no sex yet for 2013

so i havent had sex yet. ive had plenty of times to take up some offers, but ive flaked out and ive avoided any reason to go out and get laid.

i cant start the new year off with a mediocre screw. last year, i had sex on Jan 1st. it started off to be an awesome new year. i need a repeat.

im not waiting on a relationship, i just dont want to screw a whack dude and have a whack year.

my first nut has to be epic.

i know! its tough 😢

Same here..but for different reasons; my Taurus is abroad for Christmas/New Year holidays. She doesnt know whats gonna happen to her when she gets back..

My tummy is full of tacos now anyway, so Im happy. Love my mexican friend.

i knew i wasnt the only one holding out for a winner.

i wish it were dec. if it were, i wouldnt be having this issue.

Ah, lol I just realized taco is an euphemism for vagina haha

Posted by DMV
i wish it were dec. if it were, i wouldnt be having this issue.

December should be all about orgasms, since its the "culmination"

lol @ tacos. best thing next to pancakes. i think im going to end of psyching myself out. grass is greener effect is going to happen every time.

i got 3 sex offers today and i turned each own down. what am i going to do 😢

r u waiting because she is the best?

Posted by DMV
lol @ tacos. best thing next to pancakes. i think im going to end of psyching myself out. grass is greener effect is going to happen every time.

i got 3 sex offers today and i turned each own down. what am i going to do 😢

r u waiting because she is the best?

Let one of them give you oral, then ditch him.
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Im waiting cause she's the girl Im dating now, my manwhore days are on standby. Though there's this one Virgo chick with moon in Sag who wants to get in my pants, since I learned she had Mars in Scorp I was just on the lookout for her obesessive side to come out, now Im seeing it..she wants to "see me" tomorrow.

I had never met anyone like my Taurus, as far as nipples..they are perpetually perky!! so much fun.

Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
I had never met anyone like my Taurus, as far as nipples..they are perpetually perky!! so much fun.

does she have a cancer moon or rising, maybe venus. theyre supposed to have great boobs and nipples. maybe even the opposite sign cap can lend itself to nips

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Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
I had never met anyone like my Taurus, as far as nipples..they are perpetually perky!! so much fun.

does she have a cancer moon or rising, maybe venus. theyre supposed to have great boobs and nipples. maybe even the opposite sign cap can lend itself to nips

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I wish I knew her rising 😢 gonna ask her birth time next time I see her..

Maybe its no coincidence I tend to go for sassy girls, check out her chart:

Taurus sun
Aries moon
Gemini merc
Gemini Venus
Aqua Mars
Taurus Jupiter
Capricorn Saturn
Capricorn Neptune
Scorpio Pluto

She's so fit btw! probably the fittest girl I've ever dated, great ass too. Who said anything about Taurus girls and expanding waist lines? Ignorants! lol

ive never met a "fit" taurus women. if she is, she must really work at it alot.

Seems almost reactionary that I go for a girl with lots of the opposite sign of my previous girl..the Sag 😛

same can be said for cancer rising. we're not a "fit" rising sign, unless you really work on it.

Is that the case with you too? Do you have to work out a lot to keep fit?

I think she has either Libra, Aries or Leo rising. Im a Libra riser myself.

Posted by DMV
ive never met a "fit" taurus women. if she is, she must really work at it alot.

She does work out a lot! though she doesnt have "fat genes" I'll go on and be shallow now but I actually like that.

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Is that the case with you too? Do you have to work out a lot to keep fit?

yep. if i dont work out, i blow up. pluto transiting my 6th has been very beneficial.

Speaking of great asses..

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Posted by DMV
ive never met a "fit" taurus women. if she is, she must really work at it alot.

She does work out a lot! though she doesnt have "fat genes" I'll go on and be shallow now but I actually like that.

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did she have a child yet? good indicator of the fat gene. this is good topic to get my mind off things. i feel tormented.

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Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Is that the case with you too? Do you have to work out a lot to keep fit?

yep. if i dont work out, i blow up. pluto transiting my 6th has been very beneficial.

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Oh I remember Pluto in the 6th, my Cap ex has that in her birth chart. She was pretty extreme as far as food, sometimes eating like a maniac, then others acting like she hated food. She was pretty insecure about her body even though I always found it sexy, she wasnt "fit" though not fat either, nicely proportioned.

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ive never met a "fit" taurus women. if she is, she must really work at it alot.

She does work out a lot! though she doesnt have "fat genes" I'll go on and be shallow now but I actually like that.

did she have a child yet? good indicator of the fat gene. this is good topic to get my mind off things. i feel tormented.

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No, but I've had visions of being the first one impregnating her 😛 for real.

Whats up? why tormented?

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Is that the case with you too? Do you have to work out a lot to keep fit?

yep. if i dont work out, i blow up. pluto transiting my 6th has been very beneficial.

Oh I remember Pluto in the 6th, my Cap ex has that in her birth chart. She was pretty extreme as far as food, sometimes eating like a maniac, then others acting like she hated food. She was pretty insecure about her body even though I always found it sexy, she wasnt "fit" though not fat either, nicely proportioned.

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how many exes have you had? it is true. libra risings dont stay single for too long. so was the Cap a workaholic during the transit?

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ive never met a "fit" taurus women. if she is, she must really work at it alot.

She does work out a lot! though she doesnt have "fat genes" I'll go on and be shallow now but I actually like that.

did she have a child yet? good indicator of the fat gene. this is good topic to get my mind off things. i feel tormented.

No, but I've had visions of being the first one impregnating her 😛 for real.

Whats up? why tormented?

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im not having sex...sigh

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Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Is that the case with you too? Do you have to work out a lot to keep fit?

yep. if i dont work out, i blow up. pluto transiting my 6th has been very beneficial.

