Posted by PowerDonut
Accounting requires Autistic logic skills
This is an expense therefore you put it in the debit column
Doesn't work that way with people
Ands is holding the bottle weird
Therefore he is trying to seduce me
Nanobot likes foreigners
Therefore she wants to sleep with me
These were all assumptions you made because you fancy yourself as having sexual market value
You can't put people into a balance sheet to make yourself look positive
This is why I do not not want to be friends with you
Because I have zero respect for you
I actually pity you because you will never be a leader
Leadership requires communication and people skills
You will be shut down everytime the moment you speak what is truly on your mind because it is not what other perceive to be real
Damn that was conversationally poetic