Honest Astrology : Virgo (earth)

You are the logical type and hate disorder. You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're
female from New York City Baby!
Sun:01?? 46' in Taurus Moon:10?? 31' in Gemini Mercury:14?? 21' in Taurus
LMAO @ this thread.

Reading this thread makes it an interesting workday.

Posted by Denver34

You are generally cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while treetrunking.
Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.


However ^^^

In order to be a 'seasoned' pimp, a Virgo will have to pay close attention to details. Which simply means he would have to be wide awake to sample, groom and condition the merchandise....Yes, this will have to include being wide wake during lovemaking.
28 years old female
"Lambie!!! Posted by dofacc In consideration of your hard, though unfocused
Posted by Denver34


You are the logical type and hate disorder.
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullbutterting and you're a cheap bastard.
Your butter-picking attitude is sickening to your coworkers. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too. It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing.
You hide your neurosis, OCD and total insecurity by taking a pill every hour of the day, and then brag to others about how you manage to stay in control.
You are generally cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while treetrunking.
Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.


FREAKSSSSSSS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
28 years old female
"Lambie!!! Posted by dofacc In consideration of your hard, though unfocused
Posted by TaurusBull1977

In order to be a 'seasoned' pimp, bla bla bla


Thou shall not infringe upon my pimpness.

Darth Virgo has spoken.
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female from New York City Baby!
Sun:01?? 46' in Taurus Moon:10?? 31' in Gemini Mercury:14?? 21' in Taurus
Posted by Damnata



Well....

If she isn't keeping up with the payments.....

Virgos are able to manage their money in an organized fashion....
28 years old female
"Lambie!!! Posted by dofacc In consideration of your hard, though unfocused
TaurusBull..

I've had people tell me I should manage a brothel.

I'd look after finances, get the girls checked regularly and cookiemonster slap them when they'd go prudish.
female from New York City Baby!
Sun:01?? 46' in Taurus Moon:10?? 31' in Gemini Mercury:14?? 21' in Taurus
LMAAAAAAOOOO

Will have to concur...

Going prudish can be detrimental to the overall fiscal budget of the brothel.
28 years old female
"Lambie!!! Posted by dofacc In consideration of your hard, though unfocused
Posted by TaurusBull1977
LMAAAAAAOOOO

Will have to concur...

Going prudish can be detrimental to the overall fiscal budget of the brothel.

Exactly.

They tell me this because people know they can discuss whatever sexual kink they have..I heard all kinds of butter and I am unphased.

So seriously unless your life is in danger, we have a business to run so...GET IN THERE!
male
Posted by TaurusBull1977
LMAO @ this thread.

Reading this thread makes it an interesting workday.

Posted by Denver34

You are generally cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while treetrunking.
Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.


However ^^^

In order to be a 'seasoned' pimp, a Virgo will have to pay close attention to details. Which simply means he would have to be wide awake to sample, groom and condition the merchandise....Yes, this will have to include being wide wake during lovemaking.
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Lol you're over-thinking it....Virgo..are you?
female from New York City Baby!
Sun:01?? 46' in Taurus Moon:10?? 31' in Gemini Mercury:14?? 21' in Taurus
Posted by Denver34

Lol you're over-thinking it....Virgo..are you?


Nah....

Just an observant Bull
Posted by Denver34

You are generally cold and unemotional.....
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This reminds me of the historic epic of Iceberg Slim....
"He had one great thing, the ability to jar his emotions in a cunning yet amazing manner that had kept all his just like mes wondering all the way"

But of course, this infamous pimp was a Leo.

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