Help! Taurus Man Cappy WomanHi, I met him on a dating website 2 months ago, I was out of a previously r/s after my ex broke up with me.....it was kind of not going too well but as a Cap I normally would not leave till the final straw. Anyway when I met Taurus, I was on the website f I’m doomed! I’m Taurus woman and confused by Cappy manHi all... Please be honest be brutal or what have you so I can make my mind up? Here goes...
Long story short, met this cap man online things were going r ally well (long distance btw and I made it clear to him that I’m not dating as my divorce is not fi Let me help you, I don’t want to but it’s cool...as a Taurus & my time bendin diiick as well as the wet dreams of all female zodiac signs across the universe includin Star Wars, Star Trek or a Star dyin then explodin cuz of a Taurus diickk , (noted by all the great scholars winnin Nobel prizes) , My Taurus husband cheating on meHello, A good friend of mine told me to log on here to get some insight on the astrological side. Some facts:
My husband and I met in high school, we were together and then broke up and got back together, I got pregnant at 18 and he decided he wanted to No need to thank me.Sorry haven’t responded to anyone because I’m AntiSocial duh & unlike all these homeless busters here I got a thing called a job. Anyways, it’s Friday & for one day only, on a non Black Friday on Friday, this week on a Friday, not Tuesday..I will Super dope to b me..As a Taurus, noted down in 500000 billion B.C by a team of diick researchers as the best diick by any females, sadly confused as the holy grail of diick by every zodiac sign in the deepest unknown galaxy & the almanac & even in the dark web also k My experience having sex w all the zodiacs , yikess.As a Taurus aka the god of plan B; dis b a throwback of a life, my life not yo life.
Aries: I love you. Me: I just wanna fuuuck
Taurus: Do you really like me? Me: sex is great.
Cancer: Hold my hand forever. Me: Food and sex was awesome.
Capricorn: You b SoftMan oh man, years laters this site has become softer than all these anime weebs on tiktok & made Ellen degenerate look like a thug. Fuuuuck.