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    36 years old female
    Joined dxpnet on October 11, 2006.
    I’m on my phone and too lazy to post all the accompanying photos but I picture firebunny’s date going like this:

    He’s at the mall with his mom and one of those kiosk sales ladies asks him to try out their vegan face moisturizer...and he’s sitting on one of those bar stools so he’s actually equal height....and it occurs to him they’re clearly on a date. So he asks her what they’re gonna do after and she’s like “oh you don’t have to wash it off, it can stay on while you finish your shopping” and he’s like “want to meet my mom?”

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