Bashing Europeans and Praising America

I've decided to launch this topic to start a vicious onslaught on our friends across the Atlantic for all the cheap snide remarks they've hurled at us over the last few years.

So what if as a whole, they're peace-loving, thinner, more educated, and generally happier about their lives.

Does that give them a right to brand Americans as losers because we have a habit of electing incompetent idiots to lead us?

Let's celebrate all the great things about the United States and take a cheap shot against any and all insignificant European countries.

What do you call a middle-class European? Welfare recipient.

Why are the Dutch, Latvians, Estonians, and Scandinavians so tall? To make up for the fact that their countries are so puny and insignficant.

300 million short and overweight retards can still beat the shit out of 2 million 6 foot Nordics.

Britain decided to enter the European Union because Canada beat them out for final spot as the 51st state. Sorry, next time.

How many Eurocommies does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

5. Each takes one twist then goes back to enjoy the good life.

Take that, Europe!

Europeans believe Americans are racism involves hatred of black people.

But hating Arabs, Moroccans, South Asians, and Eastern Europeans are okay because they're well... not black.

Why is Switzerland the richest country in Europe?

You'd be rich too if you helped criminals, drug lords, OPEC sheiks, and other third world dictators launder money illegally.

yeah well that's the level of maturity that you can expect from scorpio-rising i guess. but i'm afraid i have the pms for real today and everyone, EVERYWHERE is a useless piece of shit. i don't care what your accent is or what your origins. i don't give a crap what you say about europe or any other continent, island or atol.

but please. if you insist on continuing. try injecting some proper humour?

Why do so many Europeans live in Spain? 'Cuz welfare ain't enough. Got to have some sun and afternoon siesta too. Even unemployed bums need a siesta.

"but please. if you insist on continuing. try injecting some proper humour?"

I'm not here to amuse you.

I'm here to take your kind down one level.

SR: Europeans believe Americans are racism involves hatred of black people.

what?

Seems like "student" is an occupation in Europe. God knows I've met people in their 30s still "studying full-time" for 10 years+ all paid by the state. It's really just another term for welfare.

It's a great investment if you ask me... otherwise, these hooligans would be spraypainting buses and beating up old people.

'Cuz you know what: European economies suck dick.

my kind? well get your facts straight then. i don't claim welfare and never have from any country and i am not a bum. you're just jealous cos you come from a fuck-up country and feel the need to flex your muscles in whatever way you can. unfortunately, you seem to be attemtpting to use the biggest muscle you have. your brain. uh-oh.

My country is fucked up. But unless yours is heaven on earth, don't knock it.

Your country is so great that you're a refugee in some other country. My bad.

"SR: Europeans believe Americans are racism involves hatred of black people.

what?"

Don't play dumb, Rox. He obviously believes Eurocommies think Americans are the anthropomorphic manifestation of racism.

european economies suck dick? AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!

we should all adopt US economic policy i suppose? seems to be working for you.....not!

spain, per capita, is richer than america in fact - as are most other countries right now.

"spain, per capita, is richer than america in fact"

Because they obviously work so hard for it. I think that three hour siesta improves the productivity of the other three hours they actually work.

Yum: i think americans believe the only black people on the planet are american. if they knew where england actually was on the globe and, dare-i-say-it TRAVELLED to other countries, they would know that in fact, there are many black people there too.

english people aren't racist - they are BIGOTED. there's a very important difference.

american people aren't racist - they are IGNORANT.

"spain, per capita, is richer than america in fact"

What? Where did you get that from?

Don't get me started on the French, the biggest whiners in Europe.

Elect guy who pledges to change the system drastically.
Elected guy starts to change the system.
Mass protests and gridlock ensues.

Make up your goddamn mind if you're gonna get with the program.

SR: the spanish place more emphasis on family life and you're right, they aren't the most hardworking people on the globe. but they don't go shouting their mouths of about how great they are all the time and they certainly don't invade other countries or even say anything nasty about anyone else. not because they are ass lickers but because they do not give a shit. this is why i like it here.

from the sound of you, it would be good for you to adopt their practice and stop taking life so seriously. life's a bitch and then you die (US version). life's a BEACH and then you die (espanol) LOL.

oh. now you mention the french. i don't mind them but i am not a fan of their public conveniences. literally a hole with a footplate either side. naaasty.

whatever though. vive la difference 🙂

Now, now, boys and girls. Only our physical bodies in this lifetime can be labeled as any specific nationality. Our souls belong to none of these man-made institutions. In past lives most of us have been every possible nationality.

