caps in an ands thread or an ands post because in that moment he was...

#triggered


You seem to know that he is reacting out of a place of hurt, so be the bigger man and ignore the comments. That situation sounds kind of painful to me.. doesn't mean that him making jabs at you is right, but why make it worse by feeding his comments.. You've been hurt before haven't you? And having a public spectacle made of it seems even more painful..


Bro it’s not serious


I guess I am getting the award for most gullible.. Lol


I don’t think twinkletoes is serious too. Just two Aries Mercuries shouting at each other. But he’ll probably come in here and be like aww naw it’s serious mothertreetrunker!!


LOL. I didn't know if it was serious or not, but he is sweet underneath his demeanor.
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Very sweet indeed❤️😁
DeadInside
they'll bend the knee
Posted by Ravishing
Posted by Koniuchaa
Posted by Ravishing
Can't we just let Tiz and LePewp handle this?... Plus many of the categories are super lame.


They don’t want to 😭

Damn. This years awards is gone be a mess!
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if i could add this to me resume, i ll do the dxp awards, but since nobody gave af i wont do it
hydorah
45 years old male
top of the shelf
Posted by clouds
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by Chang
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by Chang
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Posted by Chang
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
No, we never openly vote like this on the boards. Fail.


Some do. I am just following the 2013 format with some of the awards taken from the 2014-16 ceremonies.

There is no rule as to where you must vote. This means, you can either vote in this thread or send them via PMs.

You're not following the format. You don't get to pick the award titles. Best whatever sign awards are the only awards that carry through each year. First you make a thread asking people to nominate award categories. Then dxp user nominations are done in another thread or through PM. Voting is done through a different site.


Help him out sawncho


If this is actually you on fb's account right now, your trolls have gone too far 😂 could have at least posted an opening gif.


Would you like me to host it using firebunny’s account?


Yes, please make best baby fats a category.


Lol I’ll just hand out shady awards


Make sure all of the shady awards start with "Firebunny's" too like "Firebunny's Best Baby Fats Award"

Lmao you’re on a roll. Virgo of the year
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starwars of 2017
ItsMeRoman
female
battered housewife fupa rising
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
I vote:

- @Chang = for Sorriest Sumcookiemonster of the decade.
- @Firebunny = for Sorriest "Robin" of the decade.
- @itsmeroman @clouds @SmeWman @hydorah = for Sorriest Wannabes of the decade.
- @Mona_Machiavelli = for Sorriest Man-hater of the year.
- @gemitati = for Stinkiest Vulva of the known world.
- @LittleFairy = for Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the month.
- @LibraMudra = for Warrior Princess of the year.
- @OCJack aka Terramine = for Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate.
- @TheRabbit = for Comeback of the Year.
- @Sendintheclowns = Sexiest treetrunk of the century.

Too many to choose from for CC, so I'll leave that to you chumpstains.

I reserve the right to edit my votes later.

PS: your award titles SUCK. No creativity or imagination whatsoever which is why YOU suck as a host.

@Ravishing = for Most Likely To Grab You By The kitty 2017.


😐 I can't believe I got grouped in with a bunch of peasants.
ItsMeRoman
female
battered housewife fupa rising
Posted by Chang
Posted by blvckphase
Posted by Chang
I nominate twinkletoes as user most likely to get into a fight with a parking meter


Parking meters don't go out of their way to poke at people in order to trigger a reaction Ands... He may not be the best at managing his reactions, but it surely doesn't make it any easier when you have someone calling you out to entice an argument all the time..


I called him out once

...in a light hearted shoe thread

However it goes deeper than that

Let me tell you guys the story

Once a long long time ago

Twinkletoes was a troll that posted autistically

Then something in his loins stirred

Twas the curried scent of a Scorpio woman

Twinkletoes didn’t know what to do

He spent two years trolling in between TP reports

How was he gonna engage her

So he started slowly talking to people

“treetrunk USB cables and HDMI thread”

Then finally when people realized he was a real person

He mustered the courage to slide into the Curry Princess’ PMs

Little did he know her Curryness brought all the Boys to the yard

Then all of a sudden here comes Ands ready to start his day with the breezy insouciance he types with

He smells blood or is it bludh

Hey twinkletoes I read your PMs to the Curry Princess

Twinkletoes felt something in his hip

Oh that’s just his gout

He felt paranoia

Did the Curry Princess really betray the sanctity of PMs

I knew it was wrong to reveal my mighty heart

But like all girls that get cheated on he could not blame the one they were in the relationship with

Therefore the ands became that Love/hate vessel in twinkletoes internet life

Every now and then he will type in caps in an ands thread or an ands post because in that moment he was...

#triggered
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I've known you for years now.....that's the longest post I've ever seen you write.

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