The Peremptory DXP Awards 2017

Ummm so... This is an annual tradition here on DXP but, sadly, nobody has volunteered to host this event. But since I'm an "earthy" Virgo, I cannot let this year pass without this ceremony taking place. You know, I like traditions. And so, I decided
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  • Posted by ItsMeRoman
    Posted by SmeWman
    Posted by ItsMeRoman
    Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
    I vote:

    - @Chang = for Sorriest Sumcookiemonster of the decade.
    - @Firebunny = for Sorriest "Robin" of the decade.
    - @itsmeroman @clouds @SmeWman @hydorah = for Sorriest Wannabes of the decade.
    - @Mona_Machiavelli = for Sorriest Man-hater of the year.
    - @gemitati = for Stinkiest Vulva of the known world.
    - @LittleFairy = for Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the month.
    - @LibraMudra = for Warrior Princess of the year.
    - @OCJack aka Terramine = for Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate.
    - @TheRabbit = for Comeback of the Year.
    - @Sendintheclowns = Sexiest treetrunk of the century.

    Too many to choose from for CC, so I'll leave that to you chumpstains.

    I reserve the right to edit my votes later.

    PS: your award titles SUCK. No creativity or imagination whatsoever which is why YOU suck as a host.

    @Ravishing = for Most Likely To Grab You By The kitty 2017.


    😐 I can't believe I got grouped in with a bunch of peasants.


    Yeah but takes a peasant to know a peasant


    Lol I knew you'd respond 😘
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    My chanclas have your back bae
  • Posted by ItsMeRoman
    Where is best female and male predator



    Mr.pinchy and caramelisedonion
  • Posted by HearttofTopaz
    Everyone check the bottom of your chanclas

    I smell butter


    I smell some awkward
    #awkwardchanclas
  • Posted by ItsMeRoman
    Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
    I vote:

    - @Chang = for Sorriest Sumcookiemonster of the decade.
    - @Firebunny = for Sorriest "Robin" of the decade.
    - @itsmeroman @clouds @SmeWman @hydorah = for Sorriest Wannabes of the decade.
    - @Mona_Machiavelli = for Sorriest Man-hater of the year.
    - @gemitati = for Stinkiest Vulva of the known world.
    - @LittleFairy = for Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the month.
    - @LibraMudra = for Warrior Princess of the year.
    - @OCJack aka Terramine = for Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate.
    - @TheRabbit = for Comeback of the Year.
    - @Sendintheclowns = Sexiest treetrunk of the century.

    Too many to choose from for CC, so I'll leave that to you chumpstains.

    I reserve the right to edit my votes later.

    PS: your award titles SUCK. No creativity or imagination whatsoever which is why YOU suck as a host.

    @Ravishing = for Most Likely To Grab You By The kitty 2017.


    😐 I can't believe I got grouped in with a bunch of peasants.
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    Yeah but takes a peasant to know a peasant
  • tiziani
    Venusian Gigolo
    LOL
  • hydorah
    - sexy s(c)andals
    46 years old male
    lol @clouds still salty against blackphase
  • tiziani
    Venusian Gigolo
    Posted by clouds
    Of course he would make his longest post ever. His dxp career was at stake. Blackphase is the only person here worth justifying yourself to. Once she goes off on you with the might of a scorpio moon #itsover


    Moon heavyweight of the industry.
  • Posted by blvckphase
    Posted by Chang
    Posted by blvckphase
    Posted by Chang
    Posted by blvckphase
    Posted by Chang
    Posted by blvckphase
    Posted by Chang
    I nominate twinkletoes as user most likely to get into a fight with a parking meter


    Parking meters don't go out of their way to poke at people in order to trigger a reaction Ands... He may not be the best at managing his reactions, but it surely doesn't make it any easier when you have someone calling you out to entice an argument all the time..


    I called him out once

    ...in a light hearted shoe thread

    However it goes deeper than that

    Let me tell you guys the story

    Once a long long time ago

    Twinkletoes was a troll that posted autistically

    Then something in his loins stirred

    Twas the curried scent of a Scorpio woman

    Twinkletoes didn’t know what to do

    He spent two years trolling in between TP reports

    How was he gonna engage her

    So he started slowly talking to people

    “treetrunk USB cables and HDMI thread”

    Then finally when people realized he was a real person

    He mustered the courage to slide into the Curry Princess’ PMs

    Little did he know her Curryness brought all the Boys to the yard

    Then all of a sudden here comes Ands ready to start his day with the breezy insouciance he types with

    He smells blood or is it bludh

    Hey twinkletoes I read your PMs to the Curry Princess

    Twinkletoes felt something in his hip

    Oh that’s just his gout

    He felt paranoia

    Did the Curry Princess really betray the sanctity of PMs

    I knew it was wrong to reveal my mighty heart

    But like all girls that get cheated on he could not blame the one they were in the relationship with

    Therefore the ands became that Love/hate vessel in twinkletoes internet life

    Every now and then he will type in caps in an ands thread or an ands post because in that moment he was...

    #triggered


    You seem to know that he is reacting out of a place of hurt, so be the bigger man and ignore the comments. That situation sounds kind of painful to me.. doesn't mean that him making jabs at you is right, but why make it worse by feeding his comments.. You've been hurt before haven't you? And having a public spectacle made of it seems even more painful..


