Posted by TheSag
Mom knows best! Always listen to her.
My dad was different, he was like this:
"Son, if you fuck around, use a condom and don't get anyone pregnant, got it?"
Or once when I went to a wedding and a married woman kissed me, he was like "did you fuck her at least?"
Or sometimes he used to ask me, "so have you met a new pussy?"
Sometimes I miss my dad's wisdom.
I like your dad. LAWL.
My dad will never ever be like that. He was just dead flat. Ugggh. But I'm lucky to have him. He's a very responsible, diligent, hardworking person...