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    The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes:
    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
    blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
    decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
    While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
    paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her
    Husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
    Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
    paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
    floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
    parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks
    her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she
    replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
    dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting in the house.
    He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
    replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
    said...
    (You'll love this...)
    (I know you will...)
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    ???FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.??
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