    Bro it’s not serious


    I guess I am getting the award for most gullible.. Lol


    I don’t think twinkletoes is serious too. Just two Aries Mercuries shouting at each other. But he’ll probably come in here and be like aww naw it’s serious mothertreetrunker!!


    LOL. I didn't know if it was serious or not, but he is sweet underneath his demeanor.
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    Very sweet indeed❤️😁
  • DeadInside
    they'll bend the knee
    Posted by Ravishing
    Posted by Koniuchaa
    Posted by Ravishing
    Can't we just let Tiz and LePewp handle this?... Plus many of the categories are super lame.


    They don’t want to 😭

    Damn. This years awards is gone be a mess! Devil
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    if i could add this to me resume, i ll do the dxp awards, but since nobody gave af i wont do it
  • hydorah
    - sexy s(c)andals
    46 years old male
    Posted by clouds
    Posted by FknNerd
    Posted by Chang
    Posted by FknNerd
    Posted by Chang
    Posted by FknNerd
    Posted by Chang
    Posted by FknNerd
    Posted by firebunny
    Posted by FknNerd
    No, we never openly vote like this on the boards. Fail.


    Some do. I am just following the 2013 format with some of the awards taken from the 2014-16 ceremonies.

    There is no rule as to where you must vote. This means, you can either vote in this thread or send them via PMs.

    You're not following the format. You don't get to pick the award titles. Best whatever sign awards are the only awards that carry through each year. First you make a thread asking people to nominate award categories. Then dxp user nominations are done in another thread or through PM. Voting is done through a different site.


    Help him out sawncho


    If this is actually you on fb's account right now, your trolls have gone too far 😂 could have at least posted an opening gif.


    Would you like me to host it using firebunny’s account?


    Yes, please make best baby fats a category.


    Lol I’ll just hand out shady awards


    Make sure all of the shady awards start with "Firebunny's" too like "Firebunny's Best Baby Fats Award"

    Lmao you’re on a roll. Virgo of the year
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    starwars of 2017
  • firebunny
    a Victorian Age writer...
    Yup, nothing's serious with Ands
  • firebunny
    a Victorian Age writer...
    Posted by Chang
    Posted by blvckphase
    Posted by Chang
    I nominate twinkletoes as user most likely to get into a fight with a parking meter


    Parking meters don't go out of their way to poke at people in order to trigger a reaction Ands... He may not be the best at managing his reactions, but it surely doesn't make it any easier when you have someone calling you out to entice an argument all the time..


    I called him out once

    ...in a light hearted shoe thread

    However it goes deeper than that

    Let me tell you guys the story

    Once a long long time ago

    Twinkletoes was a troll that posted autistically

    Then something in his loins stirred

    Twas the curried scent of a Scorpio woman

    Twinkletoes didn’t know what to do

    He spent two years trolling in between TP reports

    How was he gonna engage her

    So he started slowly talking to people

    “treetrunk USB cables and HDMI thread”

    Then finally when people realized he was a real person

    He mustered the courage to slide into the Curry Princess’ PMs

    Little did he know her Curryness brought all the Boys to the yard

    Then all of a sudden here comes Ands ready to start his day with the breezy insouciance he types with

    He smells blood or is it bludh

    Hey twinkletoes I read your PMs to the Curry Princess

    Twinkletoes felt something in his hip

    Oh that’s just his gout

    He felt paranoia

    Did the Curry Princess really betray the sanctity of PMs

    I knew it was wrong to reveal my mighty heart

    But like all girls that get cheated on he could not blame the one they were in the relationship with

    Therefore the ands became that Love/hate vessel in twinkletoes internet life

    Every now and then he will type in caps in an ands thread or an ands post because in that moment he was...

    #triggered
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    Lmao Tongue
  • Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
    I vote:

    - @Chang = for Sorriest Sumcookiemonster of the decade.
    - @Firebunny = for Sorriest "Robin" of the decade.
    - @itsmeroman @clouds @SmeWman @hydorah = for Sorriest Wannabes of the decade.
    - @Mona_Machiavelli = for Sorriest Man-hater of the year.
    - @gemitati = for Stinkiest Vulva of the known world.
    - @LittleFairy = for Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the month.
    - @LibraMudra = for Warrior Princess of the year.
    - @OCJack aka Terramine = for Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate.
    - @TheRabbit = for Comeback of the Year.
    - @Sendintheclowns = Sexiest treetrunk of the century.

    Too many to choose from for CC, so I'll leave that to you chumpstains.

    I reserve the right to edit my votes later.

    PS: your award titles SUCK. No creativity or imagination whatsoever which is why YOU suck as a host.

    @Ravishing = for Most Likely To Grab You By The kitty 2017.


    I am so incredibly honoured.
    What exactly did I want to be
  • firebunny
    a Victorian Age writer...
    Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
    Omfg so many control freaks on here like stfu. Who treetrunkin cares about the format and butter. This isnt for the president of the united states. Xanax and chill cookiemonsteres.

    On another note im about to leave in like an hour for four days and shouldnt we wait till after the thanksgiving long weekend?


    When is the thanksgiving?

    I feel like the winners of the awards should naturally feel like true winners and not feel like some kind of losers. I mean, you don't want an award that's derogatory, right?
  • WarAngel1
    The man, the legend.
    38 years old male from San Antonio, TX, USA
    *watches silently*
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