Funny Taurus

Taurus: You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your fav
34 years old female from Springfield, Missouri, USA
"Im just a woman. I am very empathetic and kind. I trust too easy,and yet i alw
Taurus:

You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.". You're very earthy, which may mean that you don't shower as often as most people. Or it may just mean that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taureans love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts. The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries. You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every question with a question. Also, you won't come out from under the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong, then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like bar fights. If they can't get into an actual bar fight, they will make up interesting stories about them which they can tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them. If it weren't for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn't know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of Taureans. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.
from State of Equilibrium
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34 years old female from Springfield, Missouri, USA
"Im just a woman. I am very empathetic and kind. I trust too easy,and yet i alw
I Laughed so hard at my own! LOL
Hummm the Taurus guys I know don??t even believe in God because they can??t see, touch, smell, hear, or taste him. Maybe that is why they think they are God lol. They are cute little creatures though the way they always need someone to kiss their boo boo??s and make things all better when they continually do stupid stuff. I love the way they collect things too. Cute when they keep coming back after you slam them verbally up against the wall because they can??t seem to learn the first 5 times to stop doing things that piss you off, makes me think some are kinky and masochistic. They have this creepy thing about them where they can??t let go of things even when the attention is violent and negative because that involves change. They don??t really lie it??s more like they just don??t tell you the whole truth, but know how to word it so that it has 2 meanings that way they can run without guilt should they need too. They are not slick enough for me though because I pin them down to the exact meaning of their words; I learned fast. I sometimes scratch my head thinking either they are so smart that they have no common sense or they really are the dumbest men on earth. They really do like to be of service to ladies cute submissive little men that they are every dominatrix should own a few lol. I do love Taurus men because they really do keep me laughing, a bunch of comedians they are!
from State of Equilibrium
Posted by beautifulscorp
Hummm the Taurus guys I know don??t even believe in God because they can??t see, touch, smell, hear, or taste him. Maybe that is why they think they are God lol. They are cute little creatures though the way they always need someone to kiss their boo boo??s and make things all better when they continually do stupid stuff. I love the way they collect things too. Cute when they keep coming back after you slam them verbally up against the wall because they can??t seem to learn the first 5 times to stop doing things that piss you off, makes me think some are kinky and masochistic. They have this creepy thing about them where they can??t let go of things even when the attention is violent and negative because that involves change. They don??t really lie it??s more like they just don??t tell you the whole truth, but know how to word it so that it has 2 meanings that way they can run without guilt should they need too. They are not slick enough for me though because I pin them down to the exact meaning of their words; I learned fast. I sometimes scratch my head thinking either they are so smart that they have no common sense or they really are the dumbest men on earth. They really do like to be of service to ladies cute submissive little men that they are every dominatrix should own a few lol. I do love Taurus men because they really do keep me laughing, a bunch of comedians they are!
from State of Equilibrium
Posted by CancerianGoddess
Taurus:

Taureans love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun


This one is true actually...
from State of Equilibrium
Posted by BellaBulleautiful
Posted by beautifulscorp
Hummm the Taurus guys I know don??t even believe in God because they can??t see, touch, smell, hear, or taste him. Maybe that is why they think they are God lol. They are cute little creatures though the way they always need someone to kiss their boo boo??s and make things all better when they continually do stupid stuff. I love the way they collect things too. Cute when they keep coming back after you slam them verbally up against the wall because they can??t seem to learn the first 5 times to stop doing things that piss you off, makes me think some are kinky and masochistic. They have this creepy thing about them where they can??t let go of things even when the attention is violent and negative because that involves change. They don??t really lie it??s more like they just don??t tell you the whole truth, but know how to word it so that it has 2 meanings that way they can run without guilt should they need too. They are not slick enough for me though because I pin them down to the exact meaning of their words; I learned fast. I sometimes scratch my head thinking either they are so smart that they have no common sense or they really are the dumbest men on earth. They really do like to be of service to ladies cute submissive little men that they are every dominatrix should own a few lol. I do love Taurus men because they really do keep me laughing, a bunch of comedians they are!



And that friends is the epitome of Scorpio in a nutshell.
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Bella, you better watch out before she slams you verbally, cute little ...w/e,
why oh why do the need to get emotional all the time? GOD, WHY?
LOL no dear I am not PMSing and I expected as much from you lady bulls; always on the defensive and out to win the argument; ok you win not interested lol. Lovely ladies the Taurus men that I know all have told me they don??t believe in God for the exact reasons I stated. Words from their mouths, not mine. All my wonderful little submissive Taurus men love to do things for me all I have to do is look into their beautiful eyes, smile and ask in a very polite way and if I said jump in the correct manner they would do that as well. They are such cute fun little toys when I??m in the mood to play and I honestly do love all of them as dear friends. PS I do things for them too, so don??t kid yourselves regarding everything you read or hear about Scorpio just like I don??t kid myself with everything that I have read or that has been said about Taurus.

from State of Equilibrium
Posted by beautifulscorp
LOL no dear I am not PMSing and I expected as much from you lady bulls; always on the defensive and out to win the argument; ok you win not interested lol. Lovely ladies the Taurus men that I know all have told me they don??t believe in God for the exact reasons I stated. Words from their mouths, not mine. All my wonderful little submissive Taurus men love to do things for me all I have to do is look into their beautiful eyes, smile and ask in a very polite way and if I said jump in the correct manner they would do that as well. They are such cute fun little toys when I??m in the mood to play and I honestly do love all of them as dear friends. PS I do things for them too, so don??t kid yourselves regarding everything you read or hear about Scorpio just like I don??t kid myself with everything that I have read or that has been said about Taurus.



