Posted by ScorpiusIII
You must follow my instructions carefully:
.1) You must find a place that is not developed land. You will use this land later.
.2) You and a few of your friends/family members will have to come up with a believeable activity to do together as an aliby. Keep the story simple and make sure you all agree.
.3) Start shopping for a weapon of choice. Guns usually get the point accross but poisons are much less traceable. Keep in mind he could always "trip" into a bus as well.
.4) Burry his body in the land we spoke about.
.5) Apprehend the cops. Be nice to them. Chances are even if they arrest you they still need a confession.
.6) Hire a theropist. After you get away with it you will feel compelled to confess out of guilt. This is a step called "guilt management."
.7) Try and remove anything that would remind you of this man, again, this is for the guilt factor.
.8) At this point in your life you should be ready to retire and settle down. You can tell your grandkids this and it will be an excellent story piece.