Alone Again (naturally) cafe

*makes self a depressuccino and sits down in the big comfy chair in the corner that some old person probably peed in*

Another saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I've got some money 'cause I just got paid
Now how I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful way.

^ why is that SAME fking song ALWAYS playing when I come in here...

Oh hi sb 🙂

my cancer is in remission...

which means that it is GOING AWAY

*it is all true*

Another saturday night and I ain't got nobody *wtf is up with that?*
I've got some money 'cause I just got paid *in CASH too 🙂*
Now how I wish I had someone to talk to *you know...like where you can HEAR the other person's voice and not just read it*
I'm in an awful way. *my hair really is NOT taking to the humidity today*

I was with my gf all night last night and all day today...

I guess I could use some down time... 😢

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!

oh special *sigh*

it is REALLY funny that you think I have MORE than one friend

*belly hurting from ALL THAT LAUGHING which quickly turns into spasmodic sobbing*

HEY BLINGABLINGBLANG!!! 😛

get yer filthy tongue outta my depressuccino froth!

YEAH!

bitch bitch bitch

I usually don't have time too notice the depressuccinos because I dancing takes up so much of my "would-be-free" time- after spending the day with young children and the evenings trapped in a studio with classical music I arrive at an "empty" sat. night with somewhat eschewed social skills...

is someone making BREAD??

*jumps out of shower with shampoo in hand and dripping wet to save the tender slice of bread from being swarmed by crickets*


they like carbs ya know- you really ought not hang around here alone...

wehhehel- you are in the right cafe my friend!

I may leave again...nothing to be taken personally though....

showers are always nice

lol

sorry about that

*swats at crickets with damp hair towel*

I'm trying to get my wardrobe in order...things are getting out of hand...I have so much stuff that I NEVER wear...I'm in virgo-moon sorting heaven!

I went shopping today and bought some new clothes...

I feel so stylish

yet so-

so broke!

oh my sweet lil braided breadlet!!

you are shaped like challah in my head

see you soon?

anyone still here?

geminnie me!

I think there is something seriously wrong with me...

no- it's not what you think

but really

I was thinking about the whole us-101 thing today...which suddenly struck me as really wrong

dxp is INVADING MY HEAD SPACE

which is mostly (((empty))) the way I like it...after they removed that frontal lobe- nevermind...

*drools on keyeboard*

did you know that I have actually had DREAMS in which dxp people were involved?

I don't even know what half these people look like!!

I had dream about the white koala last night...it was great - we were back together and getting along really well - sharing his eucalyptus tree just like the old times...

why does it strike you as really wrong?

*wipes Schoene's chin*

*we were back together and getting along really well - sharing his eucalyptus tree just like the old times...

-hahahaha....it is strange how u become comfortable with all the users here....i figured i'm on this everyday (almost) so the users are "friends" in a certain sense....cyber friends....wow, i'll sound reeeeaall cool when i tell my real friends about this....

((o_O))

thanks for making not feel like tooooo much of a dork...


o_O***************G_2

i don't think people on here are dorks....this place is different from a regular chatroom....its sort of an escape for me.....maybe it is for alot of users....its better than TV or a really boring book anyway....

******

^those are dork waves btw

they can only be transmitted from one TRUE cybergeek to another

lol

I think I'm a dork!

but true enough- this is FAR more stimulating than tv...way better than books when you have GEMADD too- I bet 😉

I know it's hard to concentrate on the words when the pictures are SO COLORFUL

way better than books when you have GEMADD too

-exactly 😉

hahahaha dorkwaves *************** i need to work on it....it'll come along....

so what's up Schoene? you're on the right coast aren't you? home on a Saturday night?

books schmooks - I have a hot mac and a room to myself

that pretty much equals DXP, online shopping or spending quality time deleting junk mail from my hotmail account

right coast? whaaa??

dude- I live like NEXT DOOR

I'm waving at you right now!

those stripey boxers are really not flattering at all...I suggest a tight pair of briefs with a leopard print

coool i have hotmail also.....i had a yahoo also, but then its like, i don't NEEEED two e-mails.....i got a myspace about 5 months ago, that makes it really easy to keep in touch with friends who have moved away.....i'm not on it that much, thanks to this place....

lol

myspace *shakes head*

I have comcast too- I'm thinking of making a full transition soon- giving up hot entirely

dude the girl next dooor is some sad little emo girl.....lol

and...I LIKE MY STRIPEY boxers....i think the stains give them character 😉

"home on a Saturday night?"

okay GEMADD- did you read the TOPIC of the thread or just post away will nilly

AHHHAHAHAHA

another saturday night and I aint got!

GOT DAMN IT

please- don't excite me with talk of the mystery stains...I am deprived enough as it is

lol

you and the EMO's

your city is chock fullahthem ay?

I went to art school- no shortage of the emos there thatsferdamn sure

sad AND lacking deoderant...

emo b.o. is about as bad as it gets

get them all in a small stuffy room painting their poor tortured souls out on a canvas and the smell is enough to make a small goat keel over and spill the acrylics...more FUMES

lordy

*please- don't excite me with talk of the mystery stains...I am deprived enough as it is


-hahahahha you're hilarious....yes my city was invaded by EMO's about a yr ago....they're everywhere and i think they are mating at rapid speeeds......i notice about 80% of the emo girls are about 450 lbs, sad since they are 14.....

ok i read the earlier post....it is sort of depressing.....

*he smell is enough to make a small goat keel over and spill the acrylics...more FUMES


-was S.B. in your class? sorry.....it was tooo easy.....horrible joke....i feel like your creative inferior 😢

they're everywhere and i think they are mating at rapid speeeds.....


HAAAAHAHAHAA ROTFL!!! WAHAAA


they can only breed with their own kind anyway...the recessive gene that makes the men attracted to that stupid halfway-bangs, black mary-jane hair cut on the chics will eventually do them in...

hahahaha....i didn't know they went national.....i'm so out of touch......i didn't even know what to call them for awhile.....i'm like a 40 yr old thinking "these kids sure do dress weird" but its like WTF! i'm 27 i should know aaaaa little bit of this shit....oh welll nevermind...

tisk TISK!

*covers specials eyes so she can't see the post*

she is crying on the inside- trust me

sb is SMART she would have never gotten into art college

*sb is SMART she would have never gotten into art college

-hahaha.....you're right she is a smartie.....she's like 12 and going to grad school, very level headed, ambitious gal she is......what did u study in art school?

they ARE national

as a matter of fact- their home base is MY alma mater. They even have a bowling team with matching embroidered shirts and everything