There was an argument?
No dear, we are not on the defensive but very sorry for you being surrounded by little submissive men.....by the way, you are off topic, it`s funny taurus and if you need help with your cute little submissive taurus men, start a new one!

from State of Equilibrium
Posted by BellaBulleautiful
but that does not mean I don't know about the bitterness and hatred most of you carry around somewhere inside you.Scorps are masters of manipulation and some hide the bitterness very well,and some,like you flaunt it.
so really,that's what I saw in your post and commented on.
and fwiw, most bulls when we care and open up to you,will take a lot of abuse before you wake up and we are gone.you are left looking at your empty toybox wondering what happened.we are not dumb,we are just patient and hopeful and strong.but we take notes,and when our notepad is full....it's time for a new story.
while you are playing,manipulating and hurting a bull,that bull is looking for the good in you and being real.I don't even think it's possible for us to not be real.and if you are manipulating us...it's because we let you,just to see how far you'll go. we don't want to believe you are snakes...but some of you insist on proving it
and as far as the sexes go,bulls are very similar.I think the only thing that makes bulls vary is our moons.


Agree.
Bragging about using someone as a toy is just pitiful!
Thats why Scorpio and Taurus don`t work, Scorpios like to manipulate and play games, Taurus is being real and direct (not that we are perfect.....but close to :-P )
I get along with scorpio males just fine, they are not that backstabbing...
I guess you Taurus ladies are just as bad as the men thank you for the lesson. You get all puffed up over nothing. I was just adding a little to what CancerianGoddess said lol. Then you Bulleo chimed in by asking if I was PMSing then Bella chimed in with ???And that friends is the epitome of Scorpio in a nutshell.?? Then you Bulleo chimed back in with watch out she might slam you verbally. Then you both just keep going and going like energizer bunnies to get in the last words to win as if we were playing a board game lol. It is no wonder that one of my dear Taurus friend??s life at the age of 40 has gone no where. Poor soul, but I love him anyway! I do want to point something out to you ladies that you as Taurus as usual missed what I said, ???I do things for them too,?? so I would hardly call that manipulation, but anyway as usual you know those Taurus they just lack this ability to read what is written, but instead read and elaborate only on, what they want as if nothing else was said lol. Then you see that cute little controlling pushiness of the bull telling me to start a new topic. You girls are as cute and as comical as all my male Taurus friends. It is no wonder they always come to me for help because they can??t stop confusing themselves with what is actual and what is delusional lol.

from State of Equilibrium
Posted by beautifulscorp
I guess you Taurus ladies are just as bad as the men thank you for the lesson. You get all puffed up over nothing. I was just adding a little to what CancerianGoddess said lol. Then you Bulleo chimed in by asking if I was PMSing then Bella chimed in with ???And that friends is the epitome of Scorpio in a nutshell.?? Then you Bulleo chimed back in with watch out she might slam you verbally. Then you both just keep going and going like energizer bunnies to get in the last words to win as if we were playing a board game lol. It is no wonder that one of my dear Taurus friend??s life at the age of 40 has gone no where. Poor soul, but I love him anyway! I do want to point something out to you ladies that you as Taurus as usual missed what I said, ???I do things for them too,?? so I would hardly call that manipulation, but anyway as usual you know those Taurus they just lack this ability to read what is written, but instead read and elaborate only on, what they want as if nothing else was said lol. Then you see that cute little controlling pushiness of the bull telling me to start a new topic. You girls are as cute and as comical as all my male Taurus friends. It is no wonder they always come to me for help because they can??t stop confusing themselves with what is actual and what is delusional lol.



you are repeating yourself over and over again....you could just qoute yourself instead of writing something new, seriously LOL
and guess what, we got it the first time you wrote it!
I??m still sorry for you, you seem like a very bitter, pessimistic and negative person overall.....but i wish you all the best
"Yeah,that's a big one with my ex too.I do things for you too." Once again you missed the point I used that to point out that I don't manipulate anyone. I do just as much and actually more for them then they do for me and we like each other and we call each other toys. You don't know my life with them just I know nothing about life with your ex or your mother.
you are repeating yourself over and over again....you could just qoute yourself instead of writing something new, seriously LOL
and guess what, we got it the first time you wrote it!
I??m still sorry for you, you seem like a very bitter, pessimistic and negative person overall.....but i wish you all the best

No actually BulLeo you didn't get it the first time go back and read what you wrote all you had the strength to do was bash Scorpios instead of rise above. Must be that red hair and all the dead space in between that helps make you so confrontational lol!
from State of Equilibrium
Posted by beautifulscorp
you are repeating yourself over and over again....you could just qoute yourself instead of writing something new, seriously LOL
and guess what, we got it the first time you wrote it!
I??m still sorry for you, you seem like a very bitter, pessimistic and negative person overall.....but i wish you all the best

No actually BulLeo you didn't get it the first time go back and read what you wrote all you had the strength to do was bash Scorpios instead of rise above. Must be that red hair and all the dead space in between that helps make you so confrontational lol!


LMFAO!!!
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