Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
1. Must NOT suddenly to decide to talk about how she is dissatisfied with her manicure, or how she had trouble finding a purse at the mall, or about how the improper way the barista prepared her coffee, or how one of her "friends" wore the most hideous outfit while I am watching the World Series, Superbowl, or NBA Championship. Scratch the qualifiers....just no. I don't want to hear about it at any time.
2. Makes and spends her own money.
3. Must look like a supermodel, always.
4. Respects my man cave (this is easy, I'll install locks and not give her keys)
5. Can do plumbing, do basic work on a car, do roofing work, can install electrical wiring, and can pour concrete
6. Pulls in a 6 figure salary, but is home to make me a gourmet dinner within 15 minutes after she gets home
7. Can raise 10 children without a nanny
8. Has 3 PHDs in the hard sciences
9. She can complain about her menstrus, but must not grimace (even internally) when I talk about my various bodily functions.
The treetrunk.. 😒
I'll burn you out of my existence, I'll keep it going for months even years. We could work at the same place and I still wouldn't budge.