28 years old female
I was at work with a co worker watching this older couple make out so passionately so I told them they were gonna make me puke...
My co worker she whispers in my ear after talking to the guy "10 bucks says the gum in his mouth isn't his" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜‚πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜‚
"Double Pisces, double delight. Sag rising VIA MIA
Instead, you could have imagine yourself being so lucky to be in their shoes in a few years time....instead of being lonely, depressed, bitter and full of cap poo (original mistake....I meant cat poo).
You have no sense of humor.