This party is so 2016 without pre-dipped chips

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I honestly don't understand this points thing. I haven't seen anything anywhere on DXP about earning or buying points.

What am I missing?

Did Duncan just give me my walkin' papers?


Ahhhh...has he ever gave you anything?
Than if course...


How do we know that Duncan is a he. I don't even think we're dealing with the original Duncan. This place has probably been sold a time or two. Word of advice to the new owner/owners: "Let them call you Duncan, because they'll never be able to handle the separation anxiety."

I could be wrong though.

Duncan gave me DXP Gemitati. That's all, but at the end of the day it seems to suffice... in some odd, other worldy sort of way.


If you buy points, you get the admins number. Why not call, hear its voice, and hang up lol.


LOL



The point in your points thing was from me btw πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜›


I have a point in my points thing? Thanks man!



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d'Artanian?
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Admiring my rapier, tati?
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that woman who plays on game of thrones is very short, almost a dwarf, the one who played sarah connor


They had to find a woman shorter than kit harrington.
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I honestly don't understand this points thing. I haven't seen anything anywhere on DXP about earning or buying points.

What am I missing?

Did Duncan just give me my walkin' papers?


Ahhhh...has he ever gave you anything?
Than if course...


How do we know that Duncan is a he. I don't even think we're dealing with the original Duncan. This place has probably been sold a time or two. Word of advice to the new owner/owners: "Let them call you Duncan, because they'll never be able to handle the separation anxiety."

I could be wrong though.

Duncan gave me DXP Gemitati. That's all, but at the end of the day it seems to suffice... in some odd, other worldy sort of way.


If you buy points, you get the admins number. Why not call, hear its voice, and hang up lol.


LOL



The point in your points thing was from me btw πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜›


I have a point in my points thing? Thanks man!

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Posted by Gemitati
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I honestly don't understand this points thing. I haven't seen anything anywhere on DXP about earning or buying points.

What am I missing?

Did Duncan just give me my walkin' papers?


Ahhhh...has he ever gave you anything?
Than if course...


How do we know that Duncan is a he. I don't even think we're dealing with the original Duncan. This place has probably been sold a time or two. Word of advice to the new owner/owners: "Let them call you Duncan, because they'll never be able to handle the separation anxiety."

I could be wrong though.

Duncan gave me DXP Gemitati. That's all, but at the end of the day it seems to suffice... in some odd, other worldy sort of way.


If you buy points, you get the admins number. Why not call, hear its voice, and hang up lol.


LOL

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The point in your points thing was from me btw πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜›
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Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xBruceCampbellx
I honestly don't understand this points thing. I haven't seen anything anywhere on DXP about earning or buying points.

What am I missing?

Did Duncan just give me my walkin' papers?


Ahhhh...has he ever gave you anything?
Than if course...


How do we know that Duncan is a he. I don't even think we're dealing with the original Duncan. This place has probably been sold a time or two. Word of advice to the new owner/owners: "Let them call you Duncan, because they'll never be able to handle the separation anxiety."

I could be wrong though.

Duncan gave me DXP Gemitati. That's all, but at the end of the day it seems to suffice... in some odd, other worldy sort of way.
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If you buy points, you get the admins number. Why not call, hear its voice, and hang up lol.
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Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye.

A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.

Me: Do you remember me?
Her: yes, of course
Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.
Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*
Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.
Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore

Instead she offered me chocolate.

Me: NO, I want physical love!
Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.
Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something...

So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.

I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy


Is that what you were in prison for?


yeah...I was never in prison, what are talking about?


The truth is subjective sir.


Who told you I was in prison, lady? An Aquarius? Don't believe her, she was lying to you!


It was an aqua! He also said you're a great friend that gives great head. Sound about right?


WHAT???

Liar, I get along with male aquas!

And if at all, it's NONE of your business what WE did

Thats none of my business. Try to stick to whats important here jeeez...


Uh..uh...you know... I you know.... I ....don't know what.to say so..uh.....I am leaving now, I am helping out in the soup kitchen.

Love you!

I'm back. Ignore the homeless and let them starve for me.


You are evil. I am a humatari....humnatiria..I like people and am generous
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That's not what I like to hear.
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Gems are stingy? How did I get stuck with the non stingy gem? He wants to buy everyone things. He loves giving gifts. I thought money bought happiness for these people.


