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as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it?
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart..
There there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears.
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
Right, as if she knew how to cook tea..
Yet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water.
Oh please she just got it delivered
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea ðŸ˜
This is you.
Tinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?
It's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses?
Ah it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease.
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
Oh you're still here. I thought you might have died.
You wish
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Oh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.
Mmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you?
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral? The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place
Why do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember?
I might be dead but my spirit will be there!
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Yes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.
Good idea btw.
As if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..
Does it matter? You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman anyway with your poor vision.
Then why do you even want to come??? Wanna make sure that I am dead for real?
Damn broads, always want us men to suffer, even when dead.
I'm just there for the free food.
Oh didn't I mention? There is no food, just a big box where you can donate money for all my alimonies.
You are right though, I need to invite more people for that reason
Ah good idea. I'll be taking care of that box. It's not like you'll be needing it anyway.
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No, no , no no! The money is meant for all the 23 year old models who claimed they loved me for my personality, do you understand? Don't touch it!!!