ha ha, i like it when she says; "Is THE WORD STUPID WRITTEN ACROSS MY FOREHEAD?"
Other JJ quotes:
"That must be the S.O.D.D.I. principle: "Some Other Dude Done It."
"If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. On your BEST day, you're not as smart as *I* am on my WORST day."
"I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!"
"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."
"Do you come from a long line of idiots?"
"Do you feel as if you're getting whipped?"
"Get over it!"
Judge Judy: Who are you?
Witness: I'm here for pain and suffering.
Judge Judy: Yours or mine?
"Have you ever heard of the K.I.S.S. principle? "Keep It Simple, Stupid."
"Goodbye, have a happy life!"