Exactly! This list is stupid.
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Imh miserly o, you should try to be a little stingy. Negative points for gemini.
Gems are stingy? How did I get stuck with the non stingy gem? He wants to buy everyone things. He loves giving gifts. I thought money bought happiness for these people.
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Virgo, Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio, Gemini. Libra is quite thrifty, too.

Your thoughts?


Virgos are misers
Cancers are greedy
Taureans are frugal
Pisces 50-50
Caps are shrewd

As far as libras and gems goes... appently moolah burns holes in their pockets. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

And yes I am generalizing based on personal experiences/encounters! Don’t shoot!
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Does converting all of my money into dimes and stacking them count as a miser?
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the women are WILD to say the least. a lot of my exes were also an aries venus.

what exactly are you wanting to know?


Are the men as wild!? I noticed they go ALL in so fast and so intensely! Or was this just my experience? Can they commit?
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Most of the aries venus people I know are more long term relationship people like leo venus. Its them sag veens you have to watch.
Aries venus is cool until they get weird which is often. When they get jelly, they start pointing out random people calling them hot then they look at you for a reaction. Then leo venus is like why you looking at me if they're so hot over there? Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm
Mensies twins with terramine
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the women are WILD to say the least. a lot of my exes were also an aries venus.

what exactly are you wanting to know?


Wild? Lol seriously don't just stick to basic astrology prototype explanations. Think outside the box.
An Aries Venus doesn't just automatically make you wild and sexual lol. This is why you're going to end up owning 8 cats.

I have an Aries Venus and although I'm brazen and opinionated I'm not wild. My rainbow selection of cardigans proves this πŸ˜ŽπŸ™ŒπŸΌ


So many wild placements. One taurus mars to hold it all together.


Taurus mars. Virgo rising. Couple of useless Capricorn planets.

😐 I should technically be a hooker right now. I wonder what saved me.

Virgos? πŸ˜›


😐 You're probably correct on that one. Lol

Go away from me. Stop trying to look into my soul.
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No, you stole me away from thesag. You're stuck with me now. *ghosts you*
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the women are WILD to say the least. a lot of my exes were also an aries venus.

what exactly are you wanting to know?


Wild? Lol seriously don't just stick to basic astrology prototype explanations. Think outside the box.
An Aries Venus doesn't just automatically make you wild and sexual lol. This is why you're going to end up owning 8 cats.

I have an Aries Venus and although I'm brazen and opinionated I'm not wild. My rainbow selection of cardigans proves this πŸ˜ŽπŸ™ŒπŸΌ


my venus is in aries. most of my aries venus exes are 8th house aries venus. wild is the most polite way to describe it. they were both really overly ridiculously sexual. and had a streak of not giving a flying treetrunk who was around or what you were doing and wanting to get down. sex in public was more often than it should've happened. my 2nd house venus looks back on it like -.- i'm not calling them hoes. but their sexuality was really extreme. i don't think other venus in aries are to the same degree so i wasn't gonna throw anyone under the bus.

jeez roman. it's like you don't really know me at all anymore.

at least you didn't call me out in the captain save a hoe thread. so there's that.


Lol sounds like you got used.

I don't even get you tbh. It's like you sold your soul recently. Doesn't feel the same anymore.

I was going to call you out but 😐 we both know your story. You have to live with that life which to me is punishment enough. πŸ’…πŸ½



they were just super sexual is all. happens with women all the time. i wasn't complaining at the time. but at that point i was also not over 30 yet. so.

what are you going on about? i was gonna pm you and ask but that's too much effort and then sometimes you get weird when i do. lol not sure how exactly i sold my soul though. dramatic pisces moon women. smh


Don't even look in my direction anymore.





roman i'm pretty sure you and terramine are on the same period cycle because he's been really in his feels over me recently as well.



Wow! First you insult my Venus. Then my moon. Then calling me Mensies Twins with Terramine.
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Lmaolmao
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the women are WILD to say the least. a lot of my exes were also an aries venus.

what exactly are you wanting to know?


Wild? Lol seriously don't just stick to basic astrology prototype explanations. Think outside the box.
An Aries Venus doesn't just automatically make you wild and sexual lol. This is why you're going to end up owning 8 cats.

I have an Aries Venus and although I'm brazen and opinionated I'm not wild. My rainbow selection of cardigans proves this πŸ˜ŽπŸ™ŒπŸΌ


So many wild placements. One taurus mars to hold it all together.


