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    "Birthdate: VII - XIII - MCMLXXXIV
    39 years old male from Colorado, USA
    Joined dxpnet on March 11, 2006.
    - Why would she call you? Why would *you* answer the phone? Is she a close friend? Have you met up? Why do you keep in contact? How often do you talk? How long do you stay on the phone? What do you talk about? Where does she live? What's her name? Does she like you? Would you ever consider going out with her? Does she know about me? Why haven't I met her? How did she get your number? *% #*& bi@*h!
    /Who knows.. what if it's just a random call? A girl from high school has your number in her yearbook.. she's bored and she decides to call to catch up. So, there are 2 choices: 1) either I tell bull lady friend that some chick from HS called to say hey OR 2) I don't tell bull lady friend and risk her finding out and risk castration?!! OR secret option 3: move out of state, obtain new identity and get plastic surgery./
    - No, just don't turn to look. Do it on your own time, not when you're in the company of that wonderful bull lady... it's a priviledge, not a right
    /Turn to look..? Thats bad.. and I really don't want to be castrated. Really though, crabs are alot more sneaky and clever than that../
    - Humor, check. Charm, keep it in check. Check check
    /How about cocky?/
    - A *little* ... you: "how was your day?" her: "horrible" and she doesn't go into details when you ask, just leave it at that... she might tell you some crazy story next week
    /Crazy story.. you're the only crazy bull chick I know of smile/
    - Head, neck, back,___,ass... and I'm talking about massaging strictly ok? Not necessarily leading anywhere... yeah and let her fall asleep if she's comfy plz lol
    /Wow.. that sounds so nice and relaxing.. if she falls asleep, I'd probably do the same. OR maybe call back that chick from high school../
    - Most likely... just keep all eyes on her and she will be a happy bull
    /Gotcha.. one eye on her and one eye on the chick behind her and I will be a happy crab dude smile/