But, if you must dislike others, don't discriminate. Hate with equality. 🙂

c'mon Shaks, even your virgin mind can absorb the blatant sarcasm in everything from the first post.

as for giving ME pointers, you did get confused on my Aries wimps thread. Cookie?

"Hate with equality."

With that in mind, I shall blast every European country.

and another thing. without europe, america would have absolutely no culture at all. i don't recall ever eating at an american restaurant that wasn't macdonalds LMAO!

"without europe, america would have absolutely no culture at all."

That is the most culturally ignorant thing you've said... today. Wouldn't want to downplay your other idiotic posts through the ages. 🙂

America derives culture from everywhere, some of it Asian, some of it South American, and dare I say, some of it African. Unless you think only white people and European civilization is the source of culture? (for shaks, this is a baited trap that she will not take)

hey shaka-laka-boom!

don't you love it when americans put themselves in the firing line? sarcasm? yeah, right. that's one thing they have no concept of either.

Italians: makers of beautiful cars that break down easily and of deceptively healthy food that makes you fat.

All for show? I think so.

Europeans. Sticking together only when an American is involved. LOL.

The European Union exists only to try to counterweight the dominance of the Evil American Empire. But with no military, it's just an empty charade.

🙂

american derives culture from everywhere!!

yeah well obviously america didn't come about cos of 'everywhere' did it which is why i made the apparent 'ignorant' remark. nowadays it draws it's culture from everywhere but that's because it is a nation of half breeds. you guys just don't have your own identity any more. what is the average american like SR? apart from stupid that is.

Bloody Europeans, think they're sooo good with their free health care, cheap education system and high quality of life.

You know what, Europe? No one likes a show-off.

SR: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!

'deceptively healthy food that makes you fat'

so that would be why the US has the worse obesity problem in the world?

perhaps you shouldn't each so much of our food!!

"whats funny is that the only culture they seem to wanna be seen as, as a whole, is more the European one than anyone else"

You obviously haven't been watching the latest American network television shows. They've collectively added ONE ADDITIONAL new Latina actress to a scripted series.

She's somewhat white-looking, but hey, you can't fool me with that last name being Hernandez.

Yum: correction. americans don't like anyone showing off but themselves.

"Bloody Europeans, think they're sooo good with their free health care, cheap education system and high quality of life."

It's their bloated and unsustainable budget deficits. But hey, life is good when you can rely on Big Brother to protect you. No real money needs to spent on that 50 person army.

Americans show off, but they know deep down, there is nothing there. Europeans think they have something deep down there, but they don't.

no. no money needs to be spent on our armies (apart from the english) because we don't tend to send our men to terrorise innocent civilians in their own countries for no apparent reason. not only does america have to sustain their huge army and ridiculous wars but it has to pay out even more for defence cos they've pissed off the rest of the world so much.

"no money needs to be spent on our armies (apart from the english) because we don't tend to send our men to terrorise innocent civilians in their own countries for no apparent reason."

In times of turbulence, real men do the dirty work.

SR: Americans show off, but they know deep down, there is nothing there. Europeans think they have something deep down there, but they don't.

does that have any meaning? i can't see one. perhaps you should consider a career as a spin doctor SR. you would be very capable at putting nonsensical words in the mouths of morons 🙂

i am now having a tea break.

I used to work with this Belgian guy. In a drunken stupor, it all comes out. Hates English, French, Italians, Scandinavians. His biggest hatred is for the Dutch and Germans.

Funny. How many Europeans really feel that way deep down in their psyche?

Forebodes wonderful promise for the European Union.

The EU is just a shell game to try to be relevant in a US-dominated world.

sr: are 'real men' supposed to be total knuckleheads that do exactly as they're told without thinking?

"are 'real men' supposed to be total knuckleheads that do exactly as they're told without thinking?"

hmmm... beyond all these silly projections of sophistication, you did end up with an aries ogre, yes?

the americans always have the view that the rest of the world is in the shade of it's hugeness. actually. we don't give a crap what you do in your own country. knock yourselves out with your stupidity and ignorance and fake, unsubstantiated patriotism. it's when you point your finger at everyone else - or your nuclear warheads - that it requires a response.

ever heard of mass hysteria SR? that is the underlying problem in the US.

SR: actually i didn't end up with him so you're wrong on that count. it may have escaped your notice but i haven't 'ended' at all 🙂

I AM HAVING A CUP OF TEA!!!!!!!

Oh you mean, the war on terrorism. If that obama guy wins, i think that'll be winded down too.

I see - A scorp cabal.

i'm refreshed now. a nice cup of tea puts the world to rights. i apologise for my outburst SR although it was fun and most therapeutic.

🙂