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    All the Horny Signs. Rising Ram. Solar Cap. Lunar Bull.
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    Joined dxpnet on January 22, 2014.
    Posted by Damnata
    Capricorn Sun Taurus Moon (for guys)
    "His Illumination: Can invest wisely.
    His dark side: Nasty when angered.


    Here the bull meets the goat. Both signs are sturdy, plodding little fellows with their feet firmly planted on the ground. Just like him. You won't see him dashing about, changing his mind, searching for universal truths. [My 9th House Merc laughs at you. hard.] He's a steady, honest fellow at work or play. He is more concerned with the basic needs of life, served under a sturdy roof, and preferably on a silver platter. He doesn't want a bunch of junk in his castle. He plans to be a banker, real estate broker, or veterinarian. [Fuck that, I'm gonna be a stripper and assassin!] He will invest wisely, yet keep his priorities in order about using available monies for fun and adventure as well. He will not be a miser with you; except of course, in regard to your sexual adventures.[...] You will be allowed very few. He will be fair about this though. He in turn expects to be faithful to the one he loves without exception. And if any man can, this one will. He also wants children. He is slow to anger, yet his anger once evoked is not a pretty sight. Picture the bull snorting. Never insult his pride, honesty, accomplishments, or his mother. Used to winning everything through hard work, the girl of his dreams needs to be sincere and not a pushover. The coy, hard to get routine will not last long with him. He really is too down to earth for such nonsense. He knows all about love and has a strongly passionate nature. Women sense this and respond as if by magic. His romantic life will be as full or as sparse as he decides. Smile pretty and put your best earth signs forward. Surprise match: the Scorpio. Dynamic!"
    (Taken from The Book of Lovers by Carolyn Reynolds.)


    ... STOP TRYING TO PAIR ME OFF WITH SCORPIOS. THEY WILL NOT CLIMB MY MOUNTAIN OR GET ME DOWN ON MY KNEES. GAWD
    *cough* ...meh. 3/5 It's alright.