Taurus mars. Virgo rising. Couple of useless Capricorn planets.

😐 I should technically be a hooker right now. I wonder what saved me.
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Virgos? πŸ˜›
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Posted by edgelord
the women are WILD to say the least. a lot of my exes were also an aries venus.

what exactly are you wanting to know?


Wild? Lol seriously don't just stick to basic astrology prototype explanations. Think outside the box.
An Aries Venus doesn't just automatically make you wild and sexual lol. This is why you're going to end up owning 8 cats.

I have an Aries Venus and although I'm brazen and opinionated I'm not wild. My rainbow selection of cardigans proves this πŸ˜ŽπŸ™ŒπŸΌ
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So many wild placements. One taurus mars to hold it all together.
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Virgo is the ultimate white knight hero. This should have been filed under the Virgo forum for maximum traffic. They're literally Team Captain Save-a-Hoe πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€βœˆοΈ

Next in line is Pisces. Pisces people love a good community project! Picture a Pisces man who swoops in to knight a woman and her 9 kids from two fathers....plays dad for a while and knights her at the parent PTA meetings at her kids school, buys some groceries, adds her and her kids to his healthcare plan from his trucking company, maybe builds the kids a tree house.....and then he's gone when the woman improves herself enough and is no longer dependent....like a drifter in the 1930's he's went out for a pack of cigs and let the wind carry him away.



weren't you with a virgo for a really long time?


I've dated a couple of Virgos actually and each of those relationships were long term.

They have a penchant for wanting to fix or improve people.


How many virgos does it take to fix a roman?


I'll never be fixed. That's why they keep returning.






I'm getting a bunch of my virgo frenemies together. I think you and sag should come over for an intervention.


So you wanna invite an Aries and Sag hoe to ease the tension?


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Its really just going to be me. I have no friends.

Maybe you should bring your friends.
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Posted by TheSag
Three years ago a woman apporoached me coming from the grocery store. She said she couldn't carry the groceries by herself because of her back so I helped her. We were in a bus and as soon as we got out she asked me to carry them in her appartment..Bingo! She kind of looked like a retired porn star. So I helped her carrying her stuff to the 2nd floor but as soon as we got to her flat she just said thank you and goodbye.

A year later, on Christmas, I saw her again and she asked me again to help her carrying her groceries. I was cool, I said yeah I will help you.

Me: Do you remember me?
Her: yes, of course
Me: fine, cause you know this time I want something back.
Her: What do you expect? *offeres me a cigarette*
Me: You are sexy and you turn me on.
Her: Hahahaha, I am flatterd but I don't have sex with anybody anymore

Instead she offered me chocolate.

Me: NO, I want physical love!
Her: not gonna happen, my back hurts and I don't do that anymore.
Me: well then give me something else, let me touch you or give me a kiss or something...

So we were just about to enter her flat when she just gave me a chocolate bar. She saw I was disappointed and then she did something that turned me on again..she grapped me somewhere for a second or two... I smiled and left. It was totaly worth it.

I like being a White Knight Mangina Nice Guy


This is the perfect white knight story. I love this so much it hurts lmao


It hurt me as well. Thinking back, I feel so used ...


That would give me douche chills too lol


Pisces moons have wild imaginations.


Whut?! How dare you talk about my moon to another person.

Have we not been through it all? I demand loyalty!
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I'm the bridge between you and reality. Take my hand. I'll always be there for you in whatever world youre in ❀
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Posted by ItsMeRoman
Virgo is the ultimate white knight hero. This should have been filed under the Virgo forum for maximum traffic. They're literally Team Captain Save-a-Hoe πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€βœˆοΈ

Next in line is Pisces. Pisces people love a good community project! Picture a Pisces man who swoops in to knight a woman and her 9 kids from two fathers....plays dad for a while and knights her at the parent PTA meetings at her kids school, buys some groceries, adds her and her kids to his healthcare plan from his trucking company, maybe builds the kids a tree house.....and then he's gone when the woman improves herself enough and is no longer dependent....like a drifter in the 1930's he's went out for a pack of cigs and let the wind carry him away.



weren't you with a virgo for a really long time?


I've dated a couple of Virgos actually and each of those relationships were long term.

They have a penchant for wanting to fix or improve people.


How many virgos does it take to fix a roman?


I'll never be fixed. That's why they keep returning.




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I'm getting a bunch of my virgo frenemies together. I think you and sag should come over for an intervention.