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    Married, middleaged parttime housewife, Aqua-sun/Cap/Pisces/Taurus,married to,S
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    Joined dxpnet on May 04, 2012.
    Posted by TheSag
    Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye. Angry

    A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.

    Me: Do you remember me?
    Her: yes, of course
    Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.
    Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*
    Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.
    Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore

    Instead she offered me chocolate.

    Me: NO, I want physical love!
    Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.
    Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something... Angry

    So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.

    I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy smile


    what...the hell did i just read?Laughing

    sounds like a 15 year old boy wth a 45 year old woman