Oh I remember Pluto in the 6th, my Cap ex has that in her birth chart. She was pretty extreme as far as food, sometimes eating like a maniac, then others acting like she hated food. She was pretty insecure about her body even though I always found it sexy, she wasnt "fit" though not fat either, nicely proportioned.

why all this yap yap, you know your destiny is a cap. Ha

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Maybe if she's "fit" 😛 and doesnt take herself as seriously!! very important.

i dont do toys

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Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Is that the case with you too? Do you have to work out a lot to keep fit?

yep. if i dont work out, i blow up. pluto transiting my 6th has been very beneficial.

Oh I remember Pluto in the 6th, my Cap ex has that in her birth chart. She was pretty extreme as far as food, sometimes eating like a maniac, then others acting like she hated food. She was pretty insecure about her body even though I always found it sexy, she wasnt "fit" though not fat either, nicely proportioned.

how many exes have you had? it is true. libra risings dont stay single for too long. so was the Cap a workaholic during the transit?

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Serious, long-lasting relationships? 5 I think. Lots of short affaires and tons of one-night stands. Its true about Libra risers not being single for long; in my case I just happen to know a lot of people and about 70% of them are women, so even if Im not dating for some time, there's ALWAYS some girl on my radar and Im pretty impulsive, so I'll just go for it.

As for the Cap, it wasnt a transit, but in her birthchart so I guess you should feel lucky your agony will be over soon enough 😄

Oh but you're right, she's the worst workalcoholic I've ever met!

How do you usually relax that horny moon in scorp?

I mean..when sex is not available

The moon is about to enter scorpio btw, fun times for DMV!

Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
How do you usually relax that horny moon in scorp?

hmm, your onto something. my mind is not into sex. a mental block has been created of my own doing. ive never had this problem. how does one turn down 3 dudes? these are quality, consistent fucks. idk whats wrong with me. please help.

its been a week of no sex. even my decision making process is starting to be affected. i cant shop, hardly eat, i just want to hide out from the world. sleep and then sleep some more. how do you people function?

i suffer in silence. there is no relaxing. i stopped smoking weed and drinking so there is no escape from my thoughts.

i should just go out and fuck the next guy i meet right? i need to snap out of THIS. i will probably turn into a basketcase when he whips out his dick. no mas

Posted by sugaries
Same.

This Leo chick wants in my pants so bad. She calls me her unicorn. It's not even fun to tease her bc I can tell she's tortured by it. She looks at me with longing in her eyes. I sound really full of myself but my Virgo bff used to look at me the same way and he never wants to see or speak to me again after our falling out.

unrequited love is a bitch

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Posted by sugaries
Same.

This Leo chick wants in my pants so bad. She calls me her unicorn. It's not even fun to tease her bc I can tell she's tortured by it. She looks at me with longing in her eyes. I sound really full of myself but my Virgo bff used to look at me the same way and he never wants to see or speak to me again after our falling out.

Wait im confused, are you a guy or a girl? Lol

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neither 😛

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Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
How do you usually relax that horny moon in scorp?

hmm, your onto something. my mind is not into sex. a mental block has been created of my own doing. ive never had this problem. how does one turn down 3 dudes? these are quality, consistent fucks. idk whats wrong with me. please help.

its been a week of no sex. even my decision making process is starting to be affected. i cant shop, hardly eat, i just want to hide out from the world. sleep and then sleep some more. how do you people function?

i suffer in silence. there is no relaxing. i stopped smoking weed and drinking so there is no escape from my thoughts.

i should just go out and fuck the next guy i meet right? i need to snap out of THIS. i will probably turn into a basketcase when he whips out his dick. no mas

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If this all is happening to you right now, it probably means you SHOULDNT fuck the first guy you meet, your body is trying to tell you something and you're not listening. I think you just need to re-charge your sex batteries so to speak, I had that a few weeks ago. We cant be energizer bunnies 365 days in the year..

Ah, now we can have a mini lesbian convention here 😛

Whats with this girl shopping talk? We were discussing sex for fucks sake

*girly*

msmarylinmanson, call me when you overcome your emo/goth stage 😛

Never mind, Im falling asleep anyway 😄 good night very disgtinguised dxp ladies!

i dont think im depressed. which is a good thing that i stopped smoking weed. i just feel stuck. tomorrow will be better day; its the Lords Day.


do u guys think having anal sex during a first sexual relation is weird?

*distinguished*

porn has really desensitized anal sex. men just want to have anal sex right off the bat. whatever happened to working the pussy for a few months? they think its so easy 2. "just let me out it in."

Posted by Prince_Pisces
Well lets see, its the 5th? Five days is too long in my opinion LOL!

way too fucking long

Posted by sugaries
No, fuck that. I need a major commitment or some really expensive jewelry before its going in my ass.

Half kidding...maybe

thats how i feel. guys seem to think that just because 5 porn stars are begging for it up the ass and it slips in with no problem that all women are like that.

the first anal penetration hurts...u just cant go ham

5 days is not that long, I've had non since 15 november. And it's cool.

Posted by aquansidenout
I love anal sex and yes I have had it on a first date and would do it again. Til this day my aqua ex (the first nighter that turned into a long term relationship) tells me how that one line, "f*** me in my a**. Still gets him hard. Lol Maybe this should be a lesson to the women waiting three months or more to get laid so the man will respect you and make you his woman. We had a great relationship and although we've both taken now we're still friends. So ladies go ahead and let him have anal on the first date. Lol

you asked for anal on the first go around? well i wasnt talking about a correlation between sex and a relationship. im just stuck on the fact that men think anal comes easy and everybody is doing it because they now see